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Roger
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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sure, What's In My Pants didn't make it, but this'll last!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:15 PM      
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I think Norton's theme is catchy "What sounds like a burp but smells like a catfish"


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posted on 01-02-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
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I'm not a big fan of this one. But the sweeper for tomorrow's show should be funny.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands
crinkle crinkle
posted on 01-02-2002 @ 10:56 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
that"s a winner. It's not as good as guess whats in my pants but its pretty damn funny. i like guess whats in my pants better because you get to play at home.

crinkle crinkle, go the feet of a boy in a Macy's shopping bag in a bathroom stall
F the S out of her A
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 1:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
That girl had way too much cuntspace for as young as she was... perhaps too many telephone poles shoved into it?

I hope they keep the bit alive until we get some teen girl whose queef whistles...

NICE!

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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 3:37 AM      
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oh goody, i finally have a reason to call the show...



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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:13 AM      
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this is funny, but wont last. its only going to be funny once or twice, then it will get stale. whats in my pants was a GREAT idea that they should bring back.



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geedagreek
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:26 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
it will be funny for the first few times, but it will probably die after february.....

back for more, heh heh.......
njstrawberry
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:28 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I don't know about you people but I am really looking forward to this today. I need the laugh.

So, which board female will be representing?



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geedagreek
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
oh, i agree njs, it will be funny......

btw,
quote:

which board female will be representing today?


straw, comment?

back for more, heh heh.......
Noellevious
Teh cute.
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Not too tart, not too sweet? Ugh. ;-)


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geedagreek
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
UPDATE: Robin is on hold!!!!!!YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!


back for more, heh heh.......
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:10 PM      
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I don't know, it sounds like women farting on the phone. Do people find this hot at all? Its making me kinda sick. Good job Polly.


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
geedagreek
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
rog, it's all about the mental picture....polly sounded like somebody stepping on a ketchup packet....NICE....

back for more, heh heh.......
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:18 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

it's all about the mental picture

Okay, I gotchya now!! Now its more interesting. I wonder what position these girls are in to get themselves to do that on command. Wish the boys had asked that. Maybe next time!


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
geedagreek
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
ah ha!!!great idea rog, almost like in what's in my pants where they ask where they are, or what's in the room(winnie the pooh sheets??)

back for more, heh heh.......
Ree
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:30 PM      
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(Puts hands together and forms a vag)

Ffffphhhffft!!!!

Ffffpphhhfffftt!!!

Eeeew.



Thine In Honor,
Ree

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geedagreek
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:32 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
ree, why did you put your hands together?? i thought you already had a vag......


back for more, heh heh.......
DannyNoonan
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 6:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Eeeew


Faggiiitt!!1 J/K :)

A couple things:

A woman who is capable of this (from experience) is capable of good things.

And you never know when this bit will lead to a woman who has REAL musical talent.

I am enjoying this addition to the new format.

su

Filzy
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posted on 01-03-2002 @ 7:10 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
A fine O&A original.
-Sounds like a burp, smells like catfish.
Jim Norton



Spray it down,
buisness as usual.

I think it's time for a status change.

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Ree
Unofficial Biggest Whore of OA.com
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Reaver Strike Battalion
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Where's my snare? I have no snare in my headphones.
posted on 01-03-2002 @ 10:44 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
No see geed, when I put my hands together I was opening your sister's muff and spooning out the ninja to her. Also I knocked her last tooth from her canker filled gum flaps. Sorry...

Filzy, good to see you back, my nigga.



Thine In Honor,
Ree

"Your Lord, Your Christ... Stood and prayed, never strayed... never taste of the fruit... never thought to question why?" -Maynard James Keenan 'Judith'

Seph is God for sig. I am Psycho Mark Incarnate Gak Gak Gak Bink



This message was edited by Ree on 1-4-02 @ 1:20 AM
geedagreek
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 5:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
ouch, ree, that hurt....
i thought we were just havin fun....

back for more, heh heh.......
Roger
Mistress Of The Double Posts
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It just occured to me that that stupid bitch ruuned the six o'clock queef! She made the boys guess for like half an hour what stupid band she was railed by, but she never queefed! Could this be the end?


"One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene
"Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?"
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 01-04-2002 @ 6:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
i thought that too. Scarhead ruined 6:00 queef


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posted on 01-04-2002 @ 7:04 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
I don't think that she even knows how to queef. She was so annoying with her 20 minutes of babble. RIP 6:00 Queef.

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