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nj_voodoo
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I tend to stay longer with the women in my life if see does two things:

1. Blow like the Santa Anna winds...all the time

2. Never say the word or words; married, marriage, ring.




My Sig Pics are too Big.
OAAWITE
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
While that is all well and good, how are other posters supposed to add to those thoughts and make a coherrent thread?




nj_voodoo
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
sorry, that Laura chick on O&A right now, makes me irrational. :D




My Sig Pics are too Big.
IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 02-12-2002 @ 5:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
this bitch has no idea what she's talking about




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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I've purchased illegal substances once- i guess i caused the death of a baby- i wish i could have killed that fucker with my own hands. "Dude, Terrorism is so not cool. "- an RF.neter
Norton's Victim
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
What if she says, "I want to make my mouth like a ring and put it around your penis?".



The Rules of being Steve:
1) Be desireless
2) Be excellent
3) Be gone
-The Tao of Steve
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 8:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
this is the second time o&a have had that woman on, why why why did they have her on again, she annoyed the hell outa me the first time

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
wtf
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 9:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
yet another guest that gets the radio turned off. maybe she should hook up with 12 year old gary. see if she can please a prepub-man. get them both off the radio


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silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 10:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Anyone that has to by a book to figure out how to bang is beyond help... Sex just happens- the more the better. If you're reaching for a play book while you're doing it-- seems like your not really into it to begin with. This lady and the one last week with the "menu" are both single - so how much can they know???

Dick N. Sider
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
She was on waaaaay too long. Sometimes they don't know when to say buh-bye. Unfortunately it was back to "twofer Tuesday" for a while.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 11:12 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i still dont understand why the hell they had her one AGAIN, isnt once enough

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
RonRon5477
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 1:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

This lady and the one last week with the "menu" are both single
Not true. The chick that was on yesterday said she was married.

WNEWs GIRL, lets go for the hat trick. ask a third time. :)

Honestly, I think the book is a good idea. It's good for virgins who don't want to appear as virgins. If they know something first before having sex, then it might better for them. Also, for couples that want to spice up their lives could use this book. Not everyone is sex machine.


"I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements
Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else):
The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html"
AIM: RonRon5477
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-13-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

WNEWs GIRL, lets go for the hat trick. ask a third time


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------

I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid...fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
PeterDragon
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
This book isn't about how to have sex as much as her trying to give marriage / partner advice.

Having said that, you guys should know better. Some O&A guests are put on for cringe factor. All that was missing was the request for
"Serious Questions Only".

Hey, sometimes it doesn't work, but you can't believe they had her on because of her "expertise"

Filzy
Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
The only "sex expert" I'll even think of considering is Laura Korn or whatever her name is.
At lest she encourages listeners to try.



As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
~George Carlin,
Napalm and Silly Putty


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TheJays
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posted on 02-19-2002 @ 7:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Honestly, I think the book is a good idea. It's good for virgins who don't want to appear as virgins. If they know something first before having sex, then it might better for them. Also, for couples that want to spice up their lives could use this book. Not everyone is sex machine.



Why can't people just do what I did when I first had sex...just pretend you're Peter North.

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?



"I haven't felt that good since Artie Gammell score against Holland in 1978." "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!" "Bitch, what you don't know about me I can just about squeeze in the Grand fucking Canyon. Did you know I always wanted to be a dancer in Vegas?" "Bazooko's Circus is what the world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war.
pinkkitty
posted on 02-19-2002 @ 9:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 01
"While that is all well and good, how are other posters supposed to add to those thoughts and make a coherrent thread?"

Maybe all of us girls are supposed to reply and say, "OH, that is me to a 'T'....wanna meet up !?!?" Teehee !!





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