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brother joe
I write the songs that make the whole world sing....
...the Patty Duke Theme
I got the Clap from AMY!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Hello Folks,

The next bar9 meeting will be this Tuesday the 26th of February. It'll be the last one untill the 26th of March. My long overdue vacation will coincide with the 12th of March gig, and I would've been off on the 19th anyway (I know, I said the 19th would be the next one in the "bang the gang" thread, my mistake).

So, hope to see some of you at bar9, this coming Tuesday the 26th of February, I'll have Laird with me, singing lead...thank you jim, Johnny Rock n' roll Race warbling a couple'a tunes, and I'll kick my brothers ass into submission so he comes out this time (maybe).

NO COVER CHARGE AND NO MINIMUM (sometimes a maximum, but,..... that's a personal problem)

Thanks for the continued support and I'll see you guys next week!!

For directions to the club:
Visit this Website



Only Kettel one martinis...and the swoosh is on my SWEAT-shirt...still giving the people what they want.





This message was edited by brother joe on 2-20-02 @ 4:43 PM
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I'll kick my brothers ass into submission so he comes out this time



Watch out he doesn't use his mana spells on you.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
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One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ill be there
have a great vacation
maybe ill actually get some sleep those weeks we'll be missing

im gonna miss hanging with everyone though :(

WHATEVER FTL

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I LOVE THE SLASH and THE CRACK HITLER and even the REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO and AUSTIN DESERVES AN OSCARMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room, IrishAlkey, and Slackjaw ((The Baldies Club)) Skitchr4u along with Hybrid, DANKED, Drunken GW...Critics Loves Snatch looks over fbdlingfrg, Austin, and HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe)((The Youngans Club))
brother joe
I write the songs that make the whole world sing....
...the Patty Duke Theme
I got the Clap from AMY!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Watch out he doesn't use his mana spells on you.


If he does , I'll run him over with my bicycle.....again.

( message edited due to avoiding "gay" jokes)


Only Kettel one martinis...and the swoosh is on my SWEAT-shirt...still giving the people what they want.

This message was edited by brother joe on 2-20-02 @ 4:46 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

FROY ENDORSEDBAR9 THREAD



But it's not in blue.

quote:

I'll put moths down his underwear while he's sleeping.....again.



What else did you do to him while he was sleeping? And I heard of funny pet names for you penis but "Moth"?





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
This time I think I'll take Wed. morning off in advance. I'll start saving my drinking money now....

brother joe
I write the songs that make the whole world sing....
...the Patty Duke Theme
I got the Clap from AMY!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
you're the first and last to get a shot in gonzo.....feel priviledged....where'd you get that quote anyway???? did'ja make it up????


Only Kettel one martinis...and the swoosh is on my SWEAT-shirt...still giving the people what they want.

This message was edited by brother joe on 2-20-02 @ 4:51 PM
GonzoStyle
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 5:41 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

you're the first and last to get a shot in gonzo.....feel priviledged....



I'm so honored and privilaged that my dick got harder than marlon brando's arteries.

quote:

where'd you get that quote anyway???? did'ja make it up????


I got it from your new status, lol.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 2-20-02 @ 5:49 PM
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
yeah yeah, i'll be there!!

==============================================
:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 8:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
Maybe i'll stroll in late as i always do......



Email
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Flock of Moosen
OA.com's Bodyguard
Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 10:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

It'll be the last one untill the 26th of March. My long overdue vacation will coincide with the 12th of March gig, and I would've been off on the 19th anyway (I know, I said the 19th would be the next one in the "bang the gang" thread, my mistake).

Oh boy, I know someone who is gonna be upset when she reads this. The 12th was the only Tuesday she had off and was really looking forward to coming out again.
Sorry sweetie. :(


"What are you speaking, German Brian?"


Brian, what the hell are you talking about?"

danked
Dankarella!
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I'll see you guys there.


Lent said...
quote:

Maybe i'll stroll in late as i always do......

Are you gonna bring your beard this time?

Nobody bought it...


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.

This message was edited by danked on 2-20-02 @ 10:16 PM
Mangino
I live... again.
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 10:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
I'll be there as always to support Joe, hang with you guys.....and make the bartender richer. See ya's Tuesday!

President of the Rich Vos fan club!
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 02-20-2002 @ 11:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
C.U.N.T.

NORTON IS GOD
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-21-2002 @ 2:00 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

C.U.N.T.

um, yes??

==============================================
:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
sykopathchik
Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment.
N
posted on 02-21-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
* thankS sir can i have anthoR *?
oh one more week eh ... uhmMmM i belive its coming cloSe to a red roCk night fur mEeE :) Bar 9 is only gooD when joes therE .... i wiLL not attent regualr tuesday nights ! UgH ..... must you vaction now sir? lol..
cee ya GuyS n gals TuesdaY ...


Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!
Mikey Potatohead
posted on 02-21-2002 @ 3:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Johnny Rock n' roll Race warbling a couple'a tunes


Uh-oh. I think my long overdue vacation will now begin this Tuesday the 26th...

www.10headshigh.com
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 02-21-2002 @ 3:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Will there be a buffet?





I don't let idiots in my bar. Originally, I was going to let "I don't let idiots in my bar" be the one, true statement by which I wanted all other members to remember my posts. But, alas, it appears that a new day is dawning, a day in which scrolling marquees are to be no less than a paragraph long, overflowing with poignant, intriguing, thought provoking ideas and imagery. I accept this new day, and I embrace it with all of my being. Every great vision begins with a single thought, a thought which may, in time, change life as we know it. The scrolling marquee is such a vision, not to be ignored, not to be misunderstood, not to be tossed aside as an irrelevent aspect in time. So, may your texts scroll, may your visions be fulfilled, may all the outcomes of your hard work be positive and comforting. And, most importantly, remember that AntsInMyPants has the hugest cock I've ever seen in my life.
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Grizzly
When I hibernate my cave doubles as a dutch oven.
DON'T PANIC
posted on 02-21-2002 @ 8:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

quote:
C.U.N.T.
um, yes??



No, I meant c u next Tuesday, as in, Bar9- :rolleyes:
Silly rabbit.

NORTON IS GOD
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 02-21-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
oopd, thought you were calling me!! hehe

==============================================
:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 02-21-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Will there be a buffet?

..... punch and pie.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


mincemeat
posted on 02-21-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Will there be a buffet?
--Fresh roast beef and large cans.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 1:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Fresh roast beef and large cans.
Sounds good, but I think Alkey prefers sausage and yams.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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GonzoStyle
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 10:03 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

..... punch and pie.



Dude but we don't have any punch or pie.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

Mrs. Moosen
You think Flock is the real mod?
Ha! Think again.
USA
posted on 02-22-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Oh boy, I know someone who is gonna be upset when she reads this. The 12th was the only Tuesday she had off and was really looking forward to coming out again.
Sorry sweetie
cough... cough... ahhh, ahhh, AHHH CHOOO!!!! sniff sniff

Ummm, I'm feeling a sick day coming on! ;)

Stop starin' at my snowcones



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