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chrissy g
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 9:43 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
I am a huge fan of O&A and a big gar smoker

I just smoked this new gar WBC

real O&A fans will get it

I got it on tetens.com and this gar kicks ass (I spend a lot of money there so they shut up and do what I say)

I already called Kim at tetens.com and paid for a box of these garz that I am going to give to the 102nd post on this thread

and that includes my post

I’ll email U and give U the secret pass code and U’ll B able 2 call Kim at tetens.com

they will send them 2 U free.

I think the retail value is about $270

it is the least I can do 2 share 1 of my fav things garz with my 2nd fav O&A and their fam

good luck O&A gar luvRz

Visit this Website tetens.com



Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein
Paper Boy
I want my two dollars!
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 9:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm #1.

{Fading away}(ugh, uh, uh, I just gotta bring it to they attention dirty, that's all)
You better watch who you talkin' bout, runnin yo mouth,
Like you know me, you gon fuck around and check why they surely
jus call me, 'Show Me', While one-on-one you cant hold me,
if your last name was Haynes,
only way u wear me out is SKETCH my name on ur pants,
no resident of France, (Wheeew!)
but you swear I'm from Paris, hundred six karrots,
Told em: Nahh, thats pure rich,
trying to comperrr [compare] this my chain to your change,
I'm like sprint or motorola, no service, out of your range,
you outta your brains thinkin' Imma shout out your name,
you gotta come up with better ways than that to catch your fame
all that pressure you applying, its time to ease off,
before I hit you from the blind side im taking your sleeves off,
as much as we lost, still hard to please boss,
dont be lieing, fucking crying, suck it up, thats a loss,
cause yo' ass is wack, you whole label is wack,
'matter of fact (ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,) hold that (Ayyyyyy)

[Chorus]
I am number one, no matter if you like it,
err take this down and write it
I am number one, ey ey ey (ey ey)
(Let me ask you man)
What does it take to be number one?
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(Tell me now dirty)
What does it take to be number one?
ey ey (ey ey)

[Verse 2]
(Woman's Voice)
Do you like it when I shake it for you daddy,
move it all around, Let you get a peep before it
touches the ground
(Nelly)
Hell yea ma' I love a girl who's willing to learn
Willing to get in the drivers seat and willing to turn
And not concerned about that he-say, she-say,
did he-say, what I think he say, squash that,
you probably got that off Ebay or some internet access,
some web site chat line, mad cause I got mine,
{Phone dial tone in background}
(Ohh) Dont end up on the flat line,
If only my uncle could see me now,
If he can see how many rappers wanna be me now,
straight emulating my style, right to the *down, down*,
Cant leave out the store now, gotta wait till they calm down,
I got hella shorties, comin' askin' "Yo, where's the Party,"
Oh lordy til I continue to act naugthy,
Mixing cris' and bacardi, Got me bangin fo' sho,
Im not a man of million words, but there's one thing I know, eh

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Im tired of people judging, whats real hip-hop,
Half the time it be the niggas whos album flop,
You know, Boat done sank, and it aint left the dock,
(Come on) Mad cause I'm hot, he just mad cause hes not,
You aint gotta give me my props, just give me the yachts,
Gimme my rocks, just keep my fans coming in flocks,
Till you top the superbowl, keep your mouth on lock,
{Cricket Noises} I'm Awake, haha
Im cocky on the mic, but I'm humble in real life,
Taking nothing for granted, blessin everything in my life,
Trying to see a new light at the top of the roof,
(Baby) Aint B-Sigel but I speak the truth,
I heat the booth, Nelly so un-cool (So Crazy)
Top down, shirt off in the the coop, spreadin the loot
With my family and friends, and my closest of kin,
And I Do It again, If it means I'm gon' win, Dirty

[Chorous]
[Outro]
I am number one,
I am nubmer one,
(What does it take to be number one?)
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
(What does it take to be number one?)
ey, ey, ey, ey (ey, ey)
I am number one, (uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, listen,)
I (I-I-I) am number one (yea, yea, yea)
I-I-I-I-I number one
Two is not a winner and three nobody remembers
Number one,
Cause two is not a winner and three nobody remembers.




:D






This message was edited by Paper Boy on 3-3-02 @ 10:04 AM
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
If you're talking about cigars, my fav is Arturo Fuente 8-5-8. I don't think I'd try a cigar with a novelty label or ring.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


chrissy g
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 10:26 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
lars makes the most expensive garz worldwide

and has been 4 22 years

when Carlos Jr was at the RTDA a couple of years ago he was walkin around smoking a VII which is 1 of lars' smokes

I met Ernesto of La Gloria Cubana in FL and he is also 1 of the legendary master cigar makers and another genius I admire

he told me that he thought Lars was 1 of the greatest geniuses to come to the cigar industry and said that Lars has changed the cigar industry forever

and 1 of the managers at the Partagus factory in cuba who I bring lars garz, lighters, cutters and butane 2 also collects lars’ garz

so it is definitely not what U would classify as a novelty cigar



Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein
chrissy g
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Painter if U don’t Know who I was talking about when I said Carlos Jr

That’s the President of Arturo Fuente cigar company

I’m not trying 2 B condescending

U do Know what condescending means …….right?

It’s when U talk down 2 sum1



Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 10:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Can I please have my two minutes back?

Sykopathchik's posts are easier to understand...jeez.




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:03 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
dude... lighten up. take the fingers out of your ass for a minute. it all makes perfect sense. :P



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:05 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
does anybody else smell spiced lunch meat?





My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!



this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because

av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

take the fingers out of your ass for a minute



Never tell another man what to do with his ass.




Av8er Radio
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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
You are so GAY



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
Monica Lewinsky likes gars in her atch in the val fice.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

does anybody else smell spiced lunch meat?



Great, now I want a sandwich...

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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Satan, you know where i lie

Gently i go into that good night

All our lives get complicated

Search for pleasures overrated

Never armed our souls

For what the future would hold

When we were innocent...


The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Listen you little shit stain. I know who you were talking about. I went to your cigar site, and clicked the WBC you reffered to. This came up;



If that doesn't look like a novelty label, than I don't know what does.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dear Mr. Pot,

ain't "curious" anymore... Gonzo has shown me how sweet the love of another man can be.

TURD BUGLAR

Signed,

Kettle




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


Evil Dead Ash
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I had eggs'SPAM!!!,and Toast for breakfast.

HAIL TO THE FROY BABY!
chrissy g
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Painter

not my site

opus X = massive novelty

U = don't know much bout garz

I've never been that new 2 gar smokin that I would smoke an 8 5 8

B4 1992 they sold 4 about a buck

been through a tour a few times of the Fuente factory

not impressed


Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Oh just bend over and take it like a man already :D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
You wanna do me in the....Ha Ha you are GAY .




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


OAAWITE
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:12 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
When I rule the world, people who intentionally spell words incorrectly will be executed.


New Poster with a question? AIM me
Austin
The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
U = Gar smokin moron.

Have a nice day.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, FTL, and my brother in Rage Ree!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
AIM | E-mail
You're the Man Now Dog


Satan, you know where i lie

Gently i go into that good night

All our lives get complicated

Search for pleasures overrated

Never armed our souls

For what the future would hold

When we were innocent...


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Will the people that do it unintentionally just be tortured? What if I spell it wrong intentionally but, it's funny? What am I worried about oaawite will never rule the world. Will he?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Will the people that do it unintentionally just be tortured?

Yes, use the word wheelbarrel and you'll never live it down.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
OAAWITE
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Spelling words unintentionally is OK. No one will be tortured, and will rarely even be corrected (as that's pretty annoying too --:edit DIG got me on the "wheelbarrow" thing, I admit, I have been guilty of this infraction)

But spelling something wrong like EVERYTHING Chrissy does, and those who talk about "teh funny" just makes me want to stick hot pokers in their eyes and light them on fire.


New Poster with a question? AIM me


This message was edited by OAAWITE on 3-3-02 @ 12:26 PM
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

opus X = massive novelty

No question about it.

quote:

U = don't know much bout garz

I know what I like.

Maybe you should tell me what I like. You seem to be a real cigar intellectual. You know what intellectual means don't you? Someone who is educated beyond their intelligence.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


chrissy g
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
what if that turned me on


Me on the roof of our weekend shack

'There are only two things that are truly infinite

the Universe and human stupidity,

and I'm not sure about the Universe.'

Albert Einstein


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