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hudla hudla norton
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 4:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
what u may find, blood stains, dead hookers, and ur moms box

HyBriD
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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 4:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 01
probably a kindergarten class chained in the basement.


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

CEBOLLAi am goro
hudla hudla norton
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 4:33 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
NiCe


CRINKLE CRINKLE

This message was edited by hudla hudla norton on 3-6-02 @ 4:36 PM
JerseyTeabagger
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 4:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Dec. 00
A few questions:
Did he say it was in new Brunswick?
Are there Jonbenet posters and NAMBLA newsletters?
Any AZT pills lying around?

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mikeWOW
I got a staple in my ass and all I got was this status
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
i really cant wait for the video, u know this is gonna be alot better than patty's

"i hate people that dont get it!"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-06-2002 @ 5:13 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

what u may find


Lots of urine stains.


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 6:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
The video is going to be outstanding. I can't wait to see it.


NEVER FORGET
God Bless The USA.
hudla hudla norton
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:37 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
what was found, a blue banana, kiddy shit, anthrax. what a pedophile. we still love his dirty jokes and slap happy humor



CRIKLE CRINKLE





This message was edited by hudla hudla norton on 3-6-02 @ 7:59 PM
nullper
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 7:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
pedophile it's latin.

a pedo-file is either a young folder or a walking folder not sure which.

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I can see it now. Instead of Cabin by the Lake:

Crackhouse by the Kindergarten.

Action figures and Barbie dolls strewn about the yard. A bicycle turned over, its training wheel spinning in the breeze. An old Radio Flyer filled with rainwater. And who is to blame for it all?

That's right friends! It's our own lovable pal, Jim Norton.



It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.

This message was edited by AlterEgoManiac on 3-6-02 @ 9:16 PM
datstinks
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
i know im a little late to the party on this, but i just downloaded the stalker patty cribs, and that was the funniest shit i have ever seen. i gotta say the best part is when she points to her bed and says "this is where the magic happens" maybe the magic of her being unconsious. god damn, can't wait for nortons





'send transmission from the one armed scissor' -ATDI
Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 9:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 02
mold on the powerpuff girl dolls

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 12:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
You know serial killers usually keep things from their victims- lock of hair, piece of clothing, etc. So barbie kleenex and hellow kitty lunch box eh?




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leopara
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 2:48 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
its new brunswick? thats cool...
i live there :)

Crash_NYC
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 4:22 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Did they check the closet for JonBenet Ramsey's panties? www.eatabullet.com

Pinch Pot Mud Works
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 1:21 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I just hope for god's sake that most of the "female-oriented" stuff belonged to Florentine's girlfriend.

....why not Yemen?
JGNYC
Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Great job Jeff! The video was great, especially the Vos line.


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Norton's Victim
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Yeah. I watched that today at work and it realy was amazing. It made me laugh my ass off. Much better then Stalker Patty (which was also great). I really am now terrified to sit front row when I see him in Philly.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
boomdog15
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
I am only half way through watching this video & it has got to be by far the funniest AND most disturbing thing I've ever seen!

And I agree, hopefully the panties are NOT Norton's.

Boomer




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