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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: BIG BUTT Mendi bows out of butt contest | ||||
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| MendiTeats | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:19 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01  | Yes, Stupid Mailman, you read that right. I woke up this morning with a high fever of 102 and went to the doctor today. She gave me tasty codeine medicine and told me to go home and sleep for the rest of the week. I called into the show and told everyone on the air, but I wanted to mention it on here as well. Just as my cell phone died I heard a cheer go up. Now, I know some of you are happy about this, but for those of you who are oh so sad, please bring chicken noodle soup and feed me. Being sick means I will probably lose weight and we just can't have that now can we? Where is Stupid Mailman when you need him? Hmmm? Well, I am off to enjoy the effects of being well drugged. Love ya all. Mendi Teats Oh and since I know you will miss me SOOOO much, be sure to go get a copy of Big Butt Magazine to use for your masturbatory pleasure while I am gone.  Be sure to check out my site at http://www.menditeats.com or check out Big Butt Magazine at http://www.bigbuttmag.com | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | awww too bad you're sick... I think you should stay home in bed for a while, like until after the ass contest is over.  They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:22 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | It's a blessing. By Mendi being sick, she saved the tri-state area from getting sick.
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| 1st Sgt. Fil Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:23 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I don't know whether to shit, scream or go blind. It's kind of like when your new car blows up but your ex-girlfriend who treats you like crap was in it. Oh well, life goes on. Hope ya feel better Mendi. What makes you look over here? What are you, queer?  This message was edited by 1st Sgt. Fil on 3-13-01 @ 6:27 PM | ||||
| MinDrain | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I for one want Mendi to enter...what fun we will have.....Get well Mendi | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | No offense Mendi, but thank God! I'm sure you are a real nice person, but you would have no place entering that contest. The last I heard it was for the BEST ass, not the biggest. ;)  "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" Proud graduate of NJDude's School of Rock | ||||
| Calm Your Nut | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Thank God! Thank god your not going to be in it thank you very much. Watching Over "Kwyjibo" | ||||
| MinDrain | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:06 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Maybe this might change some minds | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:08 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | nope, doesn't help...
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| GonzoStyle | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:33 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | only if you put that chicks real face back on. They are waiting to take us into the severed garden Do you know how pale & wanton thrillful comes death on a strange hour unannounced, unplanned for like a scaring over-friendly guest you've brought to bed Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as raven's claws --Jim Morrison (An American Prayer) | ||||
| BigYellowOne | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | I know the saying is starve a cold feed a fever, but in Mendi's case it should be starve everything. | ||||
| WhackBagKid TALK TO ME, GOMEZ. HE WHO IS #1. | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | THANK GOD MUCH MORE GOODER | ||||
| Angelo from da Bronx | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 7:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 00 | THis news of you missing the contest is very saddening. But your health should come first, and you should take all the rest you need... --------------------------  | ||||
| opak | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 8:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: May. 00 | Get better Mendi! | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Well Mendi we will miss you in this contest. What with Rick spending all that money on the wide angle lens and all. And not to mention Mailman investing in that 22 inch monitor. But alas, your health comes first. And don't worry, those buffets restock everyday, so they wont run out of food while your sick. Hell, they may even turn a profit for a few days. Be careful taking that codine. It could make you dizzy. And with all the NYC eartquake specials recently on the Discovery Channel, the fault lines beneath us might not be able to handle the shock of you falling. Get well sweet cheeks (oh perish that thought), we love ya!   o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| DreamWeaver'sHorse | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 01 | Your doctor prescribed Codeine for a fever? What's his name? I had a fever for a week like a month ago and all I got was sent home. I'm thinking I need to switch doctors. | ||||
| Mayor Menino | posted on 03-13-2001 @ 11:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | rick woulda really needed could photography skills to get that ass in one pic</i><br />
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| Dan | posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:18 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | "Say it ain't so, Joe...Say it ain't so." As much as I'd rathe ermerse my head in battery acid than see Mendi's ass, at least she makes it interesting on the air... | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:52 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Guys doesn't every ass count, maybe Mindi's can count as two (two). Didn't Opie say that if they don't get at least 20 contestants then NO ROAD SHOW!! I for one am willing to take one for the team and encourage Mindi to enter the contest. Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things | ||||
| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:53 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00 | Mendi get better and get your big ass in that contest! If they don't get enough chicks in the contest we do not get a road show! They nevere said there was an ass size restriction in the contest, so we need any and all chicks to go down to the studio and bare their asses for O&A!! "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| SNAKEBITE | posted on 03-14-2001 @ 8:56 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Holy shit corpse! You and I had the same thought at the same time ... that's ....scarey! lol Remember don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things | ||||
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