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christowang
posted on 03-28-2002 @ 3:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
First Attempt... I think it needs the Tassle in there.

When He rolls up His Joints
He ain't just putting in the cheap weed!
(Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett)

There's drunkiness in His footsteps
And a bong in His fists!
(Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett)

And the Garrett wasn't joking
When He kicked 'em out of Club Stinky!

It wasn't for no reason
That He opened CubStinky!

His return is very close
And so you better be believing that
Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!

Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!
He reigns as the call screener!
With Sam Adams, Jager, and pot
Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!

And when the lights went out
In the void of the night!
(Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett)

He needed to light up another
And created the light!
(Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett)

Judgement and wrath He protects the Bat
Mercy and grace He measures the challenge!

I hope that we have not
Too quickly forgotten that
Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!

Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!
He reigns as the call screener!
With Sam Adams, Jager, and pot
Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!

Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!
(Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett)

He reigns as the call screener!
(He reigns as the call screener!)

With Sam Adams, Jager, and pot
(With Sam Adams, Jager, and pot)

Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!

Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!

Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett!

 WOW ME! 
njstrawberry
posted on 03-28-2002 @ 4:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
mmhmm



...the only berry worth eating...
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 03-28-2002 @ 6:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
From what Opie just played it sounds like this song is going to be really good. I'm always amazed that no matter how quickly Steve and others put these things together they always sound so professional. Does anyone know if those voices they use are real or are they generated with computers?

sykopathchik
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N
posted on 03-28-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
eheh ChriS Yew RuulE ... ! UHMM now Just geT SuM tuneS in that .. i persoNaly Like stinkeY beeter as a NIck namE fuR him .. IIzz a weriD name lol ! :eek:


Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !!
Subzero316
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It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 7:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
bye bye Stinky,Hello Awesome Garrett :)

Will the Stinky cam become Awesome Garrett cam now.

What? - Stone Cold Steve Austin
DonWest
posted on 03-28-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
.

This message was edited by DonWest on 3-28-02 @ 10:13 PM
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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
stinky was a classic nickname. awesome garret is good too. which is better though......


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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 8:33 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
Great. Now I have this stuck in my head. Guess it's better that retarded Time of my Life though.




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Steve C
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posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
Enigma, just so you know, it's done in ProTools and each line is recorded individually. That's my voice on six tracks (different octaves) and then Mary came in and did two more. Pitch-shifting never works.

Scarred For Life and Loving every minute of it
christowang
posted on 03-28-2002 @ 9:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
I've been singing this for two days now, I'm going crazy.

 WOW ME! 
Killboy
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 12:04 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
THE SONG LYRICS ARE PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST DAMN THINGS I'VE EVER READ. I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE FINISHED PRODUCT. STINKY RULES!!! UH, I MEAN AWESOME GARRET. MY BAD!


REST IN PEACE!
Tubesteak
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 1:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Will the price of a "Stinky Rules" tshirt go through the roof? Now that it is a collectors item

Long live Awesome Garrett

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 10:20 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Will the price of a "Stinky Rules" tshirt go through the roof? Now that it is a collectors item



if thats true then im gonna be rich
i have a very rare version of the stinky rules shirt!

i love stinky

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THE MEMORY OF GONZO STYLE WILL BE IN OUR HEARTS FOREVER

I LOVE THE SLASH & THE CRACK HITLER & THE REE
FROSTY IS MY HERO & I LOVE MY BABY'S DADDY, AUSTINMy Bitches: THE HEAD BITCH Tequila & the HNIC The Brain followed by AntsInMyPants, Av8er In His Own Room , IrishAlkey, Slackjaw, BROTHER JOE, Skitchr4u, HyBriD in the Monkey Cage, darth ziggy, Critics Loves Snatch, fbdlingfrg is Stalking in the Bushes, Austin, Hummercash, JJ, DANKED, Drunken GW, SLASH, Flock of Moosen, FollowThisLogic, FNMoron, JoeyBigArms, Faceman, Brokenjaw, LANTERN MAN FROM BAR 9, pantee man, Cancer Mike(Michelle), Mangino, HardCoreDave (TvvisTofFaTe), and QuickStop

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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 10:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
WHAT IS THAT KILLBOY I CANT HEAR WHAT IM READING MAYBE YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR WORDS LOUDER NEXT TIME OR MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TURN MY SPEAKERS UP THANK YOU




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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Awesome Job Steve, especially on the Gay commercial with you and Jim. Very Funny.


NONE ON US

NEVER FORGET
Enigma
Sig Pics of HOT CHICKS and an SU Feed... will wonders never cease?
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 5:42 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

it's done in ProTools and each line is recorded individually. That's my voice on six tracks (different octaves) and then Mary came in and did two more. Pitch-shifting never works
Thanks Thinner Steve ;) That must be the same program N'Sync and Brittney Spears use.



This message was edited by Enigma on 3-29-02 @ 5:43 PM
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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 5:46 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hey Killboy..



I love the Wnew's Girl, Irish Alkey, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen and my brother in Rage Ree!

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posted on 03-29-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Now they gotta make an "Awsome Garrett" T-shirt now. This should be good. they gotta have him praising the god of weed! :-D


Precious Fatman
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 7:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Our Steve is a Thiner Steve!!!

Did anyone isolate that???

---Blake
a.k.a. Fatman, Big Show

fooguy
posted on 03-29-2002 @ 11:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
And the Lord Spake Unto Thee:

"Our Garrett is an Awesome Garrett"



"All I every wanted from life was to see Larry Wall give Bill Gates
a Perl Necklace." -¿foo?
Squidward
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 3:42 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
I'll pay good money for a Stinky Rules T-shirt. Not available around here.

Subzero316
TERRORIST
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Awesome Garrett is just Awesome :)




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BIV
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totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
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I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 03-30-2002 @ 9:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Awesome Garrett is great.......but it's not better than Stinky. He is Stinky, he will always be Stinky and you can't make me call him anything different.

quote:

Will the Stinky cam become Awesome Garrett cam now.


O&A already said "Club Stinky" will remain "Club Stinky" so I assume the same rules will apply.

HEY KILLBOY, CAN YOU READ MY RESPONSE, JACKASS!!!!

:mad:

Old perverts don't die, they just get rubbed out!.

BIV
IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 12:24 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Thanks to the cursed show I downloaded Our God is an Awesome God and have it on a loop




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Killboy
posted on 03-31-2002 @ 2:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Holy Crap!! I had no idea how sensitive you guys were to Caps lock. I'll ty to control myself in the future, I promise.


REST IN PEACE!


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