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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: haha Mohr the fag | ||||
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| BOP | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:00 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01  | Nice massaging. AHAHAHAHAHAH that is so lame. | ||||
| AeonFlux | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | "Ok, Terrific" | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | wow an OK TERRIFIC to start off the show.. nice! "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | he used the canseco joke, and the little nicky/harry carrey comparison. not bad so far. its kinda funny. i liked the dodger/mariners going to japan joke. | ||||
| AeonFlux | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:23 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | The show reminds me a little of the Man Show. Without the Juggies. | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 10:31 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | honestly- i think the show was really good "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Hammer Head | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 11:44 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | I liked it. | ||||
| DJ Rifleman | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 11:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02 | Oh, how fagety. Thank God it wasn't O&A. Holy shit!!! :-D ;) LATER! FU, DJ Rifleman | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 11:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | that ankie/knoblauch/bin laden joke = GENIUS! show rocked, and deacon jones is cool he was with jay mohr on the fsny football pregame show
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| Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS | posted on 04-02-2002 @ 11:58 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00 | good show, best line was when he was calling out to "Mr. Seifert" to that horse-racing guy with white hair. But what was with the hip hop ending? That looked more like a Vos show.
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| Albadabing Hey...gimme a break, I'm still trying to figure out these HTML Buttons | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:02 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Usually the first show in any new series is a bit "ruff around the edges". I thought Jay did great! If Espn keeps it going, it will probably, only get better. The 1st show had many good laughs. I enjoyed the opening O&A reference.....It was a nice warm-up for the Osbournes on MTV. Good back to back TV viewing. | ||||
| Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:33 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | i thought the show was good,cant wait to see what jay does next week. Master of the Cold.... | ||||
| Drusilla fag-hag | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 2:31 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | man jay mohr is everywhere | ||||
| CarsonOGin Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Dec. 01 | I hope they replay that show. I couldn't watch it, since I am addicted to The Sheild.  | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 10:46 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | When he was riding that little yellow mechanical pony with everyone watching, and started rubbing it's ass with the whip.... Man I was rolling! And how fucking funny are his commercials? :) :-D :-p ;) :cool: :rolleyes: :) :-D "We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here." | ||||
| ClusterF@#$ | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 11:20 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | For a second I was totally prepared to see O and A as the masseuses.... how funny would that have been if they totally dismissed it the other day while they were on the phone with Jay as completely gay, but actually had taped it while on vacation, and then been on the air?!!! That would have been hilarious. And Ok Terrific to start the show.. what a tribute. I hope he throws in more references in the future.
Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter. | ||||
| czo | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 11:51 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02 | The show was great, there were so many great lines. My personal favorite was when Jay asked the Jockey if he ever considered going into porn..."not with my unit" | ||||
| Jack's raging bile duct My sig pics are topical. I watched the history channel last night. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:25 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 01 | Carson I missed it as well and according to TVguide.com it is not being rebroadcast..Crap Hopefully the guys will play some clips, or Foundry will post some video.  | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | From ESPN's Page 2 PAGE 2 Learn this, Jay Mohr. You get your own show, that's big time. You do Page 2's 10 Burning Questions, that makes you a star. Just see what we did for "Inside Schwartz," "Summer Catch" or "The Tick" or ... ummm ... Anyway, the 32-year-old standup comedian first gained national notice on "Saturday Night Live" before moving on to co-star in Jeff Foxworthy's sitcom and eventually serving as host of MTV's "Lip Service." Mohr made the jump to the big screen with "Jerry Maguire" and spent the next six years on the big screen with roles in "Suicide Kings," "Go" and "Pay It Forward." He'll soon appear in "Simone" with Al Pacino. Page 2's Ray Holloman caught up with Mohr to talk about his new sports talk show, "Mohr Sports," which debuted at 10 Tuesday night on ESPN following a repeat performance of the ESPN movie, "A Season on the Brink." Here's hoping he does as well as the last man who followed Bob Knight. 1. Page 2: When "Mohr Sports" premieres on ESPN, which ESPN trademark are you gonna borrow -- Dick Vitale's baldness, Stu Scott's "boo-yah" or Chris Connelly's "my jeans don't quite fit right" vibe? Jay Mohr: We, of course, thought of all of those, but we're trying stay completely autonomous of ESPN, be a self-contained entity. ESPN original programming has Original in the title, and that's what we're trying to do. Down the line, I can't wait for the NFL draft ... Mel Kiper Jr. is just a sketch waiting to happen. But at the moment, we're not going to get any handouts or help from ESPN. And we mean that in the nicest possible way. You used to do a Dick Vitale impersonation back on "Saturday Night Live." Have you run into Vitale and run the impression by him? Mohr: I've never met Dick. We almost met -- one time our appointments were half an hour apart at Pearle. If I ever met him, we'd probably just talk about New Jersey. 2. What's up with all the comedians flocking to sports stuff these days? You guys are like a Russian hockey player after Anna Kournikova. Mohr: Except we're circumsized. But I think it's a natural progression, given comics are sports fanatics. And yes, fanatics meaning we have a sickness. When you only work an hour a night at Uncle Chucky's Spuckle Hut in Idaho, you watch a lot of SportsCenter. 3. Who should we put money on to be the first guy to go Chris Evert on you, as Jim Everett did with your buddy Jim Rome? Mohr: I don't know, but I do know that there'll be counterpunches thrown, because the cameras are there and I'm not gonna get laughed at. And when I say that, I am not criticizing Jim (Rome). People think that Jim was just being a jerk, but he got the Chris Evert idea from guys on the Rams, who said he should call him Chris Evert and see how it evolves. Jim's a pretty sharp guy, he wasn't trying to start anything, he was just being a host. 4. As a lifelong Knicks fan and an actor on the "in" in Hollywood, we here at Page 2 were hoping you could solve a little mystery for us. Was Jeff Van Gundy the inspiration for Bill Murray's hairstyle in "Kingpin"? Mohr: I think we all wonder that. But the one thing you can say about Van Gundy is he doesn't have hair in a can. Gene Keady has black wooden spray in a can. You can actually go to the vaults of ESPN and see him practically without hair, and now look at him. 5. What's more degrading, pretending to be Ricki Lake or pretending to be related to Jeff Foxworthy's brother on the sitcom "The Jeff Foxworthy Show"? Mohr: Doing Ricki Lake ... what made that degrading was getting undressed between skits pretty much in front of the crowd. I had to do a switch over from Ricki Lake to Tony Bennett, and there was no time to take off the costume in private, so they just strip you like at Maaco, on the side of the stage. People were leaning over the railing looking down. I only had two minutes to do it. So you're just standing there in stockings and a wig, and people are staring at you. Haley Joel Osment appeared in that show seven years ago. What was he, like an embryo? Mohr: He's actually 33 years old now, so he was 25 at the time. He's fully grown and a graduate of Brown University, where he wrestled in the 45-pound weight class. He won by forfeit. I will say though, that kid knows how to take a punch. I gave him all I had, and he barely wobbled. We're not saying that it was a bad show or anything, but did you ever get to thinking, "You might be on a dead-end sitcom if ..."? Mohr: The longest sitcom in the world is about 10 years, so everything is perspective. I would've been thrilled to play Jeff Foxworthy's little brother for 10 years then. But now, I've got no interest in TV. I was coming from "SNL," where I felt like I wasn't being utilized at all. And suddenly I'm in every show, making five times as much ... it was all a bet I made and I'm fine with it. Of course, if I was interested in doing that now, it would probably mean that I had a crack problem. 6. You recently finished filming "Simone," with Al Pacino. How cool is it to work with Al Pacino? Is there anybody in Hollywood who has a bigger wow! factor than Michael freakin' Corleone? Mohr: Tom Cruise. When you meet Tom Cruise, you realize that there is nothing Tom Cruise could do for a living other than be the biggest star in the world. If Tom Cruise pumped gas at a Chevron station in Wisconsin, he would still be a movie star. "Jerry Maguire" was my first film, and there I am sitting across from Tom Cruise, having to fire him. I'm just hoping to get lines right. By the time I got to working with Pacino, the intimidation factor was gone. Being intimidated erodes on "SNL," because every week there's some big star entirely on your turf. It's somebody like Kurt Cobain or John Malkovich asking such simple stuff like where to get food or a pencil ... and that prepares you for not drooling when you meet Al Pacino. But the best part of working with Pacino was while we were filming the Oscars and we had about 1000 extras in Long Beach Convention Center and Al walks in and asks in this huge loud voice, "Is that moron Jay Mohr still here?" I knew I had made it then. Eddie Murphy is still the most intimidating person I've ever worked with. During breaks in filming, comedians tell jokes to kill the time. What the hell joke are you going to tell Eddie Murphy? I just started reading from "The Old Man and The Sea." 7. You were on the wrestling team in high school. How soon do wrestlers learn the "Oh, my hand really wasn't there, think of two pillows, two pillows" move? Mohr: You have to keep this in mind -- and I'd like to once and for all put this on the record -- that when you're wrestling another man, as gay as you may look and as close as you may get to another guy, your whole motivation is that you're going to kick his ass. Every place your arm, your hand or your face may go, it's all to make that guy go flat on his back like a fish in front of his parents. 8. You were in "Jerry Maguire" as evil agent extraordinaire Bob Sugar. Do you and your manager have a relationship like that? Mohr: My manager and I are like an old married couple. Barry Katz. He signed me at 18, so it's kind of incestuous, but not in that Celine Dion kind of way. You are aware that, shortly after defending your manliness in the wrestling question, you became the first person in the history of 10 Burning Questions to compare themselves to Celine Dion. Mohr: Yikes. My wife and I were sitting at home and watching Celine Dion, and realized that we're the same age but, damn, she looks a little raggedy. Celine Dion looks like Sigourney Weaver on a two-week crack binge ... and then she married her agent. The guy looks like Santa. She married him, and then said she had known him since she was 12. Do I need to know that? That means he was ... yech. My question is where was her publicist on that one. Publicists are supposed to make things sound good. The guy you married, you knew each other when you were 12, that doesn't put good mental pictures together. Now being the veritable stud factory that Page 2 is, we know what this is like, but for the rest of America, what was it like on the set of Jerry Maguire, hanging out with a guy in Tom Cruise that every woman you met wanted to sleep with? Mohr: The amazing thing about Tom Cruise is what a great guy he is on the set, how he's nice to everyone and just a professional. In the morning when he comes in, he knows everyone's name. He always has a smile on his face. And whether he's dealing with a co-star or a grip or a fluffer, they all get the same treatment. And to answer America's big two questions: (1) He's not gay. (2) He's 5-9. I know people want to say otherwise, but I was with him every day for four months. "But my cousin was in this massage parlor in Rio once and ..." or "a friend of a cousin saw him." He's 5-9 and he's straight, deal with it. And if he did come out of the closet, every guy in America would breathe a huge sigh of relief that he's off the market. 9. So you starred in "Picture Perfect" with Jennifer Aniston. With the exception of "Office Space," what's more likely to last longer, a movie starring a "Friends" cast member or the last bag of Doritos after a Cowboys party at Nate Newton's house? Mohr: I'm gonna have to go with the Doritos. Those movies ... they're just not good. Hey, why don't you ask me what it was like working with Jennifer Aniston? OK. Hey, Jay, what was it like to work with Jennifer Aniston? Mohr: I really loved working with Tom Cruise. Is she 5-9, too? I don’t know. I never took my eyes off her ass. 10. If you could invite any three people to dinner -- living or dead -- who would they be and why? Mohr: Damn. I've always wanted to be asked this and I'm blanking. I think I'd invite Malcolm X, to hear his thoughts on black America today. I'd have Charles Spikowski ... and ... Bono. Bono is so cool that you could have sex with him, and you're friends wouldn't even call you gay. They'd be like, "So what's he like?" Quote of the Dayssssss - "If God hadn't intended for us to drink beer, he wouldn't have given us stomachs" - David Daye  This message was edited by Drunken GW on 4-3-02 @ 12:41 PM | ||||
| SmOkInWeEd | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 12:57 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | lot's of great 1 liners, Holy shit RAKIM$$ yea baby.... | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | good interview...good find GW AIM | 3DW | E-MAIL This message was edited by QuickStop on 4-3-02 @ 1:34 PM | ||||
| Syndrummer LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!! | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 1:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | It had a similarity to the Dennis Miller show on HBO. Thats a good thing | ||||
| sykopathchik Hey... Buckaroo! Yes, everyone knows I type in a unique manner. No need to comment. | posted on 04-03-2002 @ 3:13 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | jay SuckS heS a FAG ! blah ! PhuCk thaT! :mad: Its not How to stand nExt to the PuSsAhA .Its how you PhuCk it !! | ||||
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