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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 12:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
This shit is hilarious!

Anybody notice how much the people look like the puppets in that Genesis video?

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

RottenVinny
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posted on 04-18-2002 @ 12:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
This should be in entertainment. The first girl was the best. Maury acts like he is helping these freaks. He holds their hand and says "What do they kids in school call you?" Then they start crying and he convinces them that they are "Very pretty".

AlterEgoManiac
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 1:43 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I think he gets shit-faced drunk before those shows. Those facial features get better with each shot of Jack Daniels.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

If I ran for a public office, would you vote for me? Please? I'll give you a dollar.

I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 1:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
The man has a talent. There is no way on earth that I could walk up to one those people, tell them that they are pretty, and not fall flat on my face dying from laughter. True skill. Kudos to the man.

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-GomeZ-
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
My favorite Maury moment was when he had one of the primordial dwarfs stand next to various objects to show how small she really was....
Todd Bridges
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 3:15 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
quote:

My favorite Maury moment was when he had one of the primordial dwarfs stand next to various objects to show how small she really was....

Damn, that is f**ed up!!! Stupid me for missing the show. :mad:

I'm counting down, how about you?
I've been here long enough, I should have a sig pic.
Bloody Anus
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posted on 04-19-2002 @ 3:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
If anybody didn't catch it, here are some of the highlights:



The festivities began with Igor and the Wolfman's illegitimate lovechild. Worst part is that it's wearing leather pants.


What a freak!


Who needs the Olsen twins when you've got these beauties?


She's the goer. But even she's thinking "what a freak" at this next waste of semen:


nice chin, DEEK!


Nothing witty to say here, the caption says it all.


What a fuckin quitter!


:( Kids can be so...........................................................accurate


On a related note, I'm desperate for people to accept me as a member of the African American community


Axelism(sp?), anyone?


This is Tavis. The missing "R" is for RETARDED. He puts all these freaks to shame.


For some reason, they ended the show with Mr. Hankey's morbidly obese uncle.

A good showing overall. I give it 3½ out of 5 missing chromosomes.






I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


IkeaBoy
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I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 4:09 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
You fucking rule Anus

Valerie looks like the Toxic Avenger.
Jon looks like the man Show boy.
Vickie--well it's nice to see what happened to Julie from Big Brother 1.
And the dog picture just makes it all the more teh funney/




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posted on 04-19-2002 @ 5:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Holy S that had to be the funniest post i have seen in months! I guess Tavis won't be getting a reach around anytime soon!


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TroyD
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 10:34 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Ugg, that was so heinous. They should have
called the show "Please Stare at Us, While
We Exploit the Monsters."

Li'l wolfie girl gets serenaded by O-Town, and
in return millions are staring at her like she's
in a freak show.

I felt so guilty...as I watched every minute.



FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
If they aren't monsters why was I scared? I was like, holy shit. And then I turned off the TV


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kindredbabe
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 12:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
MY LORD!!! Is that a leg????



Nice job, Anus...


Thank You, Barch

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Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 1:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Yup, that's a leg all right. Apparently it weighs 100 lbs. I'd have posted a pic of the entire beast, but they never actually showed a full-body shot, guess their camera lens wasn't big enough.




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Subzero316
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Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
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posted on 04-20-2002 @ 1:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
It was some freak show,im sure after the show maury when to a bar and got drunk.


Master of the Cold....
BIV
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totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
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I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 2:03 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Dear God. Reason #2435 that retroactive abortion should be legal.


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This message was edited by BIV on 4-20-02 @ 2:13 AM
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 3:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
It's TOPical...




I think my mask of sanity              is about to slip


2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


MadMickwop
posted on 05-01-2002 @ 3:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
You're telling me NO BROTHER has HIT that freak yet?? No way! All they have to do is throw a bag or two over her head and drink a couple of 40's and game on.






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