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Portland	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:10 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Apr. 02	Yes...I was on the air today.... me: "Mr. Norton" lil' Jimmy: "yes?" me: "cleeeeek" My life is now complete. I will now start my car in the garage, get in, and die.

JGNYC Mirc's Dalnet #opieanthony	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:15 PM
Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00	Its not really funny anymore if you rub it in. Can I help you? E-mail me.

M-ACE G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Ur-Quan Dreadnought Commander	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:30 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	"Your a special little boy..." www.centralwow.com - AIM: wow mace or click on my sig for fun

AlterEgoManiac	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:34 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	A little bit special. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

njstrawberry	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 4:54 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01	Aren't you fucking special. You hung up the phone on someone. Wow, mother must be proud. :rolleyes: sometimes, tell me while she's touching you, just by mistake, accidentally do you say my name?

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:01 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: I rule....Norton sucks No young camper you dont rule... Norton always rule. Master of the Cold....

nj_voodoo	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 5:54 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	hey....ummmm... Portland.....

Evil Dead Ash G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Good? Bad? Guy with the Gun Brigade	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 7:05 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	[Sarcasm]heh [/Sarcasm] ,

diadelsuerte G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Philly Bluntside Brigade Formerly diadelsuerte.	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 7:35 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: me: "Mr. Norton" lil' Jimmy: "yes?" me: "cleeeeek" Got em! I mean you really got em! That time was definantly better then the million other times too because it was just sooo original! YOU DA MAN! "Pronto llegara el dia de mi suerte" Current Baseball Statistics: 4/23 vs. Chestnut Hill Academy: 1-1, single, run scored. Year to Date: 9-13, 7 bb, 12 rbis, 16 scored.

Jakob	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 7:45 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01	Maybe next you can get him to tussle your hair This message was edited by Jakob on 5-1-02 @ 7:46 PM

I Rooned It	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 9:04 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01	well at least something in Portland rules, unlike the TrailBlazers :) The World Trade Center may be in ruins, but the American spirit and unity will never be "rooned". Email:[email protected] AIM:SuckaMC26

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:55 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Yes, I was at a Burger King today... them: "May I take your order?" me: "Sure." them: "Go ahead, sir." my tires: "screeeeeeeeeeeeech" Oh man, did I ever LAUGH FOR HOURS! Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 05-01-2002 @ 11:58 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: My life is now complete. I will now start my car in the garage, get in, and die. sounds like a plan... "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:19 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: sounds like a plan... I grabbed his keys, you shut the garage. Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:35 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	quote: them: "May I take your order?" me: "Sure." them: "Go ahead, sir." my tires: "screeeeeeeeeeeeech" That's funny, I was at Wendy's today: me: can I get a #6 biggie sized with a coke them: that'll be $5.50, please. me: (hands over a $20) my tires: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! me: SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:38 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: me: can I get a #6 biggie sized with a coke them: that'll be $5.50, please. me: (hands over a $20) my tires: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! me: SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude! You showed them! You didn't even let them give you food OR your change! Killer BeeThat ain't honey on my pants!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

ClusterF@#$	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:08 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	Am I the only one who finds this completely amusing? I think that would be a funny gag to start playing on O and A regularly. It's mine now. Bop. Rock over London. Rock on Chicago. Wheaties... breakfast of champions.

mikehern JBA gave a cool status to mikehern	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:24 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 02	I got one I want to try. me: You suck my boss: What? me: I slept with your wife. my boss: What? me: Your kids are ugly. my boss: Are you crazy. me: I am leaving early. my tires: Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech. me: Sucker. I didn't do it...

YoSoyDirtySanchez	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:42 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 02	State Trooper: Sir you know why I pulled you over? Me: No I do not officer, but may I ask you a question? State Trooper: (as he is writting ticket)What is it? Me: I bet your trousers will look real nice now w/ some dirt and rubber!!! My Tires: SCCCCRRREEEEECHHHHHHH Me: Sucker!!!!!!!! Ha-Ha I showed him!!! I left him w/ that ticket in his hand, and I got a nice little orange jump suit out of this whole deal. I even got a vacation on the NJ Park Way North picking up trash!!! I even get to see chicks who like to wear orange too on the Park Way South! Boy I made out like a bandit!!!! This message was edited by YoSoyDirtySanchez on 5-2-02 @ 12:51 PM

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 12:46 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: I didn't do it... Pussy! WOWOr Barch will kill us all!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

M-ACE G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Ur-Quan Dreadnought Commander	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:34 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jul. 01	quote: me: can I get a #6 biggie sized with a coke them: that'll be $5.50, please. me: (hands over a $20) my tires: screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech! me: SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isn't that a Dana Carvey joke? www.centralwow.com - AIM: wow mace or click on my sig for fun

PlasticMan G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dhalsim-Style Hand to Hand Specialist	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:50 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: well at least something in Portland rules, unlike the TrailBlazers hey now, that wasn't necessary. It wasn't lies, it was just...bullshit.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 1:51 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	quote: Isn't that a Dana Carvey joke? Just goes to show you how funny Dana is. WOWOr Barch will kill us all!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:07 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	quote: Isn't that a Dana Carvey joke? NO! HOO HOO quote: Me: No I do not officer, but may I ask you a question? State Trooper: (as he is writting ticket)What is it? Me: I bet your trousers will look real nice now w/ some dirt and rubber!!! but...but that's not a question! I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series

IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death	posted on 05-02-2002 @ 2:23 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00	Actually MACE is correctly. That was a bit from his ABC Dana Carvey Show. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." Thursday may 2- CBS: Survivor, CSI...NBC: Friends, Friends (R), Grace, Just Shoot Me...FOX: Return of the Jedi...ABC: BEst of America's Funniest Home Videos, 10- Prime Tmie Thursday...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Charmed (R), Charmed...TBS: Wild Wild West...

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