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njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:37 PM      
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Okay, here's the deal. We've offered Patty a place to stay but we're too far from the city for her.

Is there anyone here who is interested in taking Patty in for about a week until she moves to a new place?

Come on, I know there are a bunch of you fuckers who are within minutes from the City. Speak up...




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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:50 PM      
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I'll take her in...





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njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:52 PM      
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A stalker wanting a stalker. Could this be love?



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 4:58 PM      
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i would if i had my own place


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RonRon5477
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:06 PM      
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Sure. I have some room for her.





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njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:11 PM      
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Well, it does comfort me to know I've been right all along in thinking you are a dick. :-D




...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:23 PM      
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Okay asses, I have actually found someone nice enough to take her in for tonight. The rest of you can now go look in the mirror and vomit at your self centered selves. ;)



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:40 PM      
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quote:

The rest of you can now go look in the mirror and vomit at your self centered selves.
I do that nightly anyway.




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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:48 PM      
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so Ikea... you got the stomach cancer or what?





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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 5:50 PM      
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I don't need stomach cancer to realize my awfulness Moron




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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 7:22 PM      
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quote:

A stalker wanting a stalker.
Maybe they could stalk each other, but then the paradox might destroy the universe.
quote:

The rest of you can now go look in the mirror and vomit at your self centered selves.
quote:

I do that nightly anyway.

Mmmm, hot! I don't know about Ikea, but I vomit at my reflection for a totally different reason.



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 9:44 PM      
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I have a placee for her - but I think they shut it down after Geraldo did a story about it

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:39 PM      
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i offered her a place the first night but then joyce showed up and got her a hotel...i didn't realize she still needed a place tonight....i'm glad you found her a place, that's really great

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DonWest
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
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Wow people on here wanna be recognized so bad by O&A that you would let that disgusting bitch in your house to stay? You dont know her from anywhere but the show and you would let her sleep in your house? That is really reaching.

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
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is he gonna buy her lunch too? ;)

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
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quote:

Wow people on here wanna be recognized so bad by O&A that you would let that disgusting bitch in your house to stay? You dont know her from anywhere but the show and you would let her sleep in your house? That is really reaching.




Yeah, that's the spirt of the show.



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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:17 PM      
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quote:

Yeah, that's the spirt of the show.


This whole thread is. ;)

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but, I
think the poor wretch is in safe hands tonight. :)

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:36 PM      
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quote:

Wow people on here wanna be recognized so bad by O&A that you would let that disgusting bitch in your house to stay? You dont know her from anywhere but the show and you would let her sleep in your house? That is really reaching.


All kidding aside, it's not for the O & A show, she is a real person that many posters here have met.



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njstrawberry
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:43 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Wow people on here wanna be recognized so bad by O&A that you would let that disgusting bitch in your house to stay? You dont know her from anywhere but the show and you would let her sleep in your house? That is really reaching.


You should feel honored. I literally crawled out of my casket to reply to you.

People on here want to be recognized so badly? By who? Two average guys with a radio show? Wooo hooo. Not knocking the guys at all, they are great entertainment but that's where it ends, for me anyway. If I offer someone the shirt off my back or a place to stay or a plate of food it is because I have been fortunate enough in my life and so I am able to do those things for those less fortunate. I don't know her from anywhere but the show? Says who? You? And what are you, the authority on what and whom I do and do not know? And yes, I would allow her to stay in my home. Why not? She has never wronged me in anyway. I do not feel personally threatened by her in any manner. She has never shown to me an ounce of anger or rage that would fear me into sleeping at night. So why wouldn't I help her or someone else? Had someone helped me or anyone else during life's hard times, even if it was for a day I am sure all of our lives would be much better off today for it.

That is really reaching? Reaching for what? Compassion? I don't have to reach far for that. I have it already and I will always feel the need to help someone whether they are the average Joe on a cold winter day sleeping on a curb in the city and I toss them a pair of gloves or if they are a guest on a radio show or perhaps a neighbor of mine. As I said before I find myself to be very fortunate in life. I am at a place where not many people are at my age. Instead of drowning myself in myself and becoming self-centered, I'd rather help someone who perhaps hasn’t been given all of the opportunities I have been given or perhaps was and never took advantage of them. None the less, I'd rather be someone who shares or gives my material possessions to someone and be better off for it than horde it to myself and laugh in the face of those not as blessed as I am.

You can choose the latter. I do not. This in no way makes me a better person than you are. We are two people with two different opinions and beliefs. Last time I checked I never personally knocked you down for yours.

Now I am returning to my casket, if you plan on slamming me again I suggest you bring flowers. Make it sunflowers, roses are so over played these days.

One last thing, I have not turned into a bleeding heart liberal. We simply call this being compassionately conservative. ;)



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
DonWest
posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I appreciate your reply. I was not slamming anyone. I do not dislike anyone on this site I just callit the way I see it, all I was trying to say is we only know her from the show unless people on here know her otherways who knows how she is off the air thats all I was trying to say cause unless I know you I dont let you in my house to sleep. If there were though more people on this earth like you maybe there would be peace on earth. :-D

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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:56 PM      
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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT FOR ALL THE LADIES ON THE BOARD - AND ESPECIALLY STRAWBERRY - YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU , but if Patty doesn't 'seem' to want to help herself, why should we. She's hobbling around after foot surgery - shouldn't she be 'home' resting it and making sure it heals properly instead of running around to all the different WNEW functions? If I were in her situation, I would be working 2-3 fuckin' jobs to make enough money to better myself. Why can't she? Too busy going to roadshows/concerts/etc. There are plenty of people who have come to this country without the benefit of knowing the language/custom and through hard work were able to get decent housing and living the 'American Dream' - I know from experience.

If she'd rather live as a transient and 'have fun' - that's the life she chooses to live - don't ask me for help



This message was edited by MashedPotatohead on 5-9-02 @ 12:11 AM
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posted on 05-08-2002 @ 11:57 PM      
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quote:

Yeah, that's the spirt of the show.


O&A care about they guests... some of them anyway.


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njstrawberry
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:00 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

If there were though more people on this earth like you maybe there would be peace on earth.


I don't know about peace on earth but there sure as shit would be a hell of a lot more bifems. ;)



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...
njstrawberry
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:11 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT FOR ALL THE LADIES ON THE BOARD - AND ESPECIALLY STRAWBERRY - YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU , but if Patty doesn't 'seem' to want to help herself, why should we. She's hobbling around after foot surgery - shouldn't she be 'home' resting it and making sure it heals properly instead of running around to all the different WNEW functions? If I were in her situation, I would be working 2-3 fuckin' jobs to make enough money to better myself. Why can't she? Too busy going to roadshows/concerts/etc. There are plenty of people who have come to this country without the benefit of knowing the language/custom and through hard work were able to get decent housing and living the 'American Dream' - I know from experience.

If she'd rather live as a transient and 'have fun' - that's the life she chooses to live - don't ask me to for help


I have two things to say to you George - I love you and when the hell are we going to a strip club? I am dying to see some raw hard core unadulterated snatch. I call for Stilettos, and SOON! Call me baby cakes.

EDIT TO ADD: As for your response about Patty... Yo my nigga I hear ya. :-D



...Whenever, wherever...We're meant to be together...I'll be there and you'll be near...And that's the deal my dear...


This message was edited by njstrawberry on 5-9-02 @ 12:17 AM
MashedPotatohead
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posted on 05-09-2002 @ 12:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

I have two things to say to you George - I love you and when the hell are we going to a strip club? I am dying to see some raw hard core unadulterated snatch. I call for Stilettos, and SOON! Call me baby cakes.

EDIT TO ADD: As for your response about Patty... Yo my nigga I hear ya.



I'm not some uncaring SOB - I average $1000 a year making donations/Operation Santa Claus to people who are less fortunate but at least are busting their butts. If I can bring a bit of happiness into their lives - even a little while, it is well worth the effort. Sure we can help Patty for NOW, but what happens in the future?

HUMMM , naked women...NICE!!! SOON, DEFINATELY SOON - I'll call ya :cool:

BTW - Why does the thought/sight of me elicit 'strip club' :rolleyes:? Could be worse, at least I can't be thought of as some 'mo...Alkey, comment?



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