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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:22 PM      
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Does anyone else have a problem with this? Sure it's funny. But I think this dude should get his ass kicked for this.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

IrishAlkey
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:29 PM      
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This is how AIDS started.





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HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:33 PM      
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Hey at least it wasn't anal




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I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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aleast it made for some funny radio.


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Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 6:51 PM      
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quote:
Does anyone else have a problem with this? Sure it's funny. But I think this dude should get his ass kicked for this.


Dude, who gives. As long as it makes me laugh I'm happy.

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diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 7:14 PM      
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quote:
Dude, who gives. As long as it makes me laugh I'm happy.
I pretty much don't give a shit for anybody or anything. But with that being said even I don't think what that dude did was cool at all. It's funny to hear, but i couldn't sit there and watch someone do that. It seems O&A would sell their souls for a chuckle. Now this really doesn't bother me. [godfather ref]"It makes no difference to me how someone makes his living."[/godfather ref] It's just my observation.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

TeenWeek
what's a status? 		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 7:23 PM      
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For some reason, the porn movie, playmate of the apes came to my mind.

Tallguy 22
Fuck, I cant fucking spel or kant fucking cuont eithre! but...I LOVE TEH COCK!!!		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 8:27 PM      
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quote:
This is how AIDS started.


No i think it was a really lonley african hunter so he besowed himself one day upon a dead monkey carcus.


WOW

CrinkleCrinkleVictim
posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:33 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
It made for some pretty funny radio in my opinion.

That being said , you just know this is going to result in some new disease like "Monkey Mouth" or something. I mean there were fucking fluids dripping down the bag.

Fluids = bacteria = rotting flesh = a new form of gangrene of the penis.

I just hope the guy gets checked for his own sake.

I'm predicting an Outbreak II coming to your drawers this summer.



This message was edited by CrinkleCrinkleVictim on 5-9-02 @ 9:39 PM
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I'll do it till the day I croak
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Cause I'll probably choke
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JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-09-2002 @ 9:50 PM      
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quote:
This is how AIDS started.

quote:

No i think it was a really lonley african hunter so he besowed himself one day upon a dead monkey carcus.


So, in other words, This is how AIDS started.



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Norton's Victim
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:21 AM      
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That was the most fucked up thing that I have ever heard. I actually got to see the monkey before he took it up. God was it disgusting looking. I don't know what the fuck he was doing. Anyway, being outside the studio was awsome today. Got a free pair of Kid Rock tickets just for being there. NICE!



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
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IrishAlkey
Chucky
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:38 AM      
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quote:
I actually got to see the monkey before he took it up.


Did the man with the big yellow hat and the little blue car bring him up to the studio?





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JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:42 AM      
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didn't anyone see outbreak?



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I swear it was this big
Tussle King		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:49 AM      
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I never knew Curious George liked to give hummers.

quote:
It seems O&A would sell their souls for a chuckle.

It's not about laughter, it's about comedy.

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Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:54 AM      
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Teenweek and Tallguy, you should always post back-to-back. I'm mesmerized.

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Norton's Victim
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 02
quote:
Did the man with the big yellow hat and the little blue car bring him up to the studio?


Yeah, and you can read about it in the upcoming book: "Curious George and the postmortem hummer".



“The window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?” - Metallica
"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961
N2ofiend
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
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HOly shit. I had to relisten to that one more time this morning on the Sblueman feed.
Great fucking radio. I think it was a horrible act (and probably illegal) but it was damn good radio. I was captivated.
I just hope that this doesnt get them kicked off the air or fined by the FCC.
At least it wasnt their idea- just some sick motherfucker from philly. we'll all see if there is gonna be some fallout over this.

check out http://bumfights.com

N2ofiend
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:21 AM      
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HOly shit. I had to relisten to that one more time this morning on the Sblueman feed.
Great fucking radio. I think it was a horrible act (and probably illegal) but it was damn good radio. I was captivated.
I just hope that this doesnt get them kicked off the air or fined by the FCC.
At least it wasnt their idea- just some sick motherfucker from philly. we'll all see if there is gonna be some fallout over this.

check out http://bumfights.com

I swear it was this big
Tussle King		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:32 AM      
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I happy you listened to it again. But did you have to post it again?

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Limey Mothercocker 		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:25 PM      
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tallguy, the new depths of stupidity that you reach never cease to amaze me.

as for the monkey fucking, what do we call that? necrobeastiality? i'm sure it's highly illegal since it's basically combining two other illegal activities. i kept waiting for them to say something about putting on a condom, i can't believe he would've done it without??? :eek:



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AlterEgoManiac
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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I saw something on "The 20th Century", hosted by Mike Wallace, about the spread of AIDS to America. The first reported case was that of a Guatemalan who had a pet monkey he was boinking.

They had this really nice chart, showing who he infected, who those people infected, and so on. It was really interesting.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
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quote:
I saw something on "The 20th Century", hosted by Mike Wallace, about the spread of AIDS to America. The first reported case was that of a Guatemalan who had a pet monkey he was boinking.


quote:
This is how AIDS started.


I feel like I'm being ignored.





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It was LARGE, I swear.
AlterEgoManiac
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:57 PM      
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Registered: Mar. 02
Sorry, Alkey.

quote:
I never knew Curious George liked to give hummers.


He likes to eat ice cream and sniff ether too.

Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste.

All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.


Barfy
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 02
AS IF THE SUBJECT WASN'T DISGUSTING ENOUGH, NORTON JUST HAD TO TAKE THE LIBERTY OF CHIMING IN AND SAYING " QUICKLY, SOMEBODY FETCH ME A MONKEY SUITE!"

CHECK OUT THE PICS ON FOUNDY MUSIC. THE POOR MONKEY LOOKS LIKES HE KNEW WHAT WAS CUMING

(RIB,RIB) HA HA HA!

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MadMickwop
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:47 PM      
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[norton]Ask Ted Danson how he get's it up for a dead monkey.[/norton]

The pic's are funny as hell!






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