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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Dave Dravecky, too sexy for his arm...
Chris Reeve, Im too sexy for my horse.
Tom Green > Im too sexy for my testicles and wife


yayaya

Eat that snatch faggot!

This message was edited by Fast Freddy on 5-13-02 @ 6:13 PM
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 6:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
I'm too sexy for this thread.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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I will die a traitor's death		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 6:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Patty: I'm too sexy for a home
Ben: I'm too sexy for healthy nasal passages



"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
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Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 6:42 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Awesome Garrett: I'm to sexy to sleep in a room with Ben.
Patty: I'm to sexy to sleep under the stairs at WNEW.


Master of the Cold....
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess! 		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 7:07 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 02
I'm too sexy for a bra.


Visit this Website

JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 7:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
I'm too sexy for a bra.
good girl.


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diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 8:05 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
I'm too sexy for a bra.

I'm too sexy to wack my bag to that post...



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fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Patty: I'm to sexy to sleep under the stairs at WNEW.

hello, retard.
how exactly would she be TOO sexy for something she does every night?i take it that you're too sexy for brain cells?



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
Killboy
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 9:08 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:
I'm too sexy for a bra.

Finally a post worth looking at.


Why, Yes! It is.
Killboy
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 9:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Jay Mohr: I'm too sexy for Mafia! 2.
Dice: I'm too sexy for dis hat, BOP!!!
Jim Breuer: I'm too... what, man?


Why, Yes! It is.

This message was edited by Killboy on 5-13-02 @ 9:12 PM
YogurtSlinger
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
John Bobbit: I'm, Too sexy for my mule

Lil' Jimmie Norton in regards to Howard Stern...."I Hate It, It Stinks!"
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 9:38 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Freddie Mercury: I'm too sexy for my T-cells


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

Over The Limit
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I'm too sexy to kick your ass fbd.

[Homer]Go to bed crazy lady[/Homer]


Master of the Cold....
fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
and another brilliant reply, consisting of a bad insult, show reference, and not answering the question



JYD 4 LIFE! WOOF WOOF!

My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!

this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because
ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
at least he didn't use sarcasm tags this time

TDDB



Jim Norton Fans

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well i didn't know you cared so much about patty. maybe she can stay with you for a few days.


Master of the Cold....
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
[Sarcasm]I'm too sexy to kick your ass fbd.

[Homer]Go to bed crazy lady[/Homer][/Sarcasm]









WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Bloody Anus
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Subzero:
too sexy for punctuation
too sexy for an original thought
too sexy to make sense

Kurt Cobain: too sexy for my face
Thurman Munson: too sexy for this plane




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1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year 4. Mets win World Series


Killboy
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 10:59 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Big Chocolate: I'm too sexy for talent.


Why, Yes! It is.
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
quote:
Well i didn't know you cared so much about patty. maybe she can stay with you for a few days.


He wasn't commenting on what you said about Patty you ass. He was commenting on how you said it. By the way, congratulations. That could have been one of your first original thoughts.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail/AIM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
That could have been one of your first original thoughts.


Still no improvement...





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:34 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
Wow, this is pissing me off now. Like, I'm dedicating my whole board life to criticize this guy and I'm not having any fun once so ever. I'm going to calm down a hell of a lot on him and not let him bother me so much. It's probrolly going to be the hardest thing I'll ever have to do in my life but its worth a try.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
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ThoseDamnDudleyBoyz
posted on 05-13-2002 @ 11:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:
Wow, this is pissing me off now. Like, I'm dedicating my whole board life to criticize this guy and I'm not having any fun once so ever. I'm going to calm down a hell of a lot on him and not let him bother me so much. It's probrolly going to be the hardest thing I'll ever have to do in my life but its worth a try.



Do you really think we care about your life?


TDDB



Jim Norton Fans

Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 7:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:
It's probrolly going to be the hardest thing I'll ever have to do in my life but its worth a try.


Aktuually it looks like speling mae be youre bigest challange

Eat that snatch faggot!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.		posted on 05-14-2002 @ 8:46 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
Do you really think we care about your life?

im so happy that line isnt just used on me now
im so proud


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