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metalfan1	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:11 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01	Don and Mike suck, but everything they said about O and A was true. No new listeners know what they're talking about, they'll just start laughing without the audience having a clue what they're laughing at. When I started listening to them I thought they were in there late twenties too, etc. But anyway that was hilarious when Don imitated "crazy" Opie, and said I'm crazy, I'm going to break this $70,000 microphone. O and A really have to give up that gag. I hope O and A insult Don's wife again, and talk about them on Tuesday, I am really an O and A fan.

AlterEgoManiac	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:26 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	Hey. Your intentions seem honest enough, but you're talking in circles. The best way to get different ideas across is to separate them from each other. When you've made up your mind, please post again. Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste. All right, children. Let's all point and laugh.

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	I'll give it to D&M, some of the things they said were accurate, like O&A replaying stuff they just did, but overall they sounded like fucking pathetic old men... oh wait, that's what they are. And doing a whole show about O&A, when they knew O&A had planned a vacation day.... that's a PUSSY move, and I'm sure Don had it planned for months. And he had the balls to call O&A pussies for taking the day off? remember i was always true remember that i always tried remember i loved only you remember me and smile for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 5:29 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	This couldn't have been expressed in any of the other threads regarding this same exact topic? UGH. Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

-GomeZ-	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 6:03 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	I will agree on the replaying stuff, O&A replay the most mundane stuff over and over again...Don't get me wrong, I like Stephen Lynch as much as the next guy, but I don't need to hear his songs over and over and over again...If I want to hear them I will buy the cd or find cheaper means to get the songs....Same is true with other bits...But radio is a game of hit and miss, and O&A manage to hit alot more than they miss Trust Me!

FollowThisLogic Nay. We are but men. ROCK. The man with the plan.	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:23 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: This couldn't have been expressed in any of the other threads regarding this same exact topic? I dunno about the other mods, but for this D&M situation, I frickin give up. remember i was always true remember that i always tried remember i loved only you remember me and smile for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:27 PM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	Maybe you should deputize seleria for the duration of this crisis? Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 7:28 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: I dunno about the other mods, but for this D&M situation, I frickin give up. Say it ain't so, Joe! Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club JYD 4LIFE!!!1 Where my dawgz at??

Norton's Victim	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 8:36 PM
Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02	The thing I really don't understand is this whole "trying to act younger thing". I never thought they were in their 20s. Who the fuck works their way up the ladder that quickly. They work in a field that they don't have to act their age. For Chirst sake, how old is Mic Jagger. He acts like he is 20, but no one says shit about that. This whole thing is really dumb. O&A's show does have some flaws, but what the fuck doesn't. It is still by far the best thing on the radio. â€œThe window burns to light the way back home. A light that warms no matter where they've gone. They're off to find the hero of the day. But what if they should fall by someone's wicked way. Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying? Mama they try and break me. Still they try and break me. 'Scuze me while I tend to how I feel. These things return to me that still seem real. Now deservingly this easy chair. But the rocking stopped by wheels of despair. Don't want your aid. But the first I've make. For years can't hold or feel. No, I'm not all me. So please excuse me. While I tend to how I feel. But now the dreams and waking screams. That ever last the night. So build the wall, behind the crawl. And hide until it's light. So can you hear your babies cryin' now? Still the window burns. Time so slowly turns. And someone there is sighing. Keepers of the flames. Do ya feel your name? Can't you hear your babies crying?â€ - Metallica "Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty." - John F. Kennedy, 1961

Sportsguy	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:35 PM
Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00	Take it easy, you know Opie did have the fake radio laugh!!!

LiveNudeTeens	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 10:48 PM
Psychopath Registered: Nov. 00	quote: I dunno about the other mods, but for this D&M situation, I frickin give up. Then the terrorists truly do win. MOOSEN!!! First rule of writing: proofread carefully to see if you any words out.

Flock of Moosen OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:06 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01	quote: Then the terrorists truly do win. NEVER! Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

BIV G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Xenophobe Defense Brigade totally lacks teh funney Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am. The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs. I am one uninformed hound.	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:37 PM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: Funny Don and Mike lines Of coke? Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.THE BIV

zootybang	posted on 05-25-2002 @ 11:42 PM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	Military Intelligence Positively unsure completely unfinished Wait, this isn't the "oxymoron" thread? God loves you.It's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. If you think about It, taking a shit Is really reverse butt-sex.

Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to ~~Suck Weed!~~ be a fucking retarded douchebag! The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins!	posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:04 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	~at the wjfk company picnic [in the garage] Mike: Allright Don, just dont cum in my mouth. Don: Shut the fuck up faggot! Maike: Goddaaamnit! Hows this Dice? Medium or well done? Irish Alkey is my homey and Barch gets me laid! This message was edited by Fast Freddy on 5-27-02 @ 11:06 AM

Bloody Anus P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal HYBRID THINKS I'M A GENIUS	posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Jul. 00	quote: Wait, this isn't the "oxymoron" thread? well played. I'll take this route: Don: "I think I'm having chest pains." Mike: "I agree. So am I." I think my mask of sanityÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â is about to slip 2002 Crack Committee ObJectives: 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this Year 2. Hate the Braves with a passion 3. All 5 Starters have winning recorDs this year 4. Mets win World Series

diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE.	posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:30 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01	quote: Hows this Dice? Medium or well done? It's funnier when it's a Devils fan gasping for air. Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to ~~Suck Weed!~~ be a fucking retarded douchebag! The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins!	posted on 05-27-2002 @ 11:36 AM
Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02	quote: It's funnier when it's a Devils fan gasping for air. Good point, but its topical Irish Alkey is my homey and Barch gets me laid!

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