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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Patty Jokes... | ||||
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| Tenbatsuzen I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy. | posted on 06-04-2002 @ 3:36 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01  | Patty, you're nothing to me now. You're not a sister, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the station, I don't want you near my house. When you go to our sticker stops, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand? | ||||
| Harry Ballzanya | posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | I dont want her coming out of that stall with just her wig in her hands
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| Fast Freddy Voted Most Likey to The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me. Flock wins! | posted on 06-04-2002 @ 10:50 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | GREAT THREAD!!! Ive been looking for a Patty thread for the past few days! Thank you so much for finally posting one! For a fuckin idiot, you take the cake! No love needed, fuck off This message was edited by Fast Freddy on 6-4-02 @ 10:55 PM | ||||
| Tenbatsuzen I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy. | posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:02 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | I'm a businessman, Tom. I don't like violence. Wigs are a big expense. | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | You're always goin' to have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up the corpse into six pieces and pile it all togetha. And when you got your 6 pieces you gotta get rid of'em 'cause it's no good leavin' it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to wigs. You gotta starve the wigs for a few days then the sight of a chopped up body will look like curry to a piss head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, pull the teeth out for the sake of the wiggie's digestion. You could do this afterwards o'course but you don't wanna go siftin' thru wig shit, now do ya. They will go thru bone like butta. You need at least 16 wigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who owns a wig farm. They will go thru a body that weighs 200 pounds in about 8 minutes. That means that a single wig can consume 2 pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression "as greedy as a wig". | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | knock knock who's there? Patty Patty who?  Visit this Website EDIT- THIS AWFUL JOKE IS DUE TO OVERTIREDNESS This message was edited by katylina on 6-4-02 @ 11:46 PM | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 06-04-2002 @ 11:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | So you'll put your loyalties to a wig over your own family? | ||||
| Unicron | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:12 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Mar. 01 | "Thirty-two hundred dollars he gave me. Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the wig." | ||||
| Tenbatsuzen I deserve a status because I'm an interesting and funny guy. | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:03 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This wig will make you a god damnned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me! | ||||
| TheLatinJoker | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | WOW!!! What a useless thread.Stick to Ron&Fez' Messageboard.TOOL!!!! Proud member of the O&A freakshow for 3 years and 3 months. | ||||
| Syndrummer LOOK!! All my "N"s are capitalized!!! | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 12:05 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | quote: So simple, yet so funny | ||||
| greenlantern | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 2:33 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | "One more thing, Senator. Love that wig." "The power of 46 flashlights can be pretty strong, sometimes" | ||||
| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 06-05-2002 @ 6:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01 | We'll only sell wigs to the colored's. They're animals anyway. Let them sell their souls. | ||||
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