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TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 9:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Since not all of you read my lovely little thread-hijack of Teenweek's "Daily News Story", I have put my little litany on O&A mullets in one supersized GIF. You thought you favorite show personas were MULLET-FREE....didn't you

GUESS AGAIN!







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mikehern
JBA gave a cool status to mikehern
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 9:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 02
Gooch, your are a talented genius, a twisted, talented genius. Bravo, great artwork.

Thanks





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QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 9:45 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
thats great stuff. bravisimo!!!!!

My Sigpics and such...
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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 06-12-2002 @ 9:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Do we have to make a new section on OTL for you now?


I believe in the Faith... that can save me.
I believe in the hope and I pray...
That someday it may raise me... above these badlands

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Austin
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G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
New World Order Secret Police Chief
Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 10:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Incredible job gooch! You've certainly outdone yourself.

I love the Wnew's Girl, Kindredbabe, RapeFantasizer, SLASH, FTL, ClusterF@#$, Flock of Moosen, Lunababe, Brokenjaw and my brother in Rage!

Have a Question? Or Just wondering why I'm so angry?
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I act like shit dont phase me....

Inside it drives me crazy...

My insecurities could eat me alive.....



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DanaDillon
See: Munchausen Syndrome Considering a status can only be so long, Fez would like to take this time to say how much of a TWAT Dana Dillon is. If you see her on the street, please throw eggs at her. Use as many bad words as possible. While on the board, please put this cunt through living hell. Thank you
Fez LOVES the Dana Dillon!11!1!
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 10:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
The good old days

In my life I've never stopped to worry about a thing
Opened up and shouted out and never tried to see
Wondering if I'd done wrong
Will this depression last for long

CHORUS
Won't you tell me
Where have all the good times gone
Where have all the good times gone
Where have all the good times gone

Once we had an easy ride and always felt the same
Time was on our side and I had everything to gain
Let it be like yesterday
Please let me have happy days

Ma and Pa looked back on all the things they used to do
Didn't have no money and they always told the truth
Daddy didn't have no toys
And Mummy didn't need no boys

CHORUS

Yesterday was such an easy game for you to play
But let's face it things are so much easier today
Guess you need some bringing down
Get your feet back on the ground



Teh Fez loves me?HEY
arseface
posted on 06-12-2002 @ 10:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
yo gooch,
funny shit bro! the 2nd from the last is the best! antony's graduation pic with a mullet,f'n classic! :-D


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 12:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
Mullet Head
Beastie Boys


You're coming off like you're Van Damme
You've got Kenny G, in your Trans Am
You've got names like Billy Ray
Now you sing Hip Hop Hooray
Put your Dakleys and your stone wash on
Watching MTV and you mosh on
#1 on the side and don't touch the back
#6 on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack


Shiny chrome rims never rusted
Driving through the tunnel, you might get busted
Never trusted, Mullet head
You know you took that girl to bed
Cruising 8th Street Saturday night
Trying to find a head shop, looking to fight
You've got that stonewash derriere
Spike the top because the week-end is here


You wanna know what's a mullet? well
I got a little story to tell
About a hair style, that's way of life
Have you ever seen a Mullet wife?


Yo, take a chill B, check out my Spillbee
'Cause you don't know about the Mullet head
Cruise in my Iroc, stonewash on my cock
Got it like that 'cause I'm the Mullet head
Put me on trial 'cause I'm worth your while
Pass me the comb 'cause I'm the Mullet man


Read the New York Post, read a story
About Joey Buttafooco in all his glory
They said he tried to freak it with a high school girl
Pimpin' Amy Fisher to the rest of the world
A real lover man, a real Cassanova
Joey got horny and now he's over
Amy got pissed, shot his wife
Joey gest to jail for the rest of his life


Cut the sides, don't touch the back





}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


NO, I DID NOT TAKE SUB TO SIX FLAGS!!!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
eatabulletdotcom
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 1:29 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
wesley willis

Cut the Mullet


Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore


Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 1:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
They are fucking funny, Excellent job Gooch.


Master of the Cold....
-GomeZ-
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 7:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Great job, I think I like the Norton one the best, he has never looked so much like a serial killer.



Trust Me!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 8:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Bravo.

Gooch, don't ever stop smoking weed.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
Lord Slug
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 8:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
This takes me back to my young hockey days. *tear*

*edit: Thank you.


Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb

This message was edited by Lord Slug on 6-13-02 @ 8:34 AM
CarsonOGin
Froy seems ok, Faceman is fair. But Slash is a cunt, FTL is a total soccer mom, JoeyBigArms thinks he's a fucking message board god.
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 10:49 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
I've Got An Ape Drape, Vandals

Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day I like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do
Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad
Make it short in front and long in back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.
Norco Neck Warmer...Norco
Hockey Hair...Nashville
Mullet...Canada
Forbidden Hair...Europe
Shom...Florida







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posted on 06-13-2002 @ 11:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
You should submit them here:



www.mulletmadness.com



S/H/I/T/


NJDude
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 7:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 00
Hey wait a second Gooch is the 1st Anthony pic Ted Nugent?



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Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 06-13-2002 @ 11:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Holy mother! That is by far the most offensive thing I've ever seen posted on this board. From a stylists point of view, the mullet was about as cool as wearing an aborted fetus on your head...(actually, the fetus would have been a better choice).
As much as that is a true work of genius, I think I'll go stick a lit cigarette in my eye and forget I ever saw that..uuuuggghhhh!!! :eek:



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
TheGooch
Mullet Master Yo Gooch, Moron here... how's that for some fucked up shit... Fez is giving you status... Karma sucks, huh?
posted on 06-14-2002 @ 12:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hey wait a second Gooch is the 1st Anthony pic Ted Nugent?


Unless Ted all of sudden got quite a beer gut, probably not him.





Read our latest taste travesty on OTL...
Davey Boy Smith Retrospective - Requiem for a Wife-Beater

Killboy
posted on 06-15-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Jesus Christ Gooch!!! This is awesome! The Norton pic makes me think I should put lotion on my skin and do it whenever I'm told.

PS Milfa, welcome to the Board. Another great addition.


Why, Yes! It is.
Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 06-15-2002 @ 11:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Thank you Killboy :)



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
mikethemule
posted on 06-17-2002 @ 7:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
FUCKIN SWEET GOOCH! great job man i love it!





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