The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board
Home | Search | FAQ


The Unofficial Opie & Anthony Message Board - Paul Mercurio


Displaying 1-17 of 17 messages in this thread.
Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Paul Mercurio
Killboy
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:00 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Attention NY NBC viewers

Every Friday night NBC has a show called "Late Friday" it showcases some unknown comedians but, for the first time I know a comedian. Paul Mercurio is on now!!! Channel 4 everyone.


Sin Schmins!!
Killboy
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
God Damn it Killboy!!! Why did you alert us to this. This is terrible, and you should be banned for this!


Sin Schmins!!
Killboy
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:08 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
I'm really sorry. Please don't ban me. I was under the impression that he was funny. Boy was I wrong. I hope nobody else had to endure this torture. My deepest apologies to those who had.


Sin Schmins!!
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
well i do believe that sucked ass



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


NO, I DID NOT TAKE SUB TO SIX FLAGS!!!!


JYD 4 LIFE!!! Who's ready to rumble?
Killboy
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 2:10 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

well i do believe that sucked ass


Man did he suck! I feel like killing something.

I'm sorry Drusilla.


Sin Schmins!!
pnigga
well...I feel like an ass now
"wading in the genetic pool of vomit"
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 6:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
in the words of Jim Norton "he stinks."

Mercurio's only claim to fame is whoring himself out to O&A for the whole Graduate incident. aside from that he's about as funny as John Valby's corpse. I'd like to see the guy ride off into the sunset with Stalker Patty.


--------------------------------------------------
Killboy
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 3:50 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
I had a nightmare last night and Paul Mercurio was in it and was doing his act. Apparently you can kill yourself in your dreams if try hard enough.
quote:

He stinks and I don't like him!



Sin Schmins!!

This message was edited by Killboy on 6-22-02 @ 3:52 PM
jmoore
posted on 06-22-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 02
I think I finally realized how much I overestimated him when I heard him trying to measure up to Norton, Vos, and Patrice during that show where they tore apart Vos' old stand-up tape. Mecurio had nothing witty to say and whenever he did open his mouth it sounded more like gradeschool playground insults. I was cringing for his sake.

Sounds kinda funny saying he couldn't measure up to Vos. :-D


---------------------------
"It kinda looks like Albert Einstein eating a london broil."
czo
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
Time to play the Incredible Hulk song and walk away.

f-boston
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:46 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
he really needs to punch out.. cringe radio meter about a 5/10.

FUCK Boston, and Anti-American hippies
Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
whats wrong you dont enjoy mr. mercurio?


"Scorpion stinks and I don't like him"
melissas-vag
posted on 07-02-2002 @ 6:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Boy, he turns into such a bitch when he's in the barrel. They can have some real fun with this. :-D

diadelsuerte
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Philly Bluntside Brigade
Formerly diadelsuerte.
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 12:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
I really got no problem with a guy that will go to a broadway show packed with people and yell obscenities.


PrOjEcT MaYhEm, BITCHES!
EffinC
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 2:54 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
Not another bad word about Mercurio! The "Graduate" stunt forever seals Mercurio's place on the show. That's a lifetime membership initiation that ranks right up there with cutting yourself to take a blood oath for a cult, and jamming some other guy's garbage in your mouth at a gloryhole to obtain the universally recognized rank of Homo.



Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 3:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
So? He didn't make it up. It's not like he went to O&A and said - Hey, I've got an idea - He was just to only one willing to do it. Besides, an hour and a half of bad radio absolutely negates the Graduate thing.



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail
/AIM


This message was edited by Living Legend on 7-3-02 @ 3:45 PM
eatabulletdotcom
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 4:00 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: May. 02
goddam he is so awfull. so because he did some shananigans for o&a we are supposed to suffer?

pnigga
well...I feel like an ass now
"wading in the genetic pool of vomit"
posted on 07-03-2002 @ 9:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Besides, an hour and a half of bad radio absolutely negates the Graduate thing.


how about several months worth of god-awful appearances negates the Graduate thing? getting paid to make an ass of himself was the only remotely funny thing the guy ever did.

yesterday was classic. although it's actually more enjoyable hearing him bomb while Vos is in studio.

--------------------------------------------------

This message was edited by pnigga on 7-3-02 @ 9:06 PM



Displaying 1-17 of 17 messages in this thread.