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YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:19 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
She's no Spaz.

Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Just as dumb


LET’S GO YANKEES!!!!!
Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside - Guess who's back, Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back - I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver (huh?) Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this long, now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husband's heart problem's complicating So the FCC won't let me be or let me be me, so let me see They try to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without me So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! - Now this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody, just follow me Cause we need a little, controversy Cause it feels so empty, without me Little Hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!! A visionary, vision of scary Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves A rebel, so just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass. And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna enter in, ending up under your skin like a splinter The center of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting Testing, attention please Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me? A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me You don't know me, you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen to techno Now let's go, just game the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes the shit just seems everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black music so selfishly and used it to get myself wealthy (Hey!!) There's a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty, without me Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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Cluster F
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

She's no Spaz.



Gotta agree with you on that one. She's stupid, but not really funny.


Thanks to Austin for the pic

2002 Crack Committee Objectives:
1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year
2. Hate the Braves with a passion
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
4. Mets win World Series
5. Go 47-22 over the last 69 games of the season, it can happen right?


Crack Committee Members: Cluster F, Rageparty, Bloody Anus, DiamondDust, JayMohrMassage, HammerSavage, PeterDragon, and 1888RustyTrombone...the force is growing.
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
if the old week in review was a 10, and not having a week in review is a zero, this is maybe a 6 or 7. the visitation rights to her vag line was funny though.

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I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 5:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

this is maybe a 6 or 7.



You're too generous. I haven't so much as cracked a smile at anything she has said.

EDIT - I just looked at the Stinky Cam. I would've never have guessed that she was black.



This message was edited by YellowDiscipline on 7-16-02 @ 5:47 PM
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 6:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

this is maybe a 6 or 7.
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You're too generous.

i really thought it was funny. there were some funny lines and the way she talks is funny. she sounds all drunk.

My Sigpics and such...
AIM | E-MAIL
I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide. I've got a 12-sided die. I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too. Waiting there for me, Yes I do, I do. I've got posters on the wall - My favorite rock group Kiss. I've got Ace Frehley. I've got Peter Criss. Waiting there for me, Yes I do,I do. In the garage I feel safe. No one cares about my ways. In the garage - Where I belong, No one hears me sing this song. In the garage. I've got an electric guitar. I play my stupid songs. I write these stupid words, and I love every one. Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do
sgt hartman
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 7:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 02
[Sarcasm]she's black? [/Sarcasm]

i admire your honesty, hell i
like you, you can come over
to my house and fuck my
sister
PeterDragon
posted on 07-16-2002 @ 8:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Spaz was genuinely stupid and that made him funny.

She isn't stupid; she just mumbles and has no clue about what is going on.

She TRIES too hard to be funny; As the saying goes, spaz was either a comedy genius or a complete moron.


2002 Crack Committee Objectives: (modified version)(You gotta try and believe....)
1.Hate the Braves with PASSION and extreme prejudice
1a. Try and go a week without having to punch a wall in frustration after watching the Mets play
2. 90 Wins and somehow get the Mets into playoffs this year
3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year
3a.Have team understand it is OK to get a hit with runners on base.
4. Mets win World Series (after divine intervention)
Joey BigArms
I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:36 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

EDIT - I just looked at the Stinky Cam. I would've never have guessed that she was black.

Its the Awesome Cam because stinky is awesome.


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PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
For future reference, Spaz should be written in a font 7 and it should be marqueed back and forth for full effect.


You tell me that nothing matters, You're just fucking scared
You tell me that I'm better, You just hate yourself
You tell me that you like her, You just wish you did
You tell me that I make no difference, Well at least I'm fucking trying
What the fuck have you done?

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

For future reference, Spaz should be written in a font 7 and it should be marqueed back and forth for full effect.



That's over. Try to keep up.

Dryblood
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 12:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
no way is she a spaz but she sounds like his
down syndrum little sister. :-p


Vegeta
posted on 07-17-2002 @ 7:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I agree. She is not as dumb as spaz, but she's just a hermit with a voice like a neumatic drill.

Well, here's a pic of this "beauty" (obviously I'm using the term loosely)

Francine

She's a "chub" by my definition- not too fat, and not thin enough. Combined with her down syndrome, space alien dumb-as-rocks voice, I give her a 6 1/2.

I'd bang any chick who does anal just because she's "bored."




"Don't you know who I am? Fool! Don't make me bitch-slap you!"


This message was edited by Vegeta on 7-17-02 @ 7:56 AM



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