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Froy
King Shit
*board owner*

posted on 03-30-2001 @ 4:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Feb. 01
Welcome to the OA.com Adoption Agency. By now you should know how this works...

Only those who have been given permission may adopt!


If you are interested in mentoring a newbie, you should email either Opak or myself and we will decide whether or not you can handle the responsibility.

Once you have been approved, the rules for adoption are simple:

1. No adopter should have more than 2 adoptees at any time
2. Adoptees should be graduated after no more than 10 days
3. No moderators will adopt, they will remain unbiased to settle potential disputes
4. Adopters should feel free to find adoptees either in the "Adoption Agency" thread or on their own
5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person

If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, and adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!



~Matt/Froy from Jersey

Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post.
fatty chopped meat
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
first off thanks froy for allowing me to adopt.

now that the props have been given, who the hell needs to be adopted.... IM me now at aol screen name INTEGRADAVE or e-mail me at [email protected]




formerly adopted by OPAK
Ronreddog
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
My services are available for adoptees. My online hours are 8-5 Monday thru Friday. Please IM me (ronreddog) or e-mail me.

Thank you and good night!

My first GRADUATED adoptee: Inappropriate Belle, who graduated on 3/22/01

My second GRADUATED adoptee: King f-tard, who graduated on 3/28/01

E-Mail Me

Nana's Precious
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 4:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
someone in their infinite wisdom has given me permission to adopt, thanks Froy. If interested drop me an e-mail....E-Mail Me


"what, I thought we were all just having fun..."
******not adoption worthy****
Sephiroth
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Froy has given me the offical OK, so here i go.

Any newbie who would like to be adopted, please IM or e-mail me. This will not be a first come, first served basis, i can only adopt those who i feel i can truly help. I'll do my best to answer any questions you have about the board and how it works, and anything you'll need (how to make sig pic, etc.). Please dont post here and ask me personally, IM or e-mail me, and I'll do my best.

Thanks Froy for letting me adopt.



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters

I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

This message was edited by Sephiroth on 3-30-01 @ 4:52 PM
Dana Dillon
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 5:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I was accepted to adopt.If anybody needs to learn the ropes in here (Lord know's I have).I usually check in here about 10:00AM now and then till 3:00PM.Then I'm usually here till 6:00PM (Monday-Friday)E-mail me:[email protected]

.And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!





This message was edited by Dana Dillon on 3-30-01 @ 5:45 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 5:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
im willing to help out
whether im "official" or not
IM me at WNEWs GIRL or [email protected] if u need help

WHATEVER BEN

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THESKANKWHOHANGSUPTHEPHONE
I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
CUCKOO CUCKOO
:::TEEN STALKER:::
1 more of the gang to go, guess who that is
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
i am a squirrel in need of a beer!
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 5:14 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Yeah, I'm here for this
Time to go drinking now

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 5:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
OK, reiterating some points..
First, Reddog..
quote:

5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person

that means it's time to take Inappropriate Belle and King F-tard out of your signature.
Second.. Approved adopters have the phrase "OA Adopter" in their status.. if you've been approved and it hasn't been added to your status yet, don't worry.. it will be.. newbies looking to be adopted should only ask those members with the phrase in their status.



NO! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"It's hard to garble nawdle zous,
With all these marbles in my mouth"

E-Mail Me
Mi1o Yambag
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I got space for a couple of adoptees. Email me at [email protected] if you want to be adopted. I'm usually available from about 3 until at least 7. Usually, you can also get in touch with me for for hours after that...up until i go to sleep at around 3 in the morning.


Smoke Weed Everyday
Boston Fan
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 5:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I was previosuly given the privilige to adopt, although I havent adopted anybody yet. So if you want to be my first fan-in-training just email me at [email protected] or IM me at BostonFanSU.



Long Live Syndication Underground!Accepting any and all newbie applications!
Sgt Krusty
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 6:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
UP to the top!


E-Mail Me
ClusterF
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 7:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Still accepting newbie apps..... inquire within.


Adopted Dilloners in training: Currently none - AIM CHRIS052076

Proud former mentor of the bestest newbie ever: Toadie

back to you randy
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 9:29 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
am i still considered a newbie just curious if not then wat does that make me



Beware of my Dragon


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 9:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
I'm still here and ready to adopt


See My Sig Pics!

If you want to be adopted by me IM me at fezoanda and email me at [email protected]

Currently I've adopted....No one!
Sephiroth
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 10:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I would like to announce the adoption of Austin 3:16 as my newbie. I have room for one more.



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I have adopted Austin 3:16 as my newbie, but have room for one more. E-mail or IM me for Details or Inquiries concerning adoption.
crx girl
Newbie! vg Y's me
ugo girl
Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-30-2001 @ 11:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
randy, the general rule is, if you have to ask, then you're probably still a newbie.

anyway, i'm offering my services as a foster mummy, email me:[email protected] or aim:triciaj76 and if you have potential, i will take you under my wing :) i'm generally on at night, so nightowls, i'm your woman...



An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo
now accepting applications for foster children
[email protected]
Sephiroth
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 10:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I have now also adopted Kill Em all. He's a personal friend of mine, so let me know when he fucks up so i have a reason to tear him a new one.



"In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!"
"What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth

"Jesus Christ buddy, you are WHITE! Do you live underground or something?"- Vos
Have any anime questions? E-Mail Me or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182
Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters
I am Master Shredder....I am Ninja Master

I have adopted Austin 3:16 and Kill Em All as my newbies
CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 10:56 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I now have one spot open for anyone that wants to be adopted...

IM me at Jemo123 or E-mail me at [email protected]


"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

My adopted mini-critic is PolishPierogiBoy03251978

Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123

Graduates of the CLS school for newbies: Sgt. Krusty, PLAYMATE01
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
i am still accepting apllications for adoption any one interested E-Mail Me

O&A PICS Visit this Website
Ronreddog
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 12:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

First, Reddog..

quote:
5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person



Thanks Lord, I have updated my profile accordingly. I have two openings for anyone willing to learn. Again, please IM (ronreddog) or e-mail.

E-Mail Me

Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I do believe that I can adopt, so if you want to be adopted, E-mail me or IM me.






NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!!
EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END.







E-Mail Me

This message was edited by Kingpin on 3-31-01 @ 1:00 PM
Tequila
Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal!
Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
LOOKING TO ADOPT A YOUNG NEWBIE. MUST BE AT LEAST PAPER TRAINED. IM ME AT - LOOK BELOW


ACCEPTING ADOPTION APPLICATIONS CLICK BELOW

E-Mail Me

1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila floor

E-Mail Me

AOL - oanda1027fm

Brokenjaw
Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!!
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 10:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
Taking applications for the Brokenjaw school for Newbie's

AIM.. OVAHERENOW
[email protected]

The First graduate of the Brokenjaw school for newbie's Voyer bus window licker
FROY = puppy And Kid = Big dick black


This message was edited by Brokenjaw on 3-31-01 @ 10:28 PM
Dana Dillon
posted on 03-31-2001 @ 10:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Still waiting for responses newbiesE-Mail Me[email protected]

.And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!


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