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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: ****Adoption Agency Take 3**** | ||||
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King Shit *board owner* | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 11:56 AM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01  | Welcome to the OA.com Adoption Agency. By now you should know how this works... Only those who have been given permission may adopt! If you are interested in mentoring a newbie, you should email either Opak or myself and we will decide whether or not you can handle the responsibility. Once you have been approved, the rules for adoption are simple: 1. No adopter should have more than 2 adoptees at any time 2. Adoptees should be graduated after no more than 10 days 3. No moderators will adopt, they will remain unbiased to settle potential disputes 4. Adopters should feel free to find adoptees either in the "Adoption Agency" thread or on their own 5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, and adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!  ~Matt/Froy from Jersey Official Protector of Gay Marco & SwampJunk...if he ever decides to post. | ||||
| CriticsLoveSnatch i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods I shall call him mini-FTL | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 11:58 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ahh....an undefiled adoption thread I'm still available to anyone that wants to be adopted...IM or E-Mail Me  "Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups" Anyone looking to be adopted IM me at Jemo123 | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 12:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I would like to announce the adoption of FakeCeleb for the next 10 days or so, as indicated in my signature. E-Mail Me  Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH I have adopted FakeCeleb as of 4/25/01 WOW is here, please WOW this bully today! | ||||
| 1888RUSTYTROMBONE It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 12:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I would like to be adopted. Anyone who wants to adopt me its fine with me. You can reach me at my IM sn when my asshole of a roommate hasn't decided to boot me off to use my fuckin computer. I usually leave it on all-the time just make sure that I'm here. Just for your info my AIM is MaristNightmare. Why? Cuz Poughkeepsie blows. I close my eyes when I get too sad I think thoughts that I know are bad Close my eyes and I count to ten Hope it's over when I open them I want the things that I had before Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door I wish I could count to ten Make everything be wonderful again - Everclear playing at Marist on April 29th This message was edited by 1888RUSTYTROMBONE on 4-26-01 @ 9:25 PM | ||||
| Sephiroth | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 1:16 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | LOL, here we go again! I am ready, willing, and able to adopt any newbie who feels they must be adopted. If you would like to be adopted by me, email me at [email protected], or Instant Message Me at the same name. I will teach you everything you need to know in order to survive, thrive, and enjoy your stay here in Bizarro world. This includes basic HTML programming, how to make a sig pic, the rules and regulations of the board, and any questions you still might have. However, this will not be a first-come,first-served basis. I can only adopt those i feel i can truly help. If you need to ask about my teaching methods, contact Austin 3:16,Kill 'em All, or TeenSlut, they are all my former newbies, and they are all doing a excellent job here. Adoption is a great thing for newbies, especially in the present "Kinder, Gentler" days of the OA.com Board. Remember, the only stupid question is the one you never ask. Happy Posting!  "In my veins courses the blood of the ancients... I am one of the rightful heirs to this planet!" "What I have shown you is reality. What you remember, that is the illusion."-Sephiroth For any and all questions you may ever have about FF, visit the Final Fantasy Shrine Have any anime questions? Send me a E-mail or IM me at AIM: Hitokiri182 Go to foundry Chat, home of NUDE TEEN Chatters This message was edited by Sephiroth on 4-27-01 @ 4:52 PM | ||||
| Teen Tomato Boys | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 2:17 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | We would like to apply for adoption papers...we would like a little newb of our own... "WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION...NUMNUTZ!!!" "Are you not entertained!?!" "We don't like you...We're just using you for good posts..." Graduates from Totmacher's infamous school of maching tots... | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 3:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I'd like to offer my services to any willing newbie. Only stipulation, you must be a slacker. E-Mail Me Slacking in progress. This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-13-01 @ 10:59 AM | ||||
| Goat Pupil | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 3:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | How does this whole adoption thing work? NO PORN DICK !!!!!!! <----Raven has spoken Check this Out This message was edited by Raven on 5-14-01 @ 9:03 PM | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 3:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | IM or e-mail if interested in being adopted. Two, TWO!! prime spots now available. E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| Mi1o Yambag | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 4:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Two spots are available in the Yambag family. IM me or email me if you're interested. A friend with weed is a friend indeed. A friend without it is a friend in need. "Make the most of hemp seed, sow it everywhere."--George Washington E-Mail Me or IM me (MiloYambag13) | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 6:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Offering my services. I have one spot left. [email protected] AIM..oabrokenjaw  | ||||
| Dana Dillon | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 6:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I have room for one more adoptee.E-mail me at [email protected] | ||||
| Rone | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 7:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | i was recently given the OK by Froy to be an adopter. if you would like to be adopted by me, and you are not a tool, either im me at okterrific771 or email me by clicking the link under my sig. This message was edited by Rone on 4-27-01 @ 5:35 PM | ||||
OA.com's Bodyguard Anger problem? What anger problem? I hate the fucking mud! USA | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 7:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Once again I am adding my name to the mix to try and help anyone out. If you are interested E-Mail Me or IM me at BrianReganFan if I'm online.  "What are you speaking? German Brian? German! Jermaine! Jermaine Jackson! Jackson 5! TITO!" This message was edited by Flock of Moosen on 4-26-01 @ 7:52 PM | ||||
| Sgt Krusty | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 8:40 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | I've been granted the ability to adopt. Thanks Froy. If anyone's interested please e-mail or im aeast6 or sgtkrusty17 @aol.com. Proud to serve o&a's army. SGK  E-Mail Me | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 9:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | You want to be adopted, contact me. If not, pick someone else. If you know how to get my AIM name or email, do so if you want to get adopted. NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!! EVERYTHING ENDS BADLY, OTHERWISE IT WOULDN'T END. E-Mail Me | ||||
| crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 10:55 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | ok, i've sent my kids out to fend for themselves, so i'm now taking new applications. if you're a nightowl looking for a mummy, email me :) An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. --Victor Hugo i have now graduated arpikarhu and dxguy18 and am accepting applications for new children :) [email protected] | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 04-26-2001 @ 11:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I guess I can take in a couple little brats again...I'm almost always on the board during the day so if you need guidance and you want to be adopted E-Mail Me no-one ever tends to me. Sitting alone covered in breeze. Some things are so my mind can breathe. The waiting is hard, fuckin' takes so long. Draped in sun, hands in sand. Earth acid cleanses me. It cleanses me clean, but the world it never comes(Kyuss, Space Cadet) | ||||
| Austin 3:16 The Dark Enforcer/Angry Stoned Pimp G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. New World Order Secret Police Chief Proud Inventor of the "Cream Cheese, Peanut Butter and Jelly" sandwich | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 4:30 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Top! I have graduated from Sephiroth's school for newbies, also thanx for the sig pic. E-mail Me | ||||
| 1st Sgt. Fil Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 4:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Now Adopting. E-mail me or track me down on the AOL IM. E-Mail Me AIM screen name: Filzy77  If you don't have regrets, you haven't accomplished anything. -Josh Silver, Type O Negative | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 4:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I currently have one adoption slot open... IM me at FN Moron or E-Mail Me if you'd like to learn from a fuggin moron... Professional Slacker To look at all of my photo albums click my sig pic or just Visit this Website or you can E-Mail Me Currently overseeing the lurking of Sluggo667 | ||||
| Dana Dillon | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 4:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | I have room for one more adoptee. | ||||
| 1888RUSTYTROMBONE It took me 3 minutes to edit nothing | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 6:00 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Still looking to be adopted. If anybody wants to pick up an idiot let me know. My AIM is usually open 24/7 (if not asshole roommate kicked me off). I can be reached at MaristNightmare (Poughkeepsie, NY blows) or fameNfortune21. I close my eyes when I get too sad I think thoughts that I know are bad Close my eyes and I count to ten Hope it's over when I open them I want the things that I had before Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door I wish I could count to ten Make everything be wonderful again - Everclear playing at Marist on April 29th | ||||
| Sgt Krusty | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 9:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | up! E-Mail Me | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 04-27-2001 @ 10:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Ahem...... once again.... the absolute number one hippest coolest adoption school on the market is open. Do not let these chuckleheads fool you..... Slack's school is the place to be. If you are looking for adoption, you can email me at [email protected] or get me on AIM san9443 Do not be fooled, while we at the Slack school are friendly and easy going, we believe strongly in corporal punishment..... especially for the ladies. :)  Say hello to my little friend(s)! Once again I am newbieless. | ||||
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