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Suzie
I was supposed to have a status, but some FNMoron forgot what it was supposed to be.
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
Before you bash me for starting a new thread, this is a different idea. Remember the old syndication lines? Now we can look forward to some coming true. Which were your faves? Someone already mentioned that Opie will have to get married now, since Sandy said "Syndication when Opie puts a ring on my finger."
Some others:
S W Rick gets the taste out of his mouth;
S W Cringe comes out;
S W Ant's girlfriend is of age (sorry Roger);
and the now appropriate:
SYNDICATION WHEN SYNDICATION LINES ARE FUNNY AGAIN!!

Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Here's an idea for anybody who calls in...

"Syndication today!"
or
"Syndication FINALLY!!"

just as something to throw out

As far as what Suzie posted.. I was always partial to "Syndication when Syndication lines are funny again" and
"Syndication when I can think of a good Syndication line"


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Cranky Ass
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Wow, thats fucking cosmic. I just posted the same question in another thread at the same time. Well heres a few...

Syndication

...when Spaz grows a brain.
...2020
...when Opie's wife is born.

I guess they will be broadcasting from the future today with their newest market in Bangkor, Maine. They are now syndicationed on Venus and Jupiter.

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Yet another annoying and pointless marquee effect.

FoundryMusicScott
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
A couple of my favorites:

S W Earl is on time for a sticker stop.

S W Spaz opens up the safe.

Syndication on the Space Station (from Ant's impression of the Texan CBS big chief)

"You think about that now."- some guy from a Twilight Zone episode
Turtlehead
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 00
When they finally kill the "Giant Mosquito"

Fyfetallica
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
SYNDICATION NOW!



F'ing Metallicops Go!
DiamondDust
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wiffle Ball Bat... $2.95
55 Gallon Drum... $30.00
Anal on the GMs couch... Mark's job

Being able to rip Stern a new asshole...

PRICELESS!!!!!!!!

Congrats O & A!

SYNDICATION D-DAY!!!!!!!
(First Normandy, now the bombs drop on Stern)



Just another observation of insanity.
FoundryMusicScott
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 11:56 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
For Opie and Anthony fans, D-Day has a whole new meaning, but how fitting that such a historical event as storming the beaches at Normandy coincides with a big day for the guys.

Syndication when Jim Norton works at a Day Care Center.

"You think about that now."- some guy from a Twilight Zone episode
SeeYouNextTuesday
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
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posted on 06-06-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
S W you're broadcast in multiple markets
Thats one of my favorites.
Another was(from the 4th of July show):
S W its legal to use fireworks indoors.





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Wombat
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Syndication when... oh duh, you're syndicated..



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I'll sit on 'is 'ead, and you grab 'im from behind..
King f-tard
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
SYNDICATION AT 3 PM





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Unicron
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Syndication When Opie and Anthony Get $30 Mil, can fuck with King Howard, Dick of Thieves, and be adored by Los Angelenos, Bostonites, and New Yorkes, all at the same time........oh wait

bit long, but kinda punches home the point...THE BOYS ARE BACK AND KICKING ASS, TAKING NAMES. GET IN LINE BITCH, YOUR NEXT!!!!!!




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kevin from ct
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
King f-tard,

Bravo, that is both funny and very clever.




Ferret
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
"Syndication when people stop bitching about syndication."

Holy shit, it was right!!!

"Screw, or screw not. There is no try." --Buzz
The O & A Radio Network
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 01
Syndication when Earl gets laid.
Oh wait...that happened last week.



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King f-tard
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Thanks Kevin.





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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Syndication when syndication doesn't water down and make a local show lose it's edge

mcfly389
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Syndication when Black Earl comes back from the future with opie's wife...



This message was edited by mcfly389 on 6-6-01 @ 2:03 PM
Sonof Spaz
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
S W Earl admits that he is atleast bi.
S W Anthony stops dating very young girls.
S W Opie becomes General Manager.
S W Stinky is funny.
S W Ben has his "real" own show.
S W Rick is not liked by the gays.
S W Gay Marco gets a real job on the show.
S W Ol'Dirty gets a job.
S W Psycho Mark invades Poland.
S W Management quits(or dies).
S W Stalker Patty gets a magazine cover.
S W Lady Di and Marian leave.
S W Steve C. is on the show more than 10 seconds.
S W Limo Anthony Top Notch Limo gets a friend.
S W Mendi loses her fat behind.
S W D&M retire.
S W the Greaseman gets his own show(not on UPN).
S W Jay Mohr and Kelly have their own show.
S W Frank Caliendo gets famous.
S W Richard Vos and Jeff Noris are not in the same comedy club together.
S W Tom Green finally gets on the O&A show.
S W Luis Black becomes host of the "Daily Show".
S W Brian Regan insults someone.
S W Jim Cook takes it in the GM's Office.
S W Steven Lynch kills a kitten.
S W Otto and George break up.
S W Mike Denacola.... whatever.
S W Jim Norton does not like S&M.
S W John Valby knows the "real" words to all those dirty songs he made up from old songs.
S W O&A finally sign the contract!!!!
kansei
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I can hear the promos now:

Opie & Anthony: first an island, now the continent.

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Crouching Opie, not-so-hidden Anthony

Release date: June, 2001
Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-06-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Good one kansei

My favorite AT Syndication line is Sandy's. Maybe it's because I heard it 40X a week.







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