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| Corpsegrinderjunk | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:18 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 00  | This is sick...how many people have done these types of dumps??? Why fucking bother "Think before you write" - Froy E-Mail Me | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Not me, but I'm at work trying to hold my dump until I get home. All of this talk is not helping. Also, after hearing this, I may not ever take a dump in the office restroom again.
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| Spazisatool | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Sep. 00 | Hell yeah I used to do it all the time at this camp in the bathrooms. it was mostly the skydiver thing, but we would aim for the floor. "I WEAR SPECIAL PANTS!!!!" | ||||
| NJDrunkrone | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:26 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | I like The Home Bowl Advantage so I very rarley shit in public bowls. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | i'm just imaginging a drunk guy upper decking, putting the top back on, dropping the top and standing there with two broken pieces of porceline facing his own shit in the top of the bowl Tripod Fucking Sucks Ass, bastards shut down my site which really only had sounds but a way for others to download it Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney Read my column at Foundry | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Public restrooms are a risk no matter where you go - and crunching in one is about as risky as it gets. I also am one of those who prefer to take it home rather than drop a loaf anywhere. Just the thought of what might have taken place at that bowl before I got there skeeves me out.  | ||||
| chris4130 | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 5:13 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 01 | sometimes you dont want to dump so you hold it in and your stomach hurts so fuckin bad; but id rather hold it that go into a public bathroom "anything worth having is worth stealing, but dont shit were you eat" | ||||
| Spork | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 5:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Man alive! I really am not sure whether to be disgusted or in simple, stark admiration of those who would use public bathrooms, or even their evil cousin, the workplace can for the crappin'. Now, I'm not going to hold the piss in all day, so obviously you have to make the visit to the can each day - but WHAT THE FUCK is up with those discourteous bastards who take such great PRIDE in reeking up the can? Two people enter the bathroom at the same time. One goes to urinal, one goes to the stall. Person one - pisses away. Now how long is your average piss going to take you, like a minute tops? Apparently this doesn't matter because person NUMBER TWO absolutely can't hold it for the two minutes it will take you to finish - oh no - they have to let loose a long, sputtering, shit-spraying fart that sprays a stench all over the whole room. Call me Japanese (they're obsessed with the toilets, they've got all kinds of robot cans and stuff - downright freaks I tell ya) but for the love of God, why can't the shitters in the crowd just take it easy and wait for their urinal-mate to leave the room? AND they KNOW that you're going to remember their face - it can only mean that they are PROUD of this! I swear! Anyone else experience this? It's much worse than the guy who farts in the urinal next to you. Maybe these are just the people who sit right in front of you when you are the only two people in the movie theater. Ick!  Adopted by Rone on 6/6/01 | ||||
| Power Tool | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 5:49 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | I feel the same way you all do about public toilets. Unfortunately for some of us, sometimes no matter how much you want not to use a public crapper, you simply have no choice (short of shitting your pants.) I get such attacks once a month or so. Lucky me, I guess. Never met a homeless woman crapping in a urinal though! *puke!* :)  | ||||
| Sluggo667 SLASH's New Buddy, but shhh... I am not allowed to tell anyone. | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 6:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | I've never played any scat games...I'm not quite that sick. I have to be ready to friggin' explode to crap in a public or workplace restroom,and if I do,I hold on 'till the room is empty.I hate going anywhere but home.  Sluggo667...Neighbor of the beast... | ||||
King Shit *board owner* | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 6:35 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01 | Power Tool - please shrink the sig pic Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 6:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I'm lucky, I've had to take a shit in a public restroom. The only time I'm taking a shit is either at home or at work. And I know people at work aren't like little kids when they're shitting. And if it stinks, that why there is a can of lysol on each toilet.  OA.com's headhunter and veteran Watching over Kansei, one slot available | ||||
| Spuds_Buckley | posted on 06-11-2001 @ 10:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | never, never, never, ever, ever, ever, never, never, never, ever use public bathrooms. Not to shit, not to piss! This sort of stuff was meant to be done in the privacy of the home  You're not gonna take my hair and plant an evil Dewey are you? | ||||
| C U Next Tuesday
| posted on 06-12-2001 @ 12:31 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Yeah, crapping in public is the pits. My worst experience was running out of paper in the stall of a crowded bathroom with my freakin pants around my ankles and nowhere to go.. and I had cranky ass.
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| Dryblood | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 12:36 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I was never into those crapy happy ideas, Im more of get in do ur business and get out. I never hung around long enough to start thinking of diff ways to hit my target....LOL It's a message in blood It's your cryptic warning Within the message in blood Marks the years of pain, And your godforsaken ending to life - Pantera | ||||
| slap nut | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 4:00 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | In my dorm we have one bathroom with 3 stalls for the entire floor about 30 people, one is reserved just for shitting so you don't sit on pissed seats. Sharing a bathroom blows, but you get use to it, This upper decker shit is giving me ideas for next semester when I'm in other dorm buildings | ||||
| Generic_Laxative | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | Speaking of Public Bathrroms is there anything grosser than the guy who crunches in the stall and just walks out. No hand washing...anyone want a shish-ke-bab | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-12-2001 @ 2:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Now, see I am proud when I can clear out a bathroom with a few meaty farts. I take pleasure in being able to walk in to the bathroom, and within 8 seconds, have pants down and crap on the way. I have no problem pissing anywhere, but I wont touch anything in public. At work, out shitters are very clean, so I again dont have a problem with them. Public shitters are not for me, I cant suspend myself high enough up to do that. I did the upper-decker in college a few times, it is interesting to try to hold your self up there and shit at the same time and not get it on you. Drunk it is very hard, but doable. The worst public dumps, in my opinion, are the ones that when the person is done, they leave their underwear. Ever seen one of these, that is so foul. And Spork, that is me totally. I will never wait if I have to shit, I just go. Screw the guy who is pissing. Now something that pisses me off is when you are crunching and a guy comes in and sits inm the stall next to you. That irks me, I need some space.  | ||||
| Spork | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 8:15 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | You need SPACE? Dude, you're all too happy to routinely violate the Clean Air Act Visit this Website and you need space? So this is good though, you'll be a good study for human psychology in general so I can better understand this phenomenon - what motivates you to let loose so quickly after getting into the stall? Is it just a liberating thing, a sense of control over your own destiny, the ultimate display in freedom? Do you feel bad at all for the poor bastard who just wants to take a leak, but instead is subjected to a poison gassing worthy of being outlawed by the Geneva convention? It's this sort of thing that freaks people out enough to have their kidneys malfunction rather than run the risk of running into "the beefer" in any restroom outside of their own home!  Adopted by Rone on 6/6/01 | ||||
| King f-tard | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:13 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | The reason I go as soon as I get in, is that I always seem to wait till the last second, and I walk to the shitter like I have an enema in my ass, cheeks clenched tight, I never see it coming, and then all of a sudden I have to go. And I feel that if you have to let loose, just do it. Shit should smell, thats the point. When you smellsomething from you that is too much for even you to handle, then theres a problem, but if you can handle it, no big deal. Thats what I say. | ||||
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