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JerseyTerp
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Sorry if this is old but I just found it. You can dress up Melissa however you like on WYSP's web site: Visit this Website

TeenWeek
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
It should be undress Melissa. I want to know what's in Melissa's pants.


chris4130
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:02 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
shes too small to get a good look at her, but its still good

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Doc Smith
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:03 AM      
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Um...is it just me or is Melissa not as disturbingly hot as everyone says she is?

OK, hear me out before you call me a pillow biter. She has a killer body, don't get me wrong there, but the face just doesn't do it for me. I mean, the long blonde hair and massive, perky boobs are great, but the face looks like a Picasso painting.
Now I know that I am not one to criticize when it comes to noses (Polish father, Jewish mother...they can use my nose as a sundial from space) but if we are talking about a total package...one can do much better than her.

---Edit---
I definitly would NOT kick her out of bed though


Now looking over That Is So Lame and beau69 as of 06/09/01
If they screw up, let me know


This message was edited by Doc Smith on 6-13-01 @ 11:10 AM
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:05 AM      
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shes a trashy, farrah doo'ed, mall queen.
pass.

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
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That gay cowboy hat....







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Unicron
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
She has a "White Trash Jersey Girl Porn Star" look.

not bad..but she's the kinda girl you use as a cumbucket and then "hose 'er down, keep the ride going, buisness as usual"

Black Lazerus
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Um...is it just me or is Melissa not as disturbingly hot as everyone says she is?


Yeah she looks like a Target underware model.

The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Look around your office. Do you see anyone who compares to Melissa? If so, great for you. Going to work must be a joy. Melissa is a sensation because she is not your typical office type women. Damn I wish my secretary looked like that.



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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
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You are correct Doc, she has a great body, but the face leaves something to be desired...you are right though, you don't kick that out of bed!



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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Do you see anyone who compares to Melissa?

No, but I don't work at a radio station who's target audience is men age 18-34
Yeah, there are not a lot of good looking women in engineering, so I understand where are you coming from there, but at a radio station--something in the entertainment field--you'd figure that they could get VERY hot women to work there. Just look at the interns on Howard's show.

This is all a moot point though. Don't get me wrong, I think she is very attractive, but she is no goddess. And, all of this is being said by a guy who once justified his choice of girl he made out with by saying "Beauty is but a light switch away" (read: I'm not a great looking guy)


Now looking over That Is So Lame and beau69 as of 06/09/01
If they screw up, let me know


This message was edited by Doc Smith on 6-13-01 @ 11:35 AM
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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quote:

OK, hear me out before you call me a pillow biter.


I heard you out and all I have to say now is:

Pillow Biter!

What? I heard him out first.



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Doc Smith
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posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
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Thanks Grump
I know I can always count on you (sniff)

You are the wind beneath my wings


Now looking over That Is So Lame and beau69 as of 06/09/01
If they screw up, let me know
beer lover
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Doc, I totally agree with you. I kept on hearing how hot she was and then I saw her on the O&A road trip. If she had any more make-up on she'd be a clown.
JerseyTerp
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I would definitely bang her but she looks like she has a slight case of Down's Syndrome:



Sloatsburgh
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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I HATE CLOWNS

Her face looks like a shaved ferret.







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SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Come on. Like all of you wouldn't want to go out with her. I'm sure you've seen worse.



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Black Lazerus
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Love that Joker

The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

quote:

Come on. Like all of you wouldn't want to go out with her. I'm sure you've seen worse.

Yeah i would T-F her

This message was edited by Black Lazerus on 6-13-01 @ 1:45 PM
Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Come on. Like all of you wouldn't want to go out with her. I'm sure you've seen worse.

Uh..that's not the point here
I think any of us horn dogs would glady throw her a boning, and yes, we all have seen MUCH worse.
It's just that she is made out to be this all-out magically babelicous, total fox. If you are really evaluating (hoo hoo, yeah I know) her, you'd have to say that there are some things that are not perfect.

I think this just might be a case of someone who looks much better in person than in photographs. It wouldn't suprise me if she is a smoking babe if you meet her live


Now looking over That Is So Lame and beau69 as of 06/09/01
If they screw up, let me know
JerseyTerp
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Come on. Like all of you wouldn't want to go out with her. I'm sure you've seen worse.



I don't think there's a guy on this board who'd kick her out of bed. The point is, they make her out to be a supermodel of sorts. She's definitely hot but the boys over-hype her IMO.

JerseyTerp
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
you beat me to it, Doc.

King f-tard
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
I would kick her out of bed....After I was done with her.

Really, Doc is 100 percent right. Her face is kinda f'd up, not rocky from mask or corky f'd up, but a little down. She has a killer body, no apparent skills and a job where she looks hot. Thats a life for you. I wish people paid me to look hot.





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Black Lazerus
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
ok now would you bang this

The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

SpiritOfDirt
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
BL that's not even funny.

(shivering)



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Arthur Dent
posted on 06-13-2001 @ 2:41 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
Gotta agree here.

Alright, I have two modeling agencies next door and at least four more within a three block radius. So I see some absolutely drop dead gorgeous women every single day. Maybe I'm just spoiled.


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