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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: ***** Adoption Agency Pt. 4 ***** | ||||
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King Shit *board owner* | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:00 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Feb. 01  | Welcome to the OA.com Adoption Agency. By now you should know how this works... Only those who have been given permission may adopt! If you are interested in mentoring a newbie, you should email me personally requesting permission. Once you have been approved, the rules for adoption are simple: 1. No adopter should have more than 2 adoptees at any time 2. Adoptees should be graduated after no more than 10 days 3. No moderators will adopt, they will remain unbiased to settle potential disputes 4. Adopters should feel free to find adoptees either in the "Adoption Agency" thread or on their own 5. Adopters should place their adoptees in their signatures only for the duration of their time teaching that person If you are a new member or a lurker looking for a little protection and a little guidance, please feel free to post here in the hopes of finding some light. This thread is for adopting members and newbies to meet on common ground. DO NOT DEFILE THIS THREAD! Do not post to it unless you are either a newbie looking for help, an adopter looking to help, or are bringing it to the top!  Is my train in vain, has my soul gone to waste Am I just a victim of, a victim of my lost faith | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:02 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | If any newbies are looking fror adoption please feel free to E-Mail Me I'm here for the bew blood that are willin' to learn  OA.com's headhunter and veteran Watching over Kansei, one slot available | ||||
| slackjaw The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD! The Great Pumpkin | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | As usual, The Slackjaw School is open for business, I currently have two spots open, so if you are looking for guidance, email me, or IM me. :) Now two, TWO! spots open! DevonGetTheTable is the newest graduate of the Slackjaw School of Attitude Adjustments! Report any transgressions to me..... screw that...he's YOUR problem now!...lol | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I am also an adoptor. E-mail me or IM me listed below. AOL - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Opie696 G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Soldier of Fortune Spec Ops Division | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 9:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01 | Im an adopter as well. by the 18th i will have a spot open. We're all just monkeys!! I have adopted Jeni from Hoboken and Cosell420 E-Mail Me and i will get to back to u A.S.A.P, or AIM ople696 | ||||
| Kingpin KEEPER OF THE FLAME. I have a little Wick. PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN. | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:03 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Kingpin is looking for a few good members to add to his crime family. IM me at Kingpin923 or Email me [email protected]  NOBODY WANTS TO BE ADOPTED BY ME!!! God Of Phuks is officially on mine and Grumpy's hit list and will deliver him to hell. E-Mail Me | ||||
| Dana Dillon | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:13 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Cool Froy, a nice clean plate.I have room for one more newbie.I do read the board from 9A.M.-6P.M.And log in when need be!So for you Philly listeners I have room for one more :) This message was edited by Dana Dillon on 6-13-01 @ 10:19 PM | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Have 2 spots open in the School of Altered Reality...just E-Mail Me The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you | ||||
| chris35 | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 10:30 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | Tequila! Come on and adopt me so I can get rid of the tag under my name. WOW! Is this pic too large let me know.It took me hours to figure out how to post a signature pic.Next I want a custom made one.quote:  | ||||
| ass-fucker | posted on 06-13-2001 @ 11:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | i'm one of the few tools that used to listen to wnew before o&a where on, but i'm kind of a newbie to the board so i need some guidance and i would like to be adopted. my email is [email protected]. :) | ||||
This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 12:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I'm not quite sure how it happened, but I think I've adopted Former_Member_of_Menudo...  Professional Slacker Currently in need of psychiatric help observing the lurking habits of Former_Member_Of_Menudo | ||||
| hornygoatweed23 I've Got A Vagina With Teeth. G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Dragoon Battalion My friends call me Weed | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | The HornyGoatWeed School of Enhancing your Board Performance and Stamina has officially opened with two empty seats. Email me at the link below my sig, or AIM me at Organic999 to submit an application. This message was edited by hornygoatweed on 8-12-01 @ 1:55 AM | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 2:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | The Sloatsbugh Zen Temple of Acceptance and Disgust will now be offering lessons to those candidates willing to open their minds, improve the lives of others with their words, and to summarily dismiss beings of limited intelligence. Please contact me E-Mail Me or AIM: Sloatsburgh Our Motto: Knowledge and open minds are encouraged, arrogance and stupidity are ignored.  You are an example of Devolution: The product of 2 inferior humans who have produced and even more inferior human. | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I have accepted the application of AmishbabeinPa into the School of Altered Reality(hehehe boyz) Please treat her with the same respect I'm accustomed to on here LMAO...thanks :) The best trip that I've ever had Higher than a jet plane, pass it around My drinks on empty, need another round I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Is this the best that you can do? I wanna fly, wanna ride with you Higher than a jet plane with you | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I have adopted Black Lazerus, because Bling Bling w/ Ice has apparently melted. My plan of "my people" taking over the board has begun. (<
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| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | One of my midgets is missing so I have an opening in my Family of Wayward F-tards and Midgets. IM at OAGRUMPY or email at [email protected]  Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me. If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website This message was edited by Grumpy on 6-14-01 @ 5:58 PM | ||||
| Arthur Dent | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 5:34 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | Adoption? Really more like Foster Care... "I don't read books, but I have friends who do." -Presidential Candidate George W. Bush "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:50 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | I'll adopt nineinchhammer. He needs to learn how to take heads off properly, and learn a few things here and there. OA.com's headhunter and veteran Looking for future headhunters for the warpath. Two positions available. | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 8:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | Gee thanks Spit. I thought I had dibs on all the babes in PA? One opening still left for someone requiring foster care. Email me.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at [email protected] Currently teaching TwatGunk how to walk. If he stumbles contact me with the gory details. God have mercy on his soul. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | I too have an opening left. Anyone who would like to be adopted please feel free to yell my way. e-mail: [email protected] AIM: oamaynard "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." | ||||
| AmishBabeinPA | posted on 06-14-2001 @ 11:53 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | I am very happy to report that I have been adopted by Spitfire! Proud adoptee of Spitfire Spank you very much, Amish Babe | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:15 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Okay, now that I'm finally offical, I have a table for two available, no waiting. And remember all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat. What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead. "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. | ||||
| Brittney | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:24 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I suppose I should be adopted...but I haven't been here long enough to know who the best person for me would be...I don't really know how it works... | ||||
| Metalfan | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 10:32 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Available to adopt... e-mail: [email protected] AIM (when mine works): OAMetalfan E-Mail Me  "What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets! | ||||
| HOSPITALIANO | posted on 06-15-2001 @ 11:38 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Brittney, I'd be happy to take you in. Please IM me at good2goguynyc or email at [email protected] What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead. "You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials E-Mail Me Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M. | ||||
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