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WhackBagKid
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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 5:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
The Greaseman never gets old
i love hearing Ant imitate that racist bastard


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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 6:07 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
he got the impression from a negro. snarlins.

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mikeWOW
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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 7:06 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
he does them in characters... like the I-MAN

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Harry Ballzanya
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Still not as good as Opie's Tyson impression..

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DevonGetTheTable
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 7:23 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Yes yes, very good Tyson today!!



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FoundryMusicDoug
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:04 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

he does them in characters... like the I-MAN


Correction: He does them in CAAAARACTERS

"Now the seasons over, and I feel it gettin' cold. I wish I could take you to some sandy beach road, we'ed never grow old. Ah but baby you know thats just jive, but tonight's bustin' open and.... I'm alive!"~Bruce Springsteen (Thunder Road Est. 1973)

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AntsMotherinlaw
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:23 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
THe greasman, kkkdog bit is the funiest ever, check it out, im filesharelives101 on napster, yeah like u can ever find something from a friend on napster

RottenVinny
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posted on 06-18-2001 @ 9:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
In 1985 the "Grease" was making a million bucks a year!His show was syndicated across this great land! Now he has a show in Arlington,Virginia.
The station is mostly spanish.

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Crash_NYC
posted on 06-18-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
The first time I heard Ant do Grease was about 2
years ago, and I totally thought for a moment that
they actually had him in-studio as a guest. It
freaked me out how f'n good he was -- & funny as
hell! BONE-DR


Whackbag
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I'm 19, I have no clue who the Greaseman is not have I heard his voice, but I find myself always going "appolllllogiiiiiiiizee" whenever I hear that word during my day. Apologize that is, not the word Greaseman, cause who hears the word Greaseman that often.

Yahman
posted on 06-19-2001 @ 1:48 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
I agree anthonys impression is great. Did anyone see the new report with him in a Baptist Church?
And Opies Tyson is dead on.

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F the S out of her A
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Ant's Greaseman is dead-on. I used to listen to Grease long before O&A came to New York. Grease was okay, mostly because of his lingo and his bits were pretty good, albeit predictable.

snarlin = blowjob
bonedry = martini
apoloooooogiiiizzeeee = please don't fire me
hydraulics = junk
knockin' the bottom out of it = sex, most likely doggie-style
ta tas akimbo = cans for all to see, a compliment to WOW

All the cars had chrome, fins and bumper bullets and nothing short of 500hp and all the women were hosebags. Greaseman was sort of "WolfmanMania," and it would have stood up had the dumb shit not made that racist remark.

[for those of you who don't know, Grease was "riffing" and said "no wonder they drag these people behind trucks!" referring to a recent tragedy in Texas when two white men dragged a black man behind their truck]

What kills me is that I can listen to Imus today, tomorrow or any day and hear one of his chronies make worse remarks than Sid (but just short of Grease) did about blacks and they are NOT characters. At least when Imus does gurlgle and spit up his last pint of blood, it will be captured live on MSNBC. Eventually, we will all be able to see it on Napster or Goofball.

End of fucking rant

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Black Lazerus
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Still not as good as Opie's Tyson impression..

that old gag i like ants bit with the greese man crayolas

The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

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posted on 06-21-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks for the Greaseman Glossary, FtSoohA! Waddle doodle . . .

(And I second BL's recommendation, you can find it out on Napster.)

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This message was edited by Mayor of Sloatsburg on 6-21-01 @ 10:46 AM
Whackbag
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Thanks for the dictionary.

CHINK YELLOW is the one I use to color the sun in my pictures.

Mayor of Sloatsburg
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
My lawn is a nice shade of POLISH PURPLE. ;)

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IkeaBoy
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posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:19 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
hee-hee. More Greaseman=more gooder.

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RonRon5477
posted on 06-21-2001 @ 3:23 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
Who wants to buy some Grease-ola crayons?? 5.99 on ebay!



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