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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Norton ate the Ice Cube! | ||||
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| Jonesin | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 6:24 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 00  | I always knew he was a sick twisted f**k, but this is a new low!! Damn the torpedo's, bite the bullet, go for the gusto, that's what I always say!!! Oh wait...that was someone else. Never mind. | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 6:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I was so completely NOT surprised that the "tinkle drinker" ate the ice cube. He's one sick fuck, but definitely a funny guy.
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| drkn2forget | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 6:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | He really is one sick mother F-er..."God Dammit"-Opie
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| Nuggetking | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 7:37 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jun. 01 | Norton has the best fucking job in the studio! I can't say I woulda ate the cube though. He sure is a sick focker, but I can relate. :) --------------------  PHILLY LOVES O&A!!!!! ...Adopted by Rone | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 7:50 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: Is Norton ACTUALLY an employee of the show? I love the fact that he's been in studio so much lately, but is he an Infinity employee?
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| Roger | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 7:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I think he meant job not in the literal sense.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene | ||||
| brother joe I write the songs that make the whole world sing.... ...the Patty Duke Theme I got the Clap from AMY! | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:37 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Norton ate the ice cube....and I gagged. there's no justice in this world.  I am Joe...Musical Gladiator...I will give the people what thay want... | ||||
| Claire | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 9:48 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Gladiator Joe, you didn't want to "suck a cube" too? ;) That "Between 68 & 70" bit must've been great to see live. Not to mention, the "Digital Preparation"-truly spectacular. Personally, I haven't laughed so damn hard since I saw Brueuer live. Fuckin' Norton KILLED today. May he become even sicker for our listening enjoyment-we can only hope & fear.  Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies Let Evil Knievel get ON the plane,I'm getting IN the plane/I'm moderately neato, thank you. "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray,"Scrooged" | ||||
| Kid Afrika | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:07 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | quote: De Ja-FUCKING-Vu... Joe, did you post that to the tempo of the Patty Duke theme song?
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:54 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | The best way I can think of explaining this is that Norton is like Bizarro Jay Mohr. Jay when he wants to impress a girl and get laid is sweet, sensitive, says exactly the right thing to get her to like him the suave pimp hand. Norton, on the other hand, wanted to get in Montana's pants and his way of saying "I like you" was to eat the cube an awkward pimp hand. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 6-22-01 @ 10:57 PM | ||||
| Whackbag | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 10:58 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 00 | quote: Ha, I was hoping that was coming. I also think that Norton would swallow an umbilical cord and enjoy it. | ||||
| Claire | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:27 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | quote: We'll never know will we. But he will lick the helmet for a cigarette. We're all (rightfully) discussing how twisted he is.. But, again, how fucking funny was he today? Anybody? Bueller? Anybody? Ikea, I know what you mean-but as regards suave vs awkward pimp hand, Montana seemed to enjoy Norton's appreciation of her "Cube" very much. Doesn't that count as suave? In a porn/sick/ pervert kind of way? & yes, Mohr is very suave, right up until the point where he says "SUCK IT!" LOL Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies I'm moderately neato, thank you. "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray,"Scrooged" | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 06-22-2001 @ 11:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Well I couldn't think of the right word for what Norton's pimphand is. I mean for the average person it might seem an awkward attempt at hitting on her but some chicks might like it. The narrator in Fight Club is the man we will be, Patrick Bateman in American Psycho is the man we want to be Eliza Dushku- Hotter Than Britney | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 12:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | God Damn Norton! Remember, if it works, use it. And for Norton, it works. Oh and Norton is funnier than Martling.  OA.com's headhunter and veteran Did I forget to mention I quit smoking? Bear with me folks. Headhunters in training: Nineinchhammer whichwaymediumorrare | ||||
| SeeYouNextTuesday G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Elite Ninja Gaiden Infiltration Unit | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 1:56 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | That IS some sick S. I saw the frosted mini-wheat commercial later last night and lmao. He's the frosted side, right?
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This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm I Mod VG's ass! | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote:NO!!!!...Jim Norton is the Kid Touching pervert...Jeff Norris is the Mini-Wheat  Professional Slacker Currently in need of psychiatric help | ||||
| fbdlingfrg wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Red Wings Captain Cecil JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW! | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | but norris is the frosted side, right? thanks to fez for the pic | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 2:19 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | norton kills every god dam time he is in the studio!? "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Claire | posted on 06-23-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | Ikea, you had a very good point. I just wanted to point out that Jay is smooth to start with, and then progresses to "well, OK, let's get naked"-which is hysterical also. As for the right way to describe Norton's pimp hand-I don't know if human language can express it, judging from the show :) -but it definitely RULED. Graduate from the 'tallica school of newbies I'm moderately neato, thank you. "I seem to be experiencing tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" "Scrape 'em off, Claire"-Bill Murray,"Scrooged" | ||||
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