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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Embarassing moments? | ||||
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| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:36 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01  | I know you guys & gals have some of these moments. I had one of these when I was talking about my mother-in-law & she was standing right behind me. Did I feel like a jerk when I noticed she was there.  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| Arpikarhu Harmless Teddy I wish Maynard was still posting here so I could implant my head up his ass. Needle dick, bear salesman. I think I'm a revolutionary. Actually, I'm a one trick pony. I enjoy C&BT | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:39 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01 | when i was in high school, doing my girlfriend doggy style in her den when her mom walked in. Arpi Karhu Kauppias Forever!!! graduted by CRXGIRL TAKE MY WIFE,PLEASE! AIM- Arpikarhu  | ||||
| Grumpy SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!! | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Dec. 00 | tequila's most embarrassing moment = the 90's.  Don't try this at home kids. Latest member to join my demented family: McBourbon. Be nice or answer to me! And if he screws up let me know at [email protected] | ||||
| funky junk | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:41 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jul. 01 | quote: I've never heard it referred to as a den before, although it seems to work somehow.. Taste my freshness.... | ||||
| mikeWOW | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:42 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | i was caught jaying it by my aunt-- i was in her house. i was 14 and i just started to do it in the bathroom. she walked in and it was never talked about again "i hate people that dont get it!" | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: It was only the late 90's from 1996 - 1999 AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm This message was edited by Tequila on 8-14-01 @ 5:03 PM | ||||
| kevin from ct
| posted on 08-14-2001 @ 4:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | My friend and I were in one room of our apartment in Los Angeles when I casually mention that I would just love to slam the hell out of our hot neighbor (who was having wine with my wife in the other room.) The problem: baby monitor was ON, dickhead | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 7:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Today, when I hit my head on the concrete while rollerblading and an ambulence stopped and took me to the ER. That was pretty fucking embarassing. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| Is Don on the phone? | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 7:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | Don't be embarrased, that's what the ambulance is for. And if only you were wearing a dorky helmet, the EMT's would have just laughed at you a little and been on their way. AIM:isdononthephone | ||||
| Roger | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 7:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Thank you Don, but being in the ER referred to as "The Skater" with a knot the size of my fist on my head and a road rash on my elbow was pretty embarrasing anyway. "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| DR. Buster Hymen | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 8:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Hey Roger, it's a good thing that you didn't hear what we were REALLY saying about you, or else the fall wouldn't have been the embarassing part!!! Only kidding! But do wear that helmet or else you may become Corky or Spaz! DR. Buster Hymen DR. Buster Hymen "Spread Your Legs & Say Aahhh" [email protected] | ||||
| jewdown | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 8:15 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Kevin, isn't that Billy Idol's story. lol Roger, it would have been more embarassing if you were nude. Anyway, hope the knot feels better. "We don't take kindly to not takin' kindly around here." | ||||
| Lil Dirty | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 8:34 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Admitting you go to No Doubt concerts with your white shorts wearing girlfriend. Oh wait that was somebody elses.... Syndication to Tampa when Sick Boy is allowed back on the show. Bubba the Lovesponge Sucks!!!!! | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 8:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | HAving my glass eye fall out right into a bowl of soup at a resturant. Most embarassing tho is when I tell people I know Tequila  Telling people their desire Satan's sitting there, he's smiling Watches those flames get higher and higher Oh no, no, please God help me! | ||||
| RottenVinny I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667. VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome VinnyWS6: I want froys cock! | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:22 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Here is a great example of "Did I say that out loud?" This actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?" "That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return. However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat." -Vinny | ||||
| F the S out of her A | posted on 08-14-2001 @ 11:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Mom woke me in my room. I was naked surrounded by empty Coors Light cans with traces of whipped cream around my junk. I mean - shit! - I would never get caught drinking Coors Light! I moved out shortly thereafter. "You take tuberculosis - my smoking doesn't go over there at all." | ||||
| I Rooned It | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:04 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Probably when I was at work and I had to hang something on the ceiling. I was wearing baggy pants that was falling off and the five co-workers watching (3 were hot girls) saw my boxers with a large skid mark right in the center. One person noticed it and told me about it in front of everyone while I was still on the ladder. I now wear a belt or proper fitting pants wherever I go. You Give Me Head, It Makes it Worse. Take out Your Fucking Retainer, put it in Your Purse. ---Jello Biafra | ||||
| NJopposition | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 12:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | well last year a couple of friends and myself went to go see Kenny Rogers at Count Basie (yea thats right Kenny Rogers, dont even ask its a long ass story) and unfortunately i came down with a bitch of a fever that i think reached 103 somethin by the time i got home, anyway i was getting a little delirious, and everytime he was doing his shtick between songs i kept yellin, "Desperado!!!" as loud as i could and i really thought the 60 year old cowboys there were gonna kick my ass. they didnt and he never played it, just shook his head at me. it was only embarrasing afterwards cuz everyone in the place hated me but i really didnt grasp it til i felt better.... | ||||
| leather-cheerio-face | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 1:35 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | okay, this is a good one. I went to the ticket place in willowbrook mall in jersey, to get tickets for insync for my sister's 15th birthday. I was embarrassed as hell, being a 21 year old strait male and all, and if you don't know the layout of willowbrook, the ticket place is basically right in the center of it. So, I walk up to the booth and lo and behold, one of the hottest girls i've ever seen is working there, when all I usually see there is guys. I ask for the tickets, she says they're sold out. I ask for backstreet boys tickets, she say's they're sold out. I finally just say, "I'm looking for a 15 year old girl." What I meant to say is, "I'm looking for something that would intrest a 15 year old girl", which, in retrospect, doesn't sound much better. I didn't realize what I said at first, and she just stared at me with her mouth wide open. We stare back at each other for a good 30 seconds until suddenlly I realize what I just said. At that moment, a look of sheer horror crosses my face, and, in the middle of the mall, with about 150 people around and the food court directly behind me, I scream, ironically like a 15 year old girl, "NOOOOOOOOO!" I'm pretty sure that's the reason why I moved to philly.  "Me fail english? That's unpossible!" | ||||
| nineinchhammer | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:23 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 00 | when i was just about to give it to my then-girlfreind in the balloon know and she cuts the cheese big time-I mean cheek vibrating stink bomb. talk about a chubby deflater | ||||
| dc118 | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 2:42 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Aug. 01 | i meet a girl in cancun on spring break and get so drunk that as she goes down on me later on , i piss in her mouth and have her spit it up all over the bed (which i guess i deserved), but the embarassing part was explaining it to 4 roomates later on that night -DC "today was a bad day for me, i started drinking my own urine" - American Psycho | ||||
| Dawgs47 | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:05 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Nov. 00 | The worst for me was earlier this summer, my sister and her 2 friends came home and saw me wasted, pissing off my deck. They thought it would be funny to knock on the sliding glass door. It scared the shit out of me, I turned around, Junk in Hand, only to slip on the dog bowl and fall down the stairs. Beer ROCKS Enrolled in the King F-tard school of disobedience | ||||
| Sloatsburgh | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:14 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: What?!?!?! They should know you as Roger? My worst experience was in HS, in religion class taught by a priest. The classroom, I believe was an old converted chapel/church. Anyways it had a 15' ceiling. I'm feeling a slight pain down low, I hold it in, move my butt off of the hardend chair, and figured I would let the release valve go slowly as to not disturb a soul. Nope. A big loud fart that echoed for a second or two.  220, 221, whatever it takes. Showering Carmine with paternal love. | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Sloatsburgh, Was hammer about to do you in the balloon know??? Personally I live in a constant state of embarrasment. | ||||
| ChuckyKnuckles | posted on 08-15-2001 @ 10:47 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Hey Sloats, I feel for you. I drank one too many coffees with my Rasin Bran one morning before mass and I let out a fart that was so loud that the priest stopped his sermon to look up as everyone turned to me. As any loving brother would do I tried to play it off as if it was my little sister 
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