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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The ORIGINAL WDIL over the last year!!! | ||||
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| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:14 PM |    | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00  | k boys and girls, i know you have all been waiting for this... i missed the show today so i gotta hear what they said about it on the encoded SU version (hurry up mulligan ;) ) Over the last year I learned... If you talk about the events of 12/15/00, you might not have a job when you return from vacation... hoo hoo. When the Japanese Titanic hit a riceberg, the Japs put on rifejackets and shot off frares. Hillary took the 'Uck-Truck' when she was in college. It tastes like a mix between buttermilk and Clorox. XFL Gameday was not cancelled, it never existed ... back to you Rusty. Hello? Hello? Hellooooo? Antoinette never did get those concert tickets. Gary Coleman is still on hold. Opie took a napsky. Opie shaves his junk. Jews call them 'schwoogies'. Never open up the spackle buckets on a job site. Norton plays the "Run Around the Park for Erin" game with the kids he's babysitting every Friday night. Bobbing for Dignity is the greatest term for oral EVER… Norton RULES. Lyin' Brian is a pirate. TEEN Musical Dildo Chairs = more gooder. Jay Mohr's wife likes to spank teenage girls. Pre-Teen is more gooder than Teen. If there's grass on the field, PLAY BALL!!! Turn Abner Louima's head sideways and his lips look like a puffy vag. Only Ant's dart stuck in Limo Anthony's back. The first rule of Underwater Fight Club is: YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT UNDERWATER FIGHT CLUB! Black Earl takes the Underground Railroad home every night. Martian abortions prevent crimes. Ol' Dirty's sperm are on jet skis. The body glitter on Ken Stevens came from Melissa. Kimmy from Survivor did Kevin James. Opie got 'The Chick' fired. Uncle Junior swings both ways, men and boys. The popular karaoke song in Bay Ridge is "Daddy's Home"... Angela, comment? Opie's wife STILL hasn't been born yet. Opie takes his blanky to the movies. Stevec won the Sopranos Death Pool. Foundrymusic Daily Dump Sheet was fun while it lasted. "Dancing on the Ceiling" is a popular song at Jewish weddings (when the floor collapsed… its funny cuz its not me). Earl starred in Shrek this summer. Stalker Patti has the posture of a scrotum and the body of a wingless Pterodactyl. Ron Jeremy poked his fingers through Stalker Patty's rawhide. The best place to hide 'E' is in your stash panties. If Earl is the Fire Marshall, O&A are screwed. Its usually A not B. When Anthony's sleeping with his girlfriend, he's more worried about her dying from SIDS than AIDS. If you don't laugh within the first 20 minutes, this probably isn't the show for you, right Rick? If you get the fish eye, don't even try to attempt the Roman Helmet. It will take 1.7 Niggawatts to get "Black to the Future". Pedophiles love Cheeze-its... Stinky's roommate, comment? "Super Cuts" with an N thrown in somewhere describes soccer Moms in mini-vans. Ken Stevens is one of Opie's gay friends. Stalker Patty now looks like a bald ant. How can someone without motion be in promotions... Earl, comment? When getting anal, don't use lube... 'Take it like a champ'. 3 goalies = retard table. Eddie Trunk should call Rush Limbaugh for a new "pointing" job. Dice is being sued by Hanson. Stalker Patty is really just a clever disguise for Super Lady. Opie is 4-0 when it comes to taints. The new pills that make your 'stuff' taste like cherries gives Rick even more incentive to taste his own 'stuff'... FAG!!! Marion's Maxi-Pad looks like an airplane pillow. If you poke a duck in the boob with a golf club you'll get smacked in the head. Washington listeners are leaving like the Taliban from Kabul. According to the equation, the WNEW studios are now -6.5 miles from Ground Zero. Jim Norton will be at The Funnhouse in Poughkeepsie, NY on New Years Eve, (845)838-5331... you WHORE. OR You can spend New Years Eve with Rich Vos at Carolines... ring in the New Year with old jokes. (But I love the guy) I think this list is better than the list I did last year. GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
| Flip | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:39 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Oct. 01 | Fantastic! Too funny! Thank You. | ||||
| Roger | posted on 12-19-2001 @ 7:41 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: That's one of the best I've heard yet! quote: Do ants usually have hair then? Great list.  "One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat." ~ Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene "Hand me the keys, you cocksucker!" "In English, please?" "Excuse me?" "In English." "Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?" | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 1:49 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | I learned that even though my WDIL thread was started earlier, your thread is more gooder. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| FoundryMusicHummercash | posted on 12-20-2001 @ 2:11 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | I learned this is probably the only thread in WILT to ever get a 5 star rating. :) GO DOWNLOAD MY WTC TRIBUTE MOVIE!!! You can also download my SCREENSAVER. | ||||
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