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mulligan
FTP....what's an FTP? Do I know you? Are you currently employed by Infinity Broadcasting or the FBI?		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:07 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
1 You can tell by the stench that is comin’ from her trench,

2 You can tell by the red, that you should’ve gone for head,

3 You can tell by the blister that you should’ve used her sister,

4 You can tell from the frown that you’re gona go for brown,

5 You can tell by the string that you’re gona go for ring,

6 You can tell by the pad that she’s gona leave you mad,

7 You can tell by the string that you’ll earn your red wings,

8 You can tell when it comes that you’re in for no fun,

9 You can tell by the puss that she’s gona throw a fuss,

10 You can tell by the bitchin’ that you’re gona stick to kissin,

11 When the Mydol comes out, you know all she’ll do is pout,

12 You know when she’s late, you should’ve masterbate,








This message was edited by mulligan on 2-14-02 @ 3:17 PM
Drunken Tom
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
yYou can tell by her look that you'll end up reading a book.

ImpactRadio
If Men bled, Tampons would be FREE!!		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:25 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
You can tell by the blood, she's having a flood...

Had to try!






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I woke up in a dream today, To the cold of the static, and put my cold feet on the floor, Forgot all about yesterday, Remembering I'm pretending to be where I'm not anymore, A little taste of hypocrisy, And I'm left in the wake of the mistake, slow to react, Even though you're so close to me, You're still so distant, And I can't bring you back...


barch97
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WOW Forum Ambassador		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:26 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 00
"just when you thought you were out... they drag you back in[to the barrel]"



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LingRLonger
You want back-up's... I've got back-up's...		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
1. You best believe me, she's really a "C".

2. Got outta the bed if I ain't gettin' head.

3. Get rid of that stench, you God awful wench.

4. Get your ass in gear, go get me a beer



Sweetnfeisty8
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 3:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
BOYS WILL BE BOYS!!!! :rolleyes:



"You don't know me, you just wish you did" Sweets :)
mulligan
FTP....what's an FTP? Do I know you? Are you currently employed by Infinity Broadcasting or the FBI?		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:14 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:
4. Get your ass in gear, go get me a beer


And don't even think about sleeping in the bed tonight because it is cold and I want all the sheets!!


Drunken Tom
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:16 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
If at first she doesn't use mace, she might pee in your face.

mulligan
FTP....what's an FTP? Do I know you? Are you currently employed by Infinity Broadcasting or the FBI?		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:
If at first she doesn't use mace, she might pee in your face.


You really should try drinking less


Drunken Tom
posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

You really should try drinking less

Thats like asking the Pope to pray less...it's just not going to happen.

Joey1120
SHOW ME MULE!!!!		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Mulligan, I love that Tampax costume. I wish I could add something witty to you list, but I'm on the other side on this one. I do like the costume, though.

Joey
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posted on 02-14-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
it's just not going to happen.



Anyone else reminded of Ant's Don West impression?





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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU 		posted on 02-14-2002 @ 8:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
If it looks like old hash, it must be her gash....

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"



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