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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: 5 of the 7 Signs of the Apocalypse
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 7:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Wow...

In the last three days I have gotten quite a few e-mails from people asking me for help with SU, or changing Real Media files or message board protocol. I am pleased at punch to help you all out and wouldn't think of giving you any guff (we don't stand for that malarkey in SU, but I think we need to clarify who am I:

1) I am a dick.

2) I abuse others almost as frequently as I abuse myself.

3) I am a nasty fuck.

4) I am as computer literate as Stevie Wonder.

5) My opinion on any matters mean nothing, but I will express them freely.

6) Did I piss you off? Then I'm a-smiling!

7) I am self-serving. Any acts of kindness I perform, I do with an ulterior motive.

8) I am protective of my friends on here BECAUSE they are my friends. Do not assume that YOU are my friend.

9) I get to fire people for a living and find that the most enjoyable part of my job.

and finally...... 10) I don't get laid and it makes me awfully cranky.

Now, you can keep e-mailing me and I will always try to respond civilly. However, BE WARNED. Communicating with me is like going on a travelling carnival roller coaster : it may be a fun ride OR you may end up smeared on the asphalt. It's a crap-shoot.

Oh, and has anyone heard from Red Camaro this year? Is he still with us?

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 7:55 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
I think this was kinda implied but, you might need to clarify... Do we have permision to masturbate to your WOWs or not?



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
You know I'd always take a load for you, my little non-dairy creamer!

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:23 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
excuse me sir TJ; are we friends??? Please!



Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
I don't know about THAT....but you have my respect. You seem to have a kindred sardonic wit.

I even have to admit Dice is starting to make me laugh....in a GOOD way!


"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
kindredbabe
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I don't get laid

quote:

I am a nasty fuck

Am I the only one to see the correlation here? ;)


Thank You, Barch

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by chance have six fingers on your right hand?

Do you always start your conversations that way?
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
HE LIKES ME< HE REALLY LIKES ME

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IM NOT A HANGER ON ANYMORE, i DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE

barch- sorry about the caps but i was so excited


Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE


This message was edited by alxelgr8 on 3-5-02 @ 10:33 PM
Canadian Tool
I wish I still had the « barch gave me...
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IM NOT A HANGER ON ANYMORE, i DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE




So can we call you douchebag now? ;)

I think you made it there earlier today, when in another thread you hit the REPLY button 5 times!



CRTC Free Radio

alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:45 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
i hit reply 5 times cause i could never see my post. Could any of you see it?



Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE
Canadian Tool
I wish I still had the « barch gave me...
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 10:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Hell no I couldn't see it. That's why I asked you to post it one more time.




CRTC Free Radio



This message was edited by Canadian Tool on 3-5-02 @ 10:52 PM
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
hey if thats sarcasm ---> wow i feel like an ass, i still can't see it now

if not--> im confused



Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Does anyone else feel cheated here? He gets to post all this crap and he doesn't even have to see it... Life can be so unfair.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 9:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
If only Booda suffered from the same affliction......

"Ladies and gentlemen, heed my advice. Take down your pants and slide on the ice!"
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
hey guys real sorry if i posted the sam ething like a ton of times... i don't know why the fuck I'm having this problem, it really sux... appearently it sux more for you guys



Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 9:48 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
In light of the last couple of days,doesn't this all seem to make more sense now?

Shit-storms are created in my wake!!
alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 03-18-2002 @ 10:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Not really... in fact im more confused

Note; I have many as yet un-named learning disabilities

perhaps something in big bold letters where everything is spelled out



Q: What does it mean to be a newbie in SU??
A: Well basically I'm that tiny guy on OZ that gets fucked by everyone.

"I HAVE A DREAM... that some day all newbies and regulars will be able to post together and not be judged by the number of their posts but by the content humor and character of thier ideas."
TOOL-4-LIFE
Boodadude
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 12:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

If only Booda suffered from the same affliction......
?????

TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 03-19-2002 @ 8:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Booda, you're picking an old post to be worried about. We're cool now.

I was referring to the original post and the shit-storm that happened over in GD.

Shit-storms are created in my wake!!



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