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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:02 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
...underground are we talking about, folks? Does it run directly under the pavement? The core of the earth isn't involed in this equation, is it? Are there diggers? Do you guys wear those nifty little hats with the headlights on top? If so, can I have one? I just wanna be like a foreman or something. You guys seem real nice, and Barch is doing quite well for himself. One last thing...I've got to know the secret handshake av8er's constantly bragging about! Thanks, guys. You rock! SU 4EVA!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
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It was LARGE, I swear.
Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE
Hey, smell my head!
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:23 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
7 1/4 inches



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
pnigga
well...I feel like an ass now
"wading in the genetic pool of vomit"
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 5:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
official handshake?

I'm sure it involves a fist.

Contact Barch for details.

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TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 7:04 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
YOU want to be a foreman?? We have plenty of bosses around here. You can't shoot for the top my friend.

How'd you like to mow my lawn, eh? Eh?

I came back. Why? Because you're all wonderful and frankly, so am I.
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
They move through granite like it's air. Tunneling and nurishing themselves on the rock's minerals. Then they all die off every 30,000 years after laying silicon modules which will eventually hatch to repopulate the species. One stays behind to look after the modules and teaches them once they are born. That "one" being barch. TJ just hatched about 6 months ago. He's coming along almost as nicely as av8er.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

alxelgr8
Oblivious to all things...PERIOD!!!!
...including this status.
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:36 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
how deep??? TWO FUCKING FINGERS DEEP... from Barch



***** SU CRACKHEAD*****
I don't know... I don't even know what I'm doing here

Periods...I don't need no stinkin periods...
TOOL-4-LIFE


This message was edited by alxelgr8 on 5-10-02 @ 11:38 PM
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 3:20 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Alkey... remind me to slap you... again.... & again... & again... thanks....





IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 05-11-2002 @ 4:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I like DIG's answer.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
It was LARGE, I swear.
TJLamb0518
Just another dick making a comeback
The Dr. Seuss of SU
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 6:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

TJ just hatched about 6 months ago



SIX MONTHS??? Try EIGHTEEN!! Damn, boy, your timing is almost as bad as the REAL Dice's!

No fuckin' respect......AND I'M WHITE!!!

I came back. Why? Because you're all wonderful and frankly, so am I.
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!


This message was edited by BIV on 5-11-02 @ 9:23 PM
BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:11 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
quote:

...underground are we talking about, folks? Does it run directly under the pavement? The core of the earth isn't involed in this equation, is it? Are there diggers? Do you guys wear those nifty little hats with the headlights on top? If so, can I have one? I just wanna be like a foreman or something. You guys seem real nice, and Barch is doing quite well for himself. One last thing...I've got to know the secret handshake av8er's constantly bragging about! Thanks, guys. You rock! SU 4EVA!

Oh!!...You said diggers, my mistake, carry on.


Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

Oh!!...You said diggers, my mistake, carry on.


Actually I take great offense to the connotations of that term.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!

BIV
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xenophobe Defense Brigade
totally lacks teh funney
Brine shrimp is more interesting than I am.
The only thing that will get rid of my shitty status is another board wipe or a series of blowjobs.
I am one uninformed hound.
posted on 05-11-2002 @ 9:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02



Thanx to Rageparty for the SigPic!
I'm still a sad, poor bastard without a computer.
THE BIV
The Seattle Mariners are now 25 and 10
C'mon, Boston isn't that tough!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 1:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I always wanted to be a digger.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 1:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
I'm hung like a digger.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 2:06 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
I'm not up to date on hung diggers...

I'm sure a hung digger is a hum-dinger of a digger.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 2:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
That uppity digger went and hit me on the head with a shovel.

Up yours digger.

I'd like to give a laurel... and hearty welcome to our new.... digger.

The sheriff is a digger!



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 05-16-2002 @ 2:26 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Y'all don't wanna hire any diggers, that's all.






WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
JYD 4 LIFE...shut 'em down, open up shop!
Subzero: YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON AND HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS MESSAGE BOARD, LET ALONE THIS PLANET! PLEASE GO NOW! EXIT STAGE LEFT! I WILL NEVER LET YOU RESPOND WITHOUT REMINDING YOU OF THESE FACTS!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-16-2002 @ 11:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Diggaz 4 Life, baby.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...
av8er
OA.com's taint with wings.
The only person to have a 20 double post
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Exactly how far......underground are we talking about?






Any deeper than that and we risk hitting major utility lines. That wouldn't be good.




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AMY IS MY BITCH!



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 05-17-2002 @ 11:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:


Damn, you could fit Alkey's penis in there like three times.



JYD4Life... get at me dog...



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