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VooDude
posted on 08-20-2001 @ 10:50 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
As a "used to be" Stern fan, I still can't help tuning in to his show, not for enjoyment, but to watch his demise. It's like watching a train wreck. Today he had on "put me in a movie because I have my dad's name" Freddy Prinze Jr. All this clown did was plug his new movie, and Stern let him get away with it. Howard has become a regular Oprah. I wonder if he will start doing Book Of The Month.


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posted on 08-21-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
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For a second there Voodude, I thought you were referring to Howard having jungle fever and banging Oprah.
Oh well, this just gives us an idea about how tired Coward is.



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posted on 08-21-2001 @ 9:35 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
All Howard does on is show is talk to celebrities who plug their movies! Its so fucking stupid! He wont last much longer.

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Who the hell is this guy?
posted on 08-23-2001 @ 3:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Stern does Oprah

What are u talking about VooDude, this thread has nothing to do with Stern having sex with Oprah. Now that would be cringe radio.

we dont hang out in you garbage so please dont trash our message board

Suburban Sperm Distributor
posted on 08-25-2001 @ 12:56 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
just the thought of anyone having sex with Oprah is cringing and well debilitating to the creativity in one's mind......ouch.....
I wouldn't wish that upon anyone, not even has been radio "shock jocks".
the only thing he shocks is us into boredom

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posted on 08-25-2001 @ 1:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
There are only two good things that ever came out of Oprah. Oprah Jimfrey on the Man Show where she shits whole cupcakes and the Oprah's boyfriend sketch on the TV Funhouse.

It's kind of sad really. Stern was once on the fringe. The type of guy press agents wouldn't send their clients too because of fear he'd ask either a) questions not relating to the movie, b) hard questions or c) embarassing questions. Today, Howard has become nothing more than a press junket whore.

People say that Howard gets better guests. No he doesn't. He gets bigger names just for the sake of getting a big name to get ratings for his show. Bigger doesn't necessarily mean better. I'd much rather prefer a Z level celebrity that actually fits in the show than a B or A (is FPJ considered a B list or A list?) lister who runs off after two breaks to do another faceless host in a line of boring, repetitve questions. You may have gotten Julia Roberts Howard, but that means shit to people who care about quality.



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posted on 08-26-2001 @ 3:25 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
Next up for Stern: He'll be seen wearing a gay cowboy hat and get injured falling off a horse.

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posted on 08-26-2001 @ 7:41 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
How sad and pathetic that this is what he turned into.A divorced, unfunny 50 year old doing a radio show. His sense of humor and what is deemed funny, creative, on the edge and popular in this day and age is up to par with Scott Muni. Stern should just die and get in the coffin already.

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posted on 08-26-2001 @ 7:48 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Did anyone happen to catch his show on Thurs. morning? Some of the funniest shit I've ever heard. Beetlejuice was up in Syracuse banging a prostitute, she was on the phone with Stern while he was pounding away. That little bastard lasted over an hour. It was some funny shit. Stern does have his moments.

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beddbuggeddy
posted on 09-03-2001 @ 3:05 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
Motherfucker, nobody fucks with Stern. O&A are good sometimes...but they can't fuck with the man. Quit rooting for the underdog, just because you're one, motherfucker.

have a good night, motherfucker
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posted on 09-03-2001 @ 3:24 AM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Hmm I wonder wht is up with this guy? Lets check the Books:

beddbuggeddy
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Im thinkin its that hes from sacramento...but i could be wrong..





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beddbuggeddy
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 1:15 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
772 posts?!

Your Ma has to be proud. It's good to see what a Brooklyn education can do for you.

Now I see why O&A have more of an appeal for you. Howard has a dumb audience, in general, but O&A's...makes "Hank the Angry Dwarf" look like a fuckin' Rhodes Scholar.

pussy!

have a good night, motherfucker
IrishAlkey
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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 2:50 AM      
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quote:

Now I see why O&A have more of an appeal for you. Howard has a dumb audience, in general, but O&A's...makes "Hank the Angry Dwarf" look like a fuckin' Rhodes Scholar.


Hey cocksmoker, why the fuck are you here? And what the fuk is up your already overly stretched out ass from me shoving my meat in like it was my job to pack sausage? What's wrong, has the milk you're sucking out of your mother's fat ass tits gone rotten and put you in a cranky mood? If you don't like the atmoshphere around here, then get the fuk out...I don't remember you being personally invited. You like Stern, then listen to him, have a blast, and while you're listening I prey that the worst earthquake ever hits Sacremento and you're buried alive with every deuche bag, cum-guzzling member of your'e family. Have a nice fukin day. I know I will. :)



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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 9-6-01 @ 2:56 AM
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posted on 09-06-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
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isint it usually the adopter protecting the adoptee, and not vice versa?


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VooDude
posted on 09-06-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
beddbuggeddy, please post some more of your crap, we need to get a mods attention and get you banned. Actually, they'll probably let you hang around for a few days so that you can be ass-raped before leaving....please post more


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beddbuggeddy
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 1:49 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
"IrishAlkey"? Another proud listener. End it already!

I'm here because your mother wants me to keep you occupied while she's giving my partner a blow-job. I'm next.

Next time quote the sounds of my dick as it echoes through your ass.

I'm here to destroy.

You'd better have me banned, little boy.

Oh, yeah!...Howard Stern.

have a good night, motherfucker
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 1:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
You made my day! I can't tell ya how glad I am to here from ya again buddy. Only come out at nite? Why is that, do your mom's footsteps wake you up outta your little car bed with the horn on it while she tries to sneak in from a hard day's work of sukin off strangers? if you insist on using "moms" as a retort please try and make it funny. I'm sorry to see your still alive but since you are please allow me to verbally penetrate you as only I can...ahem...you are a mindless sheep who hasn't had an original thought since the day you accidentally wormed your way into your mothers egg. It's ashame you didn't end up on a bedsheet like the rest of your siblings that nite. And yes I am a proud listener, but what doesn't make me a cock slurping, jizz dripping off my chin faggot like yourself is the fact that I don't shove my points of view down everyone else's throats. Oh, but wait, I forgot, you've made it where you are today by having things shoved down your throat. I apologize. Have a fukin great day and try not to infect anyone with the HIV. :)



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Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
beddbuggeddy
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:11 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
"Somebody tell him to stop saying those bad things. He's saying mean things. Mod! Mod! Ban him! He doesn't belong here! He's upsetting us, huh, guys?"

"We're the cool ones, right guys?!"

Not only are you guys dumber, you're bigger pussy's too!

But you all talk a big game. You all sound the same with the same jargon and wanna-be macho delivery of phrase (if you could call it a phrase).

You're entertaining though. Shooting ducks...

How's that for a butt thrashing?

Howard Stern.

have a good night, motherfucker
beddbuggeddy
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
With you, I rest my case.

have a good night, motherfucker
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:15 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
If I may quote Opie:

quote:

eeeeeerrrrr herherherherherherhereherher


Your ass thrashings blow. It's probably better you don't want to contribute positively to this site cuz you wouldn't last a fukin second.



"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:19 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You're entertaining though. Shooting ducks...


I apologize for using another post for this but, what the fuck does this mean?




"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)
beddbuggeddy
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:42 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
"Irish",I just viewed a bunch of postings by you concerning the sorry state of your dick(Whoops!!). Is that what you mean by positive contribution?

It's all in good fun. Fret not, my little friend.

The entire quote is "Shooting ducks in a barrel". It means you're easy to hit.

I guess that I'm just slumming it, but I don't appreciate people talkin' smack about the "King Of All Media". He is so much more funny and original than your O&A; although, I enjoy them also on rare occasion.
'Nuff said!

have a good night, motherfucker
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 09-07-2001 @ 2:52 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Actually, that is what I mean by a positive contribution, because unlike your posts, that one actually entertained some people rather than make them want to wedge an icepick into their temple. Just to prove your a total jizz bucket, if you don't like people "talkin' smack" (fukin wigger...ding ding ding) then why did you bother entering these premesis in the first place? Are you the chosen one who will lead us valiently into the nite? Should we take head in your prophetic words oh Nostradamus and refain from our vile ways? Teach me all wise and knowing sac-licker so that I may be as infallible as thow art. Actually, scratch that and do me a favor...the next time you take a shower, bring the toaster with you.



"Can you see every painful detail of my muscular phsyique?"

Freshmen at Austin U...where only the strong survive!...good lookin' for the sig pic graphics Austin :)


This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 9-7-01 @ 3:04 AM
beddbuggeddy
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 3:08 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Sep. 01
Actually, you are the perfect candidate to follow my words of wisdom. I can't say that about everybody, but you I am sure of. And you know this, insecure one.

Guten Nacht
VooDude
posted on 09-07-2001 @ 9:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

Mod! Mod! Ban him!

**sigh** You are so tiring.

You are such a vast reservoir of ignorance. Why don't you find a Hoo Hoo Howie board to play on? Why do you waste your energy here? Don't like O&A?...If you take a look at your radio, you will see some little buttons, press one of them....PRESTO!!! Now you're ok.

Do you think that you're the only dumb-ass that has ever come here and posted the "somebody else is great, and I'm a really tough guy" non-sense? You will be banned, but only because we will get tired of hearing the some old stuff from another punk who hides behind a computer. Here's a hint, be a LITTLE original in your posts, and you may be around long enough to get a real fight. I realize that you only have one brain cell, but fire that sucker up and see what you can do....come on tough guy...


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This message was edited by VooDude on 9-7-01 @ 9:19 PM



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