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Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 8:28 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
On todays show at 825 am, Howie claims to have given the idea for "The Osbournes" to ozzy himself. He is also whining that he got no credit!
What has this tool NOT invented! What a deek!
Canweseeyourstuff
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 8:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
yeah I heard it too what a fucking whinny piece of shit HOO HOO I inventing whinning



This message was edited by Canweseeyourstuff on 3-8-02 @ 8:45 AM
Norton's Victim
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 8:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I invented Ozzy, hoo hoo.

What an asshole. can anyone do anything that is not going to be called an "original Stern idea". Why not have a reality show following around Stern. That would be funny. It would just be him whinning and making gag orders.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
datstinks
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

What has this tool NOT invented!



well, we all know stern invented sex. so none of us would be here if it weren't for him. thank you howie, penis





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E
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:23 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
He's still crying about not getting an Oscar nomination. And his movie should be in the book of the greatest movies. And he's dead friggin' serious! Now THAT'S funny!





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Douchie
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
its true lol

when ozzy was on that show a while ago..he talked about tour busses that stop at his house and just walk in to ozzy's house..stern suggested they put cameras in his house and film the madness



This message was edited by Douchie on 3-8-02 @ 9:27 AM
slickash1
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:40 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Well, PP was a good movie, but dear lord this man has an ego problem. Like Ron said the other night, "He invented talking into a microphone"

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Missile Command
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 00
i hear hes still fighting for his props in the development of electricity


See you space cowboy...

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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:51 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

He's still crying about not getting an Oscar nomination.



How hard is it to act like yourself?

Yeah Howard, you deserve an Oscar, you played, you. What a stretch.



Norton's Victim
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Yeah Howard, you deserve an Oscar, you played, you. What a stretch.


I invented autobiographies, hoo hoo.

I will admit it was a pretty funny movie though. Unfortunatley it marked the beginning of the end. His acting ability wasn't that great. Personally, I think Anthony played a better Stern when he was talking about the divorce.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
IkeaBoy
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 10:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
I didn't hear but sadly, I believe this claim. And even if he DID say it off handed, imagining that Ozzy would actually remember it shows how delusional he is. Next thing you'll know, he'll claim he wrote a script during Caddyshack whose ideas was stolen to become Ghostbusters.

As for Private Parts, it wasn't the worst movie (albeit more fictional than Star Wars) but I do remember him saying how he was robbed of an Oscar nomination in all earnesty. HE WASN'T THAT GOOD. The only person in the movie who was worth any sort of accolades was Paul GIametti as Pig Vomit.




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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jun. 01
Hoo

Hoo

... What a dick. Now his whining is just getting even more rediculous.



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opak
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 10:18 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: May. 00
I heard he was bitching about Marconi not giving him any credit either.


No fucking sig cuz yet another place wont allow linking...FU YAHOO
slickash1
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 10:19 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, it really is nauseating to hear people take credit for things. Remember how he was going to slaughter SNL with his Sat show? I wonder if he blames it's failure on everyone that owns a Nielsen box.

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ewwfahh's beer
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 10:44 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Actually, Stern did more than just suggest the idea. I remember listening to that interview. It was right before he did an interview with Paulie Mac from the Beatles.

Howard asked Ozzy if he could even DO the show on his production company, so, I hate to say it but Howard has a valid point here.

Give me more beer
red rocket
Secret Sex Chat
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

I will admit it was a pretty funny movie though.
I thought the movie was terrible. I listened to Stern allot back then and I thougth it was still really bad. He only made that movie to try to save his marrage. Oo I own everything to my wife but then I don't even bother to work it out.
Hoo Hoo Hoo I invented Iron Man.


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Norton's Victim
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 10:55 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Howard asked Ozzy if he could even DO the show on his production company, so, I hate to say it but Howard has a valid point here.


If you watched the Osbournes, the day he performed on Leno was October 12 (right when his new album came out). The Howard interview was on October 18. HE WAS ALREADY MAKING THE SHOW when he was on Howard. This is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard. Do you know how long it takes to set-up and get ready a show like this? Howard has no point. He is just a whinny bitch.



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
ewwfahh's beer
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 11:06 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

If you watched the Osbournes, the day he performed on Leno was October 12 (right when his new album came out). The Howard interview was on October 18.


Well, I don't think this was the first time Howard suggested the idea, just the first time he suggested to make it.

Whoa whoa... Why do people care about Howard so much, isn't this the O&A board?

Give me more beer
av8er
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 11:12 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey NV...that's actually scary that you took the time to find out when ozzy was on howard...




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


Norton's Victim
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 11:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Whoa whoa... Why do people care about Howard so much, isn't this the O&A board?


Actually, this pisses me off because I am a big Ozzy fan. Besides that, why the hell have like 5 Stern fans/O&A haters joined in the last day. Was ste cloned?



"What have we done with innocence. It disappeared with time, it never made much sense. Adolescent resident. Wasting another night on planning my revenge. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. All this time to make amends, what do you do when all your enemies are friends. Now and then I'll try to bend, under pressure wind up snapping in the end. One in ten, one in ten, one in ten. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident. I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Tell me, tell me, tell me. One last thing before I quit I never wanted any more than I could fit into my head. I still remember every single word you said and all the shit that somehow came along with it. Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was always caged and now I'm free. Don't want to be your monkey wrench, one more indecent accident I'd rather leave than suffer this, I'll never be your monkey wrench. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench fall in, fall out. Don't want to be your monkey wrench." - Foo Fighters
"Lord help me, I'm just not that bright" - Homer J. Simpson
PeterDragon
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 11:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
ewwfahh's beer,
The reason everyone here bitches about Stern saying he invented something is he says he invented everything. If he was the inspiration to Ozzie, nobody'd believe him because he is the boy who cried wolf.

I'll give him some credit for "Private Parts" - I enjoyed it, although there was a shitload of facts changed for movie purposes, and as Ikea boy pointed out, he was upset that he wasn't nominated for an oscar for playing himself. Probably a 3 star movie, which is pretty good considering the topic.


av8er
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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 11:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Was ste cloned?




Bite your tounge!!!




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Let's take a blast to the moon baby

I sit around wishing you well

How I'm craving you, yeah!

Every time I'm near you

I always wanna swallow you down

I'll be right here if ya' need me

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?

Let's take a trip to the stars far away

Where were you when I was down?

Staring into the dead

My pain is caused by my pleasure

My soul mate lives in your body

I can't get you out of my head

It never goes away

In my life, I'll need you here, don't ask why

I'll never disappear

In your eyes you can bid me farewell

But don't ever try to understand the situation

Why is it everyday that I feel the pain?


DaYellowJuandasun
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 11:40 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
WOW more people who hate Howard yet listen and know all these details!! i love you guys!!

"listen mister if you shut up i'm gonna kick 100%of your ASS!!"
Dan
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jul. 00
Stern has his own production company. If it was truly his idea, he has no right to bitch because he could have just done it himself. That fact that he's bitching about it now just points to the fact that he fucked up.

You never hear him bragging about how he had the idea for "Son of the Beach" or "Doomsday"

I respect what Howard's done and think he does a good radio show, but he's a whiny bastard when it comes to this stuff. He honestly thinks everything he touches to gold. He says he will kick Dave's ass if they pick him for The Late Show (which will never happen because it's all just Dave using the media for $ anyway). But, the fact is his CBS Sat Show couldn't beat SNL or MadTV and now he expects to beat Letterman, Leno, and Blind Date. He needs someone in his life to bring him down off his ego trip. Unless, of course, he plays that all up for the radio cause he knows his sheep will follow him. Either he's an idiot or incredibly saavy. I'm betting on the latter.

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posted on 03-08-2002 @ 4:28 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
$20 bucks says Stern is either gonna be found in his bathtub dead with his wrists slit and the words "You ripped me off" written in blood on the wall or Found bludgeoned to death on the LIE right in front of his limo by Opie as Op screams, "That's whqat I think about your whining, and that's what I think about you, crybaby!"



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