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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: The Humor of Don and mIke | ||||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:37 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | Since I realized a lot of D&M fans come in this forum I figured I'd ask- exactly what do/have Don and Mike done that warrants them to be considered as good as you make them? How have they broken new ground? How are they funny? What have they done that O&A have ripped off? I'm not doing this to tool on people or anything, I seriously want to know exactly what the appeal/credentials of Don and Mike are.  "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." | ||||
| usagirl21 | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | I have listened to Don and Mike for 14 years, since they were a morning zoo. They used to be like Opie and Anthony, they were always willing to push people over the edge and do outrageous things. Mike really does do terrific impressions, and he used them often to make fun of whatever the current hot topic was. Now, they're just old. The fans of Don and Mike are still fans b/c they're used to them. It's what a lot of us grew up with (in DC). I've said it before, I thought they were still funny until I discovered Opie and Anthony. *****************************  Yes, the WOW was MS-Painted on | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:44 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | They like having sex with farm animals. | ||||
| okterrific23 | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:14 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 00 | quote: ...and they also like to fart on the air.  | ||||
| 1newfan Douche-bag When I'm banned, which will happen soon, it is because I said this stupid shit: "The reason why...Planes were flown into the WTC and Pentagon is because of the true assholes everyone of you are acting like. Its people like the ones on this board and Opie and Anthony why people of the world hate America." | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:20 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | Lets be honest here. The 2 shows are completely different. I do enjoy listening to both shows. But it does get old when people keep ripping something you enjoy apart. Don and mike do a show with many different parts to it, and different bits. O and A do a show where they hang out and comment on things they read in the paper or saw on tv or maybe comment on somthing that happened to them dirrectly. comparing these 2 shows is like comparing a toasted quiznos sub to a non toasted sub. Apples and Oranges. To me, they are both funny and unfunny at times. If you dont find humor in one show or the other, the obvious answer is to just not listen. Yeah ive said some dumb shit on this board, but there have been others on different boards saying some dumb shit too. I dont know, Just having fun dicking around here in all honesty This message was edited by 1newfan on 3-8-02 @ 1:30 PM | ||||
| Canweseeyourstuff | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:26 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Humor of don and mike isn't that an oxymoron | ||||
| datstinks | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Nov. 01 | quiznos rocks, there is one by my house. i sorta think don and mike are funny cause they are stupid and i find stupid funny at times. + radio in D.C. blows shit wholes during the day, and im sick of my C.D.s so my options are limited 'send transmission from the one armed scissor' -ATDI | ||||
| SpawnOfStern | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 7:02 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Dec. 01 | quote: Oh, I guess I just caught the ones he sucks at. NO HOTLINKING SIGS, THANKS. HOST IT YOURSELF. AND IF YOU DO, SHRINK IT. This message was edited by FollowThisLogic on 3-8-02 @ 9:49 PM | ||||
| QuickStop I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status... Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!? G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team | posted on 03-08-2002 @ 9:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | i dont like their personalities, or when they start yelling "D.A." at callers. thats just stupid and they usually do it for long periods of time. But when they have a prepared bit which may involve an impression (which are not nearly as good as Ant's) or something, they are funny. their contests suck, they suck, but sometimes they do funny bits  AIM | E-MAIL | ||||
| Dino_D | posted on 03-11-2002 @ 2:05 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | I listened to the show for 10 years. What I used to like, was when they fought with callers on the air. Now they don't even do that anymore. The show is a sinking ship.They don't care about their listeners. When they have naked girls in they won't even put them up on the web for their fans. When the show is compared to O&A, it really falls short. They can be successful in DC because DC is a pansy white collar town which is ringed by hick, redneck suburbs like Manassas and Waldorf. Take a guy from one of those towns and drop him off in New York or Philly and he'll never make it home. | ||||
| Norton's Victim | posted on 03-11-2002 @ 4:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | You know what is humorous about Don and Mike? The fact that they feel that they are above 9/11. They wouldn't talk about the goddamn documentary. Okay, sure, it had some drawbacks. It was sponsored by Nextel and there was some self serving bullshit, but it was VERY little. It was well done and a very good tribute. I'd much rather hear a fat ass talk through a harmonizer pretending to be a baby as opposed to the problems facing our world. Jesus Christ. If O&A can set time aside, then ANYONE can. (Don't go to CNN for dick jokes, don't come to us for the news). It is ridiculous to bad mouth that documentary. Fuck them. | ||||
| Se7en | posted on 03-11-2002 @ 5:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | i dont like their personalities, or when they start yelling "D.A." at callers. thats just stupid and they usually do it for long periods of time. They may be the WORST radio jocks on the planet when it comes to yelling at callers. Don essentially has 3 words - "dumbass" (but I guess their new, hip way of saying it is D.A.), "douche bag", or for the ladies - "bitch". Listen to the man argue, and those are the only words you'll hear. It's pathetic. And Mike is a rather shitty impressionist. He can do two good impressions, and that's it: Regis & Larry King. Neither are really that relevant anymore either. As for today's D&M show (you'll get this if you heard the first 10 minutes) - please, why couldn't it have been the stairs.  "Being a bastard WORKS." --Spider Jerusalem | ||||
| PressureUnderFire
| posted on 03-11-2002 @ 9:58 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | I have never once listened to O&A and thought that they stole anything from Don and Mike (now, Howard is a different story, but you didn't ask about that!) The similarities are that they are two white guys, who seem to like each other, do a four hour radio show five days a week, and need to fill that time in a way that will make people want to listen. The talent on both shows seem to have good chemestry. But, deep down, the two shows are just different. D&M have just been doing this for a lot longer, that's all. So it's natural that shit they did has been done before, or after, and maybe better. What they can say, that O&A will never be able to say, is that they actually beat Howard Stern in the ratings when they went head to head. Don and Mike also seem to have a better grasp of satire; when Don yells at someone on the phone, listeners know he's got a big smile on his face, laughing his ass off. When Opie gets into a rave out, you actually believe he would kill the person; when he calls a woman a bitch or a whore, you believe that he means it, and wouldn't give a shit if a 14 year old listener went out and raped her. There - that's a perspective. All of that said, ANYONE who thinks this on air feud between O&A and D&M is anything but staged for ratings is either retarded or prepubescent...or both. This is classic radio shit. It's the kind of crap Don and Mike have been doing for years (shit they even admit to, 10 years down the road), and it wouldn't be so damn obvious with O&A if they didn't just go through this same bullshit with Howie last year. The only original talent at WNEW is RON AND FEZ. If this feud does turn out to be legit, hey are stupid, though, for pinning their hopes on O&A. Don and Mike, for being two fat, old douche bags, actually have the ear of managment there (even higher than Ken or Jeremy), and no matter how much you keep bitching and complaining, they are not going anywhere. O&A, on the other hand, are desperate for the phat Howard time slot that was promised them across the network, and they are bitter as two spanked little bitches when they learned that their ONLY use to Infinity and CBS was to be used as chum to get Howard to re-up again. Just as CBS used Howard to get David Letterman to resign, they used O&A to get Howard to come back. They will feel like complete morons (if they don't already) when Howard resigns AGAIN in a couple of years, there-by damning them in afternoon drive for the rest of their pathetic "show us your tits" careers! TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT DON AND MIKE! That will be OPIE AND ANTHONY in 15 years!!!! RON AND FEZ RULE! O&A ARE PUNK LOSERS!! (The only thing dumber than O&A are O&A Fans!) That "These are things I look for in the young MD | ||||
| Se7en | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 12:23 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 01 | What they can say, that O&A will never be able to say, is that they actually beat Howard Stern in the ratings when they went head to head. Probably because O&A have never been on in Howard's time slot. And they never will be, because Stern is too chicken shit, hence the no-compete clause. Don and Mike also seem to have a better grasp of satire; when Don yells at someone on the phone, listeners know he's got a big smile on his face, laughing his ass off. Does he? Don doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. He has no better grip on satire than any other morning zoo personality, which is what he is. When Opie gets into a rave out, you actually believe he would kill the person; when he calls a woman a bitch or a whore, you believe that he means it, and wouldn't give a shit if a 14 year old listener went out and raped her. Sorry, didn't know you were an expert on Opie. Apparently you're a mind-reader, who can see right inside his head. All of that said, ANYONE who thinks this on air feud between O&A and D&M is anything but staged for ratings is either retarded or prepubescent...or both. Staged by who? Management? Don and Mike? Maybe them, but not by O&A. O&A don't give a shit about cross-promoting with D&M, hence the fact that they've had members of EVERY other show on WNEW on their program (except for Loveline, but you get the point) *except* D&M. The only original talent at WNEW is RON AND FEZ. I agree with you there. Those two are fantastic. Don and Mike, for being two fat, old douche bags, actually have the ear of managment there (even higher than Ken or Jeremy), and no matter how much you keep bitching and complaining, they are not going anywhere. I doubt that. Are you referring to Mel? Mel's a businessman who sees the bottom line. Don and Mike do well in ONE major city - Washington D.C. Everywhere else (outside of small markets), they do abysmally in the ratings. Mel will NOT save their ass with a 0.8 rating in New York City. O&A, on the other hand, are desperate for the phat Howard time slot that was promised them across the network, and they are bitter as two spanked little bitches when they learned that their ONLY use to Infinity and CBS was to be used as chum to get Howard to re-up again. You know this how? Do you have inside info? Wait - is this Alan Sniffen?!?! They will feel like complete morons (if they don't already) when Howard resigns AGAIN in a couple of years, there-by damning them in afternoon drive for the rest of their pathetic "show us your tits" careers! If I'm not mistaken, in either December of 2000 or January 2001, Howard signed a 5 year deal, so he wouldn't be resigning with the company so soon. Whether or not O&A will remain in afternoon drive for the rest of their careers remains to be seen, but if they do, so what? Your apparent heroes Don & Mike used to crow about that "achievement". Well, up until they got bumped to mid-days by the new blood. "Being a bastard WORKS." --Spider Jerusalem | ||||
| PressureUnderFire
| posted on 03-12-2002 @ 12:52 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | Hey, se7en, you little premature cum stain, I don't believe anything in what I wrote would indicate that Don And Mike are my heros. Just because I think they are a hair better than O&A doesn't mean squat - I think that the dump I took three hours ago is better than O&A. Let me repeat this slowly, so you can fucking understand... OPIE AND ANTHONY lie to their listeners...the same as DON AND MIKE and the same as HOWARD STERN... They are all tools for the same company, however in the giant pecking order of Infinity, in that trio of shows, O&A are dead last, and they will always be there. Don has the ear of managment the way Opie NEVER will. "O&A have never been on in Howard's time slot." Now you are starting to get it. Howard is really the one that runs the show; they are his BITCH. The only time they effect him is when it comes time to renew. See what happens in a couple of years; bet me $10 million that they don't try to use O&A to get Stern back. As far as them being able to beat Stern head to head, who the fuck knows. What IS known is that back in Washington that Don and Mike could run their current show, then rerun it during the same time slot as O&A, and get better fucking ratings. "Don doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself. He has no better grip on satire than any other morning zoo personality, which is what he is. " This is where it's obviously lost on you, and most of the douche bags who don't get that 80% of what they do IS a satire of the zoo show format. Children like you don't want to get that the format they love so much is being mocked. "Sorry, didn't know you were an expert on Opie. Apparently you're a mind-reader, who can see right inside his head. " I believe I said it was a perspective, dick head. Hmmmm...ONCE again, proving the point that O&A fans are just a little thick between the ears... "O&A don't give a shit about cross-promoting with D&M, hence the fact that they've had members of EVERY other show on WNEW on their program (except for Loveline, but you get the point) *except* D&M." Like I've said before, keep believing them...because they have proven that they never lie to their listeners. "I agree with you there. Those two are fantastic." You are not allowed to listen to RON AND FEZ anymore. You are far, far, far too stupid. "Don and Mike do well in ONE major city - Washington D.C. Everywhere else (outside of small markets), they do abysmally in the ratings." Wrong. "Mel will NOT save their ass with a 0.8 rating in New York City." Keep believing everything you hear on DOPEY AND that Fred Norris bitch, and reading here. "You know this how?" I would explain, but like I already said, a guido like you would be too stupid to understand. "If I'm not mistaken, in either December of 2000 or January 2001, Howard signed a 5 year deal, so he wouldn't be resigning with the company so soon." I didn't say soon, thick-head. "Well, up until they got bumped to mid-days by the new blood." Keep thinking that Don is just an on air talent and not part of managment. THE ONLY THING DUMBER THAN A BAG FULL OF ASSHOLES, ARE O&A FAN "These are things I look for in the young MD | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 10:19 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote:what exactly do they lie about? quote:how ar they howard's bitches? you're an idiot. quote:so you can't explain yourself...what a surprise! quote:your're soo witty...the only thing dumber than a bag full os assholes, are retarded stern fans that come to an o&a message board to bash o&a.  :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!! | ||||
| back with my feet on the hump | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 10:48 AM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | I am not a Don and Mike Fan or anything but I would have to say PresUnderFre rules for calling out this board pretty much. I love listening to Opie and Anthony but one thing I realize the whole time is that it is just a radio show | ||||
| Dino_D | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 1:34 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | Let's clear up this thing about Don and Mike beating Stern in the ratings. This is like the one glorious triumph they love to pull out when people are bashing them. They did beat Stern, yes, in the mid 80's, when both shows still played music. They were on a top 40 station and Stern was on a hard rock station. In DC top40 music is more popular. A few years later (seems they never remember to bring this up), both Stern and Greaseman beat them so badly, that they pretended to be angry at the fans, then pulled one of those fake suspension stunts. Soon after that they left that station and went to afternoon drive. Where is the Kent State National Guard when you need 'em? | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 1:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | quote:Wait, it's just a radio show? No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You're lying. It's MY life. It's MY LIFE that's being talked about. They talk to ME. They do. please god, say they do. "It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis." This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 3-12-02 @ 1:43 PM | ||||
| JVoorhees | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 2:29 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | Its plain and simple, Mikes impressions stink. I try and listen, but end up putting on music. They are really horrible. Again, they need to thank Opie and Anthony for getting them a New York audience, if you call it that. They were on tape delay in New York, after Opie and Athnony before they were on live in New York. Opie and Anthony didn't get that luxury. Opie and Anthony gave them a lead in. Any ratings for Don and Mike in New York are biased and so are their listeners. They are herrendous.  GO HOME HILLARY! YOU CARPETBAGGER! | ||||
| MyHairGrows Buttmunch mourns the fact that this waste of space breathes his air | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 3:28 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | DON AND MIKE SUCK!!!!! RON AND FAG SUCK!!!! HOWARD STERN SUCKS!!!!! OPIE AND ANTHONY ARE THE REAL FUCKING DEALS!!!! NOW SUCK IT RETARTS!!!!!!!! NO PAIN NO GAIN! | ||||
| PressureUnderFire
| posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:05 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | HEY, "back with my feet on the hump"--THANKS FOR "GETTING IT!" RON AND FEZ RULE!!! THE ONLY THINGS SLOWER THAN O&A ARE O&A FANS!!!!! "These are things I look for in the young MD | ||||
| madbam | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 8:38 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 01 | As Frenchy says...SUCK IT Image removed due to hotlinking "It rubs the lotion on it's skin...It does this whenever it's told.." | ||||
| hunglow | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 9:21 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 01 | D&M are really fucking bad, I have tried to give them a chance but dude they suck. They are the true clones of Stern, they sometimes do the same thing word for fucking word. I guess it really does not matter because it is just a radio show and they (Howard, O&A, and d&m) all bow to the same god and his name is MEL. I have been a Stern fan for almost 19 years and an O&A fan for about 2 and they are both great but Don and Mike are terrible, I think I can yell out of my 12th floor office window and have more listeners then them. | ||||
| Filzy Stand up straight Stomach in Shoulders back SOUND OFF!!! | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 9:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Ok, Puf (as in powder-PUF!), could I point and laugh at you because you're acting like such an attention whore? And for the first time, I shall say, them posts are just completely incoherent. I recommend reading more in english class, boy.  "I'm proud that I've never had a drug problem or complained that sucess sucks and shot myself like Kurt Cobain did. Sorry, but sucess is something people like me dream about. ~Chuck Schuldiner b.05-13-67 d.12-13-01 R.I.P. [Email][email protected][/Email] | ||||
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