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| PressureUnderFire
| posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:18 PM |    | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02  | I can't listen to DOPEY AND PANSY for more than 15 mintutes at a time. I just can't stand it. I know most of you must be shocked by that. I get through five minutes, and think it might get better, but it always gets worse. At least if I clock in with Stern, I know that within an hour I might laugh; with Don and Mike, it might take a whole show, but usually there is one honest laugh there somewhere; with Ron and Fez, it doesn't take more than a minute before I crack my ass up; but with PUSSY AND ANTHONY (actually I did like ORAL AND ANALLY better) I could listen to an entire fucking week, and not even chuckle. Still, I know some of you, with your obsessed little brains, will read the above and only see "STERN" and "DON AND MIKE." I said it before, and I'll say it again...just because I like them better than O&A doesn't mean I think they have any value what-so-ever! Like I said, I value the dump I took yesterday more than O&A. Still, I should be able to laugh at O&A's show, right? I mean, even though I don't care for those other ones too-too much, I still can laugh. Why the hell is that? Aren't all these shows suppose to be the same? * Could it be because OPIE AND ANTHONY aren't funny? * Is it because I'm not a racist New Yorker? * Is it because they aren't original? * Is it because I'm not a retard? * Is it because they are a pack of liars? * Is it because I actually do get laid? * Is it because I've heard all of their shit done before, better? * Is it because I'm not a fat 12 year old? * Is it because the sound of bodies plopping to the ground from the WTC is more relaxing than listening to these two give each other verbal blow jobs? ("That's right, Ant!") * Is it because I'm not some wife beating, date raping Guido? * Is it because their fans are irritating bags of shit with the collective IQ of warm diareaha? * It is because my balls have actually dropped? * Is it because they take their marching orders from a fudge packer? * Is it because I'm not a hypocrite? * Is it because the fans on this board's only response to anything is to assume there is some, huge scary Howard Stern conspiracy? ("Hoo Hoo! Must be another STERN ZOMBIE!"...hello! Pot...meet kettle...kettle...meet black!!!!) * Is it because I don't HATE my mother? * Is it because I don't want to be bored to death? * Is it because I can actually get up in the morning, at my girlfriend's house, and shave? * Is it because they will never amount to anything, or accomplish anything in their careers? * Is it because I make more than $60,000 a year? * Is it because their shit was funnier when THE GREASEMAN was doing it (Waddle-Dodaddle!) ten years ago (forget about Stern; The Greaseman is the one they really ripped off) * Is it because they have become pathetic bitches for the slightly less pathetic DON AND MIKE? (Keep thinking, TOOLS, that Don is simply an on-air person; he's managment, asswipes!!!) * Is it because they are dragging RON AND FEZ down? * Is it because I have a fuctional penis, but I don't need to sit down to pee? * Is it because they have given "shock radio" a bad name? * Is it because I've actually had more books published than O&A fans have ever read? * Is it because it's hard to understand what Anthony is saying most of the time, because he still has Fred Norris' balls tickling the back of his throat? * Or is it all of the above? I'm sure many of you will have many more suggestions to make, and I am certain all of them will be just as witty and insightful as the other shit you've had to say. It makes me almost regret for calling O&A fans "dumb." PAAAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!! Still, in all of you pablum, not one person has really presented anything to refute anything I have said, just a bunch of name calling, and the propaganda ilk ("Well, THEY said..!") ...which is fine...because you can't...because you all are weak, useless tools for O&A. Hey, I'm just trying to prepare you for the letdown that will eventually happen when you realize what exactly you were pinning your loyality to, that's all. Consider me a friend that way. That's it for today...you worthless cretins don't deserve any more. RON AND FE "These are things I look for in the young MD | ||||
| Elder | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:31 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | This is like being in a toilet. *passes out after posting* | ||||
| DaJack69 | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:32 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | Get lost you dumb homo. You dont belong with our kind. We like butt sex by ONLY Walton & Johnson fans, O&A fans, little boys, or my goat. If you and King Chuck and Ella Muncho wanna sit on the sides and take notes, fuck you. Build your own damn molestation shack. Lu13 and King Chuck make me sooo horny. Wanna borrow my goat for some good lovin? | ||||
| YellowDiscipline IS STILL REALLY GAY | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:33 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 01 | quote: Explain to me how this is different than you posting your Stern shit.  | ||||
| Elder | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | If I post something about Stern it is for discussion purposes not to simply bash anyone. Get wit it. *passes out after posting* | ||||
| The Mrs. | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:39 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Feb. 01 | PUF why are you still here? Ahhh you must still be cranking it. It all makes sense now. | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 6:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | holy fuck, why is he still here? :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!! | ||||
| -GomeZ- | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 7:09 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | Here's a serious question then PRF, if the show is so very boring, if the show is so horrible you feel the urge to jump out of a building after listening, why do you still listen? Don't listen to the show, noone here will lose any sleep because of that, hate them if you want, we don't care, as much as you would like to believe our lives revolve around O&A they simply don't.....But explain this to me, if you hate them, why spend the time to visit the board, register a name, wait for the email to arrive, head back to the site, log in, and then post all these long messages? Why, if I hate a show I turn it off, end of story, I don't like Stern, guess what, I don't listen to him, but I don't go to Stern message boards and scream and yell about how Stern sucks. But if you really want to argue this point, let me ask you something, is your opinion absolute? You heard me, serious question, in your opinion Opie and Anthony are not funny, fine, does that make your opinion better than mine? NO, I am not forcing you to listen to Opie and Anthony, go jack off for 4 hours, I really don't care. But while I'm at it, let me ask you a few questions, you say they are dragging Ron and Fez down, let me ask you, do Ron and Fez have better ratings? Don't get me wrong, I like R&F, but the only people really doing anything for WNEW are Opie and Anthony, so how is the only really successful radio show at WNEW bringing R&F down? They give them a great lead-in, they promote the show, I really would like to know how they are dragging it down. Another question, how do you manage to make 60k + a year while listening to radio all day? You said yourself you listen to Stern, D&M, O&A and R&F, you mentioned you publish books, more than anyone here has read, I'd gladly refute that claim, but you would just come up with another petty insult, but tell me mr. accomplished writer, what books have you written?What books have netted you more than 60k a year(which is a respectable income imho)? You wanted a serious discussion, prepare to go to school.  Trust Me! | ||||
| Cunt-Twat I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER! | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 9:56 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | ouch gomez, that hurt my head!! but he's not ganna answer you cuz he's jakass and has no answer! fyi: the next best show, ratings wise, was the chick's show, and her raings were mainly in the 2:00 "worst of" hour before o&a. r&f were a third rate show for 'new till they fired the chick. :) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :) GO DUKE, 2002!! | ||||
| krahzee | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 10:04 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | PUF, YOU IGNORANT LITTLE PRICK!!!! T That comment about bodies falling out of WTC is outta place here. I don't care what type of point you are trying to make, That shit is wrong. | ||||
| MrQuotes NO!!! You can't have any smiley faces in your status!!! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Missile Command | posted on 03-12-2002 @ 11:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | well that wasnt funny but thanks for puttin some spaces in for me this time just some thoughts quote: ripping off the greaseman? thats a new one. oh yea if you didnt know whenever they say waddle-doodle, theyre mocking him, but of course you knew that quote: your absolutely right, thats why a few years ago they couldnt get what use to be the radio chicks spot after 2001 cluster fuck in WNEW, as a matter of fact, the radiochick got the spot back, and even after she left again, ron and fez got the spot. but don is management quote: i guess thats why ron and fez time and time again allow O&A to visit them during their night time hours. and how can they drag down their show if they are the number 1 audience in new york for their time slot. should they visit the show, wouldnt it bring most(or a good portion) of O&A listeners towards ron and fez's show? quote: i take it back, this list is funny enjoy your stay and keep listening to the show
This message was edited by MrQuotes on 3-12-02 @ 11:27 PM | ||||
| MyHairGrows Buttmunch mourns the fact that this waste of space breathes his air | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 3:03 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | HA! HA! HA! I"M GLAD THEY BANNED YOUR ASS!!!! ALL YOUR BLAH-BLAH-BLAH TALKING!!! WHO CARE? THIS IS AN O&A BORED, BABY!!!!!!! RON AND FAG HAVE THEIR OWN!! IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH, THEN GO THERE!!! YOU'll LIKE IT THERE YOU TOOL BECAUSE THEY SUCK JUST LIKE YOU SUCK!!!! NO PAIN NO GAIN! | ||||
| fireclaw Asshole | posted on 03-15-2002 @ 5:15 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Mar. 02 | Really?!!! "These are things I look for in the young MD" | ||||
| MyHairGrows Buttmunch mourns the fact that this waste of space breathes his air | posted on 03-26-2002 @ 9:28 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 02 | I just remembered last night...didn't someone else already out fireclaw as Pressure Under Fire in another post? Why did it take so long for someone to ban his ass? ((I can't stalk someone if they are no longer here, can I?))  The Emperor Has No Clothes! | ||||
| Signguy Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57? I didn't think so. | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 11:37 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jan. 02 | quote: Because everyday you suck on a mule. quote: No, not me. I'm just shocked that you won't leave us the hell alone and stop telling us the same shit over and over again. quote: Then please tell me why a thousand people are registered to this board. If I'm wrong on that number, someone correct me. This message was edited by Signguy on 3-28-02 @ 11:47 AM | ||||
| TeenWeek what's a status? | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 12:01 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: No one tells you to listen. quote: Because you are a dumb nigger, kyke, wop, spic, gook, towelhead. quote: Isn't that original. quote: You are just mentally challenged. quote: I guess Howard is the honest one all the time right. quote: Farm Animals and Hookers don't count quote: They're ripping me off Robin. Hoo Hoo. quote: You are a skinny nerdy guy in his 20's who has callouses on his right palm. quote: For this quote you deserve death asshole. You are a fucking moron who does not deserve to take another brethe on this planet for this comment. quote: We already established your obsesion with farm animals. quote: CLONES! quote: What are you a shemale who tapes them up to put your pretty panties on? quote: I believe thats Cabbie. quote: You are just an annoying asshole quote: I'm rubber you're glue whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you. quote: Too bad your mother wasn't Andrea yates. quote: That is what Don and Mike are for. quote: What your legs and vag. So you have a wood floor than. quote: Does having anal with your mother count? quote: I bet I make more money than you. LOSER! quote: Bone dry!! quote: Hey Opie fired the Radio Chick. quote: They are friends you stupid douchebag. Do you have one? quote: You sure about that. Norton likes your types tranny. quote: Those gay erotica stories are big sellers huh? quote: I thought it was because of him giving oral to your girlfriend.  | ||||
| sxy grl | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 5:28 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Feb. 02 | PressureUnderFire sounds remarkably like Tom Leykis. :) | ||||
| katylina KIDNAPPER Spill 'em if you got 'em | posted on 03-28-2002 @ 6:57 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02 | quote: Why, I beg to differ. Didn't I see you licking windows just the other day?  Visit this Website | ||||
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