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trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
u guys must be so bummed out on the weekends when opie and anthony cant feed ur hatred of women.

how would u like if women had a show on the radio and kept talking about how hot they got when two guys are going at it hugging and kissing and groping each other?

if u were a heterosexual male listening 2 these women get turned on by two guys sexing each other, it would either turn ur stomach or shrink ur dik.

so wake up.....and understand how u r alienating women who DONT munch carpet !

bi sexual men r so much hotter than u boring vanilla guys anyway, lol


Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:19 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Naw, I don't get too bored. I fill my day with guiding blind people into busy traffic and kicking puppies, so my weekend really fly by.

On a real special night, I sometimes take my best girl out to a secluded moonlit spot and hit her on the head with a brick. She gets so horny she passes out.

Just because the media doesn't pander to your demographic because women don't spend as much money as men do you get all uppity. Just shut your yap and bake a fucking muffin or something


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Not just to read people's minds, but to cut down on my cell phone bill
crx girl
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Limey Mothercocker
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:23 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
i don't munch carpet. but then again, i'm only a lesbian cos it's trendy. now, shut the fuck up



"cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks
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trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
learn some respect doc smith first of all
secondly women dont make the same money as men because jerks like u think a women has 2 be slut 2 have a libido

ask any real man..........a housewife with kids is sexier and hotter than any professional lap dancing whore.

get a life.........then attempt 2 tell me how to live mine ya loser

slackjaw
The Cunt-Twat is my WORLD!
The Great Pumpkin
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

how would u like if women had a show on the radio and kept talking about how hot they got when two guys are going at it hugging and kissing and groping each other?

if u were a heterosexual male listening 2 these women get turned on by two guys sexing each other, it would either turn ur stomach or shrink ur dik.



Well missy, 94% of all women find the visual image of two men engaging in sexual relations as revolting as heterosexual males do. Coversely, while 92.6% of all heterosexual males thoroughly enjoy lesbian activity, they are joined by 37% of the female hetero community.

In addition, 98% of women surveyed answered that if given the choice, they would rather look at / would be less repulsed by scenes of lesbian sexual contact than male homosexuality.

Now.... if you would like to listen to a show that appeals to less than 1% of the population of America, by all means do so. But please for the love of all that is holy, spew your rhetoric somewhere that someone might actually give a shit.



I LOVE the Punkdiggity! She is the shiznit demmit!
AIM


CuzBum
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:26 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
You're just mad cuz your snatch looks like a london broil that's been run over by a subway and stuffed into deep fried pita bread, crx girl, i actually munch carpet cause it is trendy.

Slowly loosing the will to live with each passing moment . . .



This message was edited by CuzBum on 3-22-02 @ 8:28 PM
barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
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posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
Hey... Look... trixeeee's back

You still owe us a WOW. You'd better get your cam out soon or, I'm out about a week's pay.





Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:28 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
P.S. i dont respond 2 carpet munchers
they r 2 shceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie

men only!

and thats a GOOD reason 2 be in a life style! cause its trendy !!!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAaaaaa

not.
trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
hey barch...........i have the most beautiful 38DDDs u will ever see, thats if u like REAL breasts, not implants. ( and yes i am lactating)

i am not shy about showing them 2 appreciative gentlemen......... just ask!

CuzBum
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
Hey look, she types the way people talk, he he, heh heh, ooh.

Slowly loosing the will to live with each passing moment . . .
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:32 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

ask any real man..........a housewife with kids is sexier and hotter than any professional lap dancing whore.

If you believe that you must weigh about 500 lbs.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
hey painter i am not 500 pounds i just know what men like

when u become a man we'll talk

trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
hey painter i am not 500 pounds i just know what men like

when u become a man we'll talk

trickseeee
Complete fucking waste.
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
hey painter i am not 500 pounds i just know what men like

when u become a man we'll talk

krahzee
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
trickseeee,

Q. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A. Nothing. You already told her twice.

Leaking Nipples
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

so wake up.....and understand how u r alienating women who DONT munch carpet !



Who needs em? Or grammar, for that matter, you cum bucket mongoloid.

quote:

secondly women dont make the same money as men because jerks like u think a women has 2 be slut 2 have a libido



No. Women don't make as much as men because men are better, silly.

quote:

ask any real man..........a housewife with kids is sexier and hotter than any professional lap dancing whore.



You're right. After the sight of you, ass ramming your children would seem VERY sexy.

quote:

they r 2 shceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevie



Translation please?

quote:

hey barch...........i have the most beautiful 38DDDs u will ever see, thats if u like REAL breasts, not implants.



And they fall ALL THE WAY to the floor, Martha.

The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Boy you're really in a hurry to post that. Real men don't like triple posts.


I have walked through many lives
Some of them my own
And I am not who I was
Though some principle of being abides
From which I struggle not to stray


barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
quote:

i am not shy about showing them 2 appreciative gentlemen......... just ask!
Well, I've asked twice now. Less talking, more WOWing = more gooder :D



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"
Fast Freddy
Voted Most Likey to Suck Weed! be a fucking retarded douchebag!
The next old thread I bring up officially starts the mods in a race to ban me.
Flock wins!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 02
Is this the girl who like mule juice tossed on her back in batches?



Eat that snatch faggot!
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:39 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
quote:

ask any real man..........a housewife with kids is sexier and hotter than any professional lap dancing whore.


Is that your mantra? Do you stand in front of the mirror and repeat it to yourself until you believe it?

What is your take on a woman with kids who is an amateur lapdancer? I'm just curious.

quote:

P.S. i dont respond 2 carpet munchers


A. That was a response. B. Men munch on carpets too.


Btw congratulations on learning how to reply.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


This message was edited by silera on 3-22-02 @ 8:46 PM
Tequila
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Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!!
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
trickseeee - do you realize your is what prostitues call their "dates" or "tricks"

Yet another reason to ignore you unless you give head for $10.00


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Doc Smith
I Love Anthony Zinni
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:40 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

learn some respect doc smith first of all


Wow, and the sarcasm goes right over her head.
Surprised?
No, not really.




I wish I were telepathic.
Not just to read people's minds, but to cut down on my cell phone bill
hornygoatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
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My friends call me Weed
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Way to post the trifecta!
quote:

hey painter i am not 500 pounds i just know what men like
Yeah, every guy I know always says "God, I wanna nail some housewife with two snotty kids by her side"

I already pulled this one out once today, but I don't mind spreadin' the love...




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JVoorhees
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
get in here!!!







barch97
BBTB
The barch gots lots a dick
Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom.
I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board
WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-22-2002 @ 8:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
NICE krahzee...

Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To suck my cock.



Long Live the "Syndication Underground"


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