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umo
I am a Dopie Asshole.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 4:09 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Howard Stern makes $30 million per year. Howie is the grand puba. Dopie & Asshole amount to nothing more than a rancid piece of chewing gum stuck to the sole of his shoe. Those two guys spent years jacking off in the dark listening to Howard interview naked strippers. They sound like two dicks criticizing Stern.

O & A are like a couple of minor leaguers who just got called up to the Bigs. They are like minor leaguers hoping to one day be as great as Derek Jeter.

RottenVinny
I have no fucking clue what happened to Sluggo667.
VinnyWS6: chicks? they dont have the penis so why would i care about them
VinnyWS6: froy is quite hansome
VinnyWS6: I want froys cock!
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 4:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Die mother fucker.


AwesomeWhackBagKid
TALK TO ME, GOMEZ.
HE WHO IS #1.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 4:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
what the fuck does how much he makes have to do with how shitty he is at what he does

bryant reeves made 10million dollars this year in the NBA and i think every other Center in the league have played better than he has


The time is short, time, that's all right
Maybe I'll go out in the middle of the night,
And take your hand, look in your eyes, my love
All good things must come to an end sometime


FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
$100 million divided by 5 years.... not a math major, are ya?

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 4:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
Just another pissed off Stern fan. The new kings of radio are here and you just can't take that fact. And if you like to listen to Stern interview strippers, then more power to you. I would rather see them strip.

___________________________________________________________________
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Subzero316
TERRORIST
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Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 5:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
another stupid thread by umo the TOOL,someone ban his ass.


Master of the Cold....
katylina
KIDNAPPER
Spill 'em if you got 'em
JBA Thinks I Am A Goddess!
posted on 04-17-2002 @ 7:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Hmm let's play a game: How long do you think it will take before this imbecile is banned?


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sxy grl
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:09 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
What a zilch.


Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Don't bother.. this guy's been registered longer than I have and he still has only 2 posts.. he's a hit a run instigator not worth the effort, cause he won't bother responding.



No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
FollowThisLogic
Nay. We are but men. ROCK.
The man with the plan.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
umo - Oct. 5, 2001
Lord Magus - Oct. 11, 2000

Methinks the Magoo needs sleep.

Click here if you're bored enough to email me.
"dream yourself awake" he calls

"an eternity awaits us all

open your eyes

and be with me forever.."


HOO HOO.. I INVENTED SIGS LIKE THIS!!


Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dangit.... it's that damn Zyrtec the doc gave me.. i swear!!!


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"I'm gonna change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!"
scmods
Break into my dad's pc and go to the porno directory. It takes a lot to freak me out, and his archive can do it. Time & Time Again.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 10:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
UMO: Your favorite band sucks.



State County Municipal Offender Database System
Lurker Deluxe
bonfire
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 02
It cracks me up that people who hate O&A so much spend so much time looking for their message boards and posting long-winded, idiotic comments. You dont see me looking for Don & MIkes boards because I just rather forget they exist. This leads me to beleive that they either have no life, or they are closet O&A fans just aching to come out.

"...the only reason some people are still alive is because it's illegal to kill them..."
QuickStop
I won the last OA.com Sig contest & all I got was this cheesey status...
Who is driving? Oh my God! Bear is Driving! How can that be?!?
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Kickflip b/s Tailslide Strike Team
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 2:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

grand puba




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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
umo
I am a Dopie Asshole.
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 4:34 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Oct. 01
Wow. I got a dozen scumbag idiots to respond to my bait post. Thanks fellas. As long as there are dump turds like you in this world, I'll never be broke.

Angrybeerguy
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:39 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 02
"I swear it was this big" I hope Howard gives you Aids as he is fucking your ass. Fuck off and die you worthless Howard Stern dick sucker!!

Hmmm..Fuck it!! Who has the beer? Thats one for you and two for me!!



This message was edited by Angrybeerguy on 4-18-02 @ 5:42 PM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
quote:

Wow. I got a dozen scumbag idiots to respond to my bait post. Thanks fellas. As long as there are dump turds like you in this world, I'll never be broke.



who says we are paying you for acting so gay?

umo rhymes with homo, which is what you are and you will be banned (again) soon. Resistance is futile.



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IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-18-2002 @ 5:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
Memento made $25 million. The Mummy Returns Made over $150 million.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Thursday April 18- CBS: Survivor, CSI (R), Agenct...NBC: Friends (R), Friends (R), Grace, Shoot, ER (R)...FOX: 8- FAMILY GUY (ALLEGEDLY THE EPISODE WITH THE BIN LADEN REFERENCE, LET'S SEE IF IT'S REMOVED), Greg theBunny, King (R), King (R)...ABC: Line(R), Line (R), Millionare...UPN: Smackdown...WB: Gilmore (R), Charmed...TNT: The Mummy...SCIFI: 9- Halloween 2...TBS: DUmb and Dumber...
Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 6:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
Scorpian King, I guess, didn't make as much as the Mummy or it's sequal. I thought it sucked. The funniest part was The Rock killing the red ants.

IkeaBoy
P.L.F.
Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal
I will die a traitor's death
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 6:54 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Scorpian King, I guess, didn't make as much as the Mummy or it's sequal.
It came out a couple of hours ago, how do you know this.




"It appears my wee wee has been strucken with rigor mortis."
Friday April 19- CBS: Baseball, CSI (R)...NBC: Providence, Dateline NBC, SVU (R)...FOX: 70s (R), Malcolm (R), Dark Angel...ABC: Home Videos, More Bloopers, ...UPN: Outbreak...TNT: Money Talks...USA: The Rock...
Signguy
Anyone want advanced screening tickets to Halloween 57?
I didn't think so.
posted on 04-19-2002 @ 7:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
I meant it won't make as much. It sucked big time. And how the hell did that guy get out of the ground so fast? He was buried with his head sticking out, and all off a sudden, he's gone!

The Redeemer's Gay Side
posted on 04-20-2002 @ 10:52 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
Hey UMO. since your name rhymes with HOMO, how about if YOU and ME do the "69" and lick each other's TOOL.

sxy grl
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 3:50 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Feb. 02
Whoever thought of the name "Dopie and Asshole" thinking they were clever should shoot themself in the face.

Lawdy
posted on 04-21-2002 @ 4:25 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 02
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I swear it was this big
Tussle King
posted on 04-22-2002 @ 10:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

"I swear it was this big" I hope Howard gives you Aids as he is fucking your ass. Fuck off and die you worthless Howard Stern dick sucker!!


Uh...

Ok Einstein, whatever you say.

Remember, reading is only part of the equation. Understanding what other people write is the other part. Combining them will make you to appear to be a little less of an idiot.

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