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Xcom
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 6:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
When the fuck did he start using the word tool?
He is now saying it all the dam time.
Gosh robin I feel like such a tool my wife is banging her trainer.
TeenWeek
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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I turned him on this morning and he said it least 10 times in the half hour I listened to him.



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Dana Dillon
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
After he said tool for the 28th I turned him off.

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
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kansei
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Isn't it funny? I keep seeing more and more O&A-based stuff on the Stern show. It's not big things, it's just little things. For somebody who claims he invented everything, Stern sure borrows a lot from O&A.

Stupid Ass Tool Get a Life
posted on 04-04-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
He's been using "tool" for quite some time. But you're right. He never said it before O&A started using it. One of his band of merry fags listen to O&A or he wants to relate to O&A's audience.

I've heard what sounds like Gay Marco's "HEY!".

He replaced Jackie with a guy who does a lousy Chris Walkin. On best of, I loved it when Ant said now that's how you do (someone that Ant does all the time that I forget) and followed up with "Jay does a better Chris Walkin".

I'm counting the days till I hear ASS-F on Stern or something close to Guess What's In My Pants.

And he can keep on bashing Dice and the creators of South Park. That fat little bastard Cartman is far funnier than that bald ass wipe on Piss Poor Comedy on the Beach.

Get in the coffin Stern. Your funeral is next.
TeenWeek
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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I will admit, I actually tried to watch Son of a Beach last night. After watching 5 minutes of it, I can honestly say it is without a doubt, the worst show on television. It is so bad and so unfunny, I turned it off and went to sleep early for once.

I admit to listening to Howard in the morning, but it does not bother me if I miss something on his show accept if it is a big interview like the Vince McMahon interview or his Survivor interviews. I do my best to catch as much of O&A as I can.



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Enigma
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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 1:44 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

I've heard what sounds like Gay Marco's "HEY!".


I remember someone else brought this up in another thread last month and I had my doubts about it...but today I heard the exact same thing. It was around 8:15 AM right before he played that lame Dave Letterman clip for the 12th time. I heard the EXACT same "Hey" that O&A play. For a split second I thought I was listening to O&A. Also, have you noticed all of the comedians that come in for Jackie. They throw in the most random impressions at the most random times. It's almost as if Howard has told them off-air to work in as many impressions as possible. Pretty soon he'll be doing Don West selling a vag.


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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Since Howard originated in the Stone Age, Didn't he invent tools ?

"Look Robin, I've invented fire ! HOO HOO!!"



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posted on 04-04-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hypocracy at it's finest Ladies and Gents.
Stern crys like a little kid about people ripping him off, but it's ok if he rips them off.
No I didn't hear it, nor do I want to.
Damn, looks like Jackie was a good comedy writer for Stern's show. I withdraw my comments about the Jokeman.
Stern is living proof that bad comedy is worse than no comedy at all.

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And you can all go fuck yourselves!







Mayor Menino
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 12:13 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
why are you guys still listening to howard? dont you get it? youre supporting the enemy. while everyone else is trying to take him down.

MikeOxbigger
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 12:55 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Apr. 01
How sick I am of hearing that shit head brag about inventing Radio.. He sounds like that dumb dick Jerry Lewis.. inventing comedy.. and that new guy that does the cabbie voice and al pacino's baby and chris walkin.. is it me or has no one laugh at that either.. what a fucken loser stern is

PEACE
Dana Dillon
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 8:07 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Howard's new phrase of the day...."you rooned it."Heard it 3 times.Turned him off.I'm not sure how many more times he said again.

And many "Thanks" for the Sig Pic Just Jon!
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Proud adopter of um..uh..not a soul.
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kansei
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Howard's new phrase of the day...."you rooned it."Heard it 3 times.Turned him off.I'm not sure how many more times he said again.



This is no longer a coincidence. My guess is that Stern is backtracking so he can later claim O&A are ripping him off.

Or, he is trying to provoke O&A into a fight, to put them at a disadvantage during contract talks.

Or both.

Photothing
posted on 04-05-2001 @ 12:17 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
WOW!
I am so glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
that his latest favorite word is "tool


Enigma
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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

Howard's new phrase of the day...."you rooned it."Heard it 3 times.Turned him off.I'm not sure how many more times he said again


This can't be true, can it? Is Howard really using that saying? If anyone has this shit recorder (who the hell records Stern) please post it here. I would love to get that going around Napster.


Drunken GW
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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 3:51 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Glad I checked this thread. It is all true, and he seems to be using it more and more. When I heard him say ruueen it, This morning around 7:45, something clicked in my head, or maybe it was a blood vessel that popped. Anyway the funny thing is he didn't say it right the first time, he gave it a regular ole ruin. I guess he realized that's not how the Guys say it.

On Tuesday I guess it was, I must have heard him say tool about 5 times in 10 minutes.

Something is afoot. And It seems like he waited for the Guys to go on vacation.




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posted on 04-05-2001 @ 4:13 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Nah,I didn't listen. I just read it on the board. WSOU is on in the morning, at least on my radio.
Man, Stern is gonna be in a world of hurt very soon.
But it's gonna be lots of fun finding out that Coward Turd cringe when it happens.
O&A Army + Rabid WSOU fans = KROC gets a boot party, and We're giving it to them!

SUCK
I won't change for anyone,
MY
Keep fighting until I'm done
DICK
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And you can all go fuck yourselves!







Stupid Ass Tool Get a Life
posted on 04-06-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 01
He did it again today. Interviewed Stephen Weber (WHO???) and said that Cousin Brucey (old radio fart) is a tool for introducing himself as Your Cousin Brucey to people. No ASSHOLE you are a TOOL for using the word tool (crushing my coffee cup, throwing it at the radio, sadfsahfashuywuph4139 slamming my keyboard knocking out keys : pathetic exaggerations). It's time to change my name to Stupid Ass ASS-F Get A Life.

On a side note. Someone report him to the FCC. Stephen Weber got the word "shit" off while playing win Fred's money. Douchebag didn't hit the button.

Walk to the light Howard. All is welcome. All is welcome.

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posted on 04-07-2001 @ 2:51 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK, I might get some flaming for this, but so be it...

It seems that everyone is on the tattle-tale kick with Stern - if he sneezes a certain way and it sounds like either O&Awould say, or in fact do say, someone will come here and post about it. If everyone was so "sick and tired of hearing" him say these things, then my question to you is why are you listening to him?? If I get tired of something, I generally stop doing it - makes sense to me. If I wanted to hear about every little thing Stern and his flunkies did, I could go to the SFN board and read about it.

All I'm saying is, don't like it, don't listen, and most importantly, don't report it. If he comes right out and says "O&A are tools", then thats worth mentioning. Otherwise, it makes everyone posting his activities look like schoolkids telling on someone.

I also look at it almost like flattery - think about it. He knows he's slipping in the ratings, and he's lost a huge contributor to the comedy factor in Jokeman leaving the show. So now, before he really gets on the ropes, he's gonna try and tweak his show around to use things that have seem to make other ones a success - like saying tool or using his own kind of instant feedback. Let him say and do what he likes, but the more you listen, the more he really wins, because he's got your ears tuned to him.


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NewYorkDragons80
posted on 04-07-2001 @ 9:05 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Nov. 00
Nah Menino. As long as they don't have Arbitron boxes in their houses and they don't use his sponsors, I see no reason why we can't check up on him once in a while. However I do agree that when we acuse Stern of ripping off O&A, we end up sounding like Crybaby Howie himself. Just let his show implode itself.

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Enigma
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posted on 04-08-2001 @ 1:06 AM      
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Registered: Nov. 00
quote:

It seems that everyone is on the tattle-tale kick with Stern - if he sneezes a certain way and it sounds like either O&Awould say, or in fact do say, someone will come here and post about it. If everyone was so "sick and tired of hearing" him say these things, then my question to you is why are you listening to him?? If I get tired of something, I generally stop doing it - makes sense to me. If I wanted to hear about every little thing Stern and his flunkies did, I could go to the SFN board and read about it.


If you are so sick of it then why do you read the Enemies of the Show threads?? Honestly, there are a majority of people who think that it is a big deal (just look at all of the posts on the subject). You have a right to voice your opinion on the subject, but it is still something that interests a lot of people on this message board.


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Stand up straight
Stomach in
Shoulders back
SOUND OFF!!!
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
What we are discussing only shows how untalented and phony, Coward Turd is since Jackie Martling isn't there to make him look good.
Give it time ladies and gentlmen, Coward Turd will just be another face in NY radio in a few months.

SUCK
I won't change for anyone,
MY
Keep fighting until I'm done
DICK
I have a right to be myself,
And you can all go fuck yourselves!







attila
posted on 04-08-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I was a big fan of Stern's for years and still occasionally listen. I am used to turning to his station everytime I wake up in the morning and it is hard to break that habit. The reason why I still listen is because HE is opening my ears to what a hypocrite he is. I used to believe his bullshit when he claimed that all radio hosts are ripping him off. I am enjoying listening to the PROOF of his lying and stealing. I only listen for about a hour or less and that is all I can take.

DaJack
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 12:58 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Mar. 01
I guess so Allison Stern is banging her trainer because her husband is too busy engaging in homosexual activities with his bitch boys, especially Crazy Cabbie and
Lu Cifer(tell you what, let's call him "Lucyfer")

Xcom
posted on 04-09-2001 @ 6:58 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
I guess none likes listening to him bitch about being fat. He sounds like such a faggot.


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