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GukesofHazrd
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 6:39 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
I'm working you dumb Bellmawr pig! Of course I speed it's my job to get there on time you cack. It's closing time and I have 2 orders in my car and more at the store and you take you good ol' time writin me a 4pt ticket you shlob. So I lost money on one order and had to pay for it out of my pocket and got shi ass tips for the other ones. YOu pig you cost me f'n money you...f'n.. FU you Bellmawr,nj fatpig. O listen to this he's also a f'in new guy tryin to get a prick ass name for himself by making an example out me. I hope you get raped by a huge fat chick with a huge black strap on. PIG..
Bellmawr scum


yo mutt tell me one delivery driver who makes a 100 a night and does not speed. This job pays for my school, insurance and other f'n bills. Cops should be harassin the f'n elderly who do 25mph in a 25mph those people should be shot or just taken off the road. every delivery driver speeds ick. I know the Bellmawr force and this is singled to that one new f who wouln't tell me his name. why the f am I explaining, well whatever you think is yours but do'nt tell me there aren't other and more important things to than stop a man makin a livin cut a brother a break. I'm workin. Would you want you food comin to your house cold because I was obeying the speed limit come on man get real. It's a risk a took. and I lost so f that green pig. He deserves a FU . He'a prick plain and simple cop or no cop He's a F'n prick.

Yo i came here out of love for O n A. I'm a new listener here in philly. I thought I would recieve love from fellow listeners.
Shows that there are pricks where ever you go.
BOP


out of love pricks



This message was edited by GukesofHazrd on 10-4-01 @ 7:36 PM
sheetbag
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
NEWSFLASH.

Cops love to pull over delivery people who speed. Use whatever tip money you got and buy a f'n clue.
Besides you were speeding weren't you, and wasn't he just doing his job like you?

EDIT--
quote:

yo mutt tell me one delivery driver who makes a 100 a night and does not speed.


First of all what the fuck is this mutt shit? Second maybe someone who makes his deliveries on time cause he didnt get pulled over for speeding.
quote:

Would you want you food comin to your house cold because I was obeying the speed limit come on man get real.

would u want some punk ass f'n tool delivery driver crashing into your family and killing them when thier minivan carring the family including little crippled timmy explodes in a fire ball just because the f'n tool was sppeding so he could make a extra dollar or two in tips?

DEEK.


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This message was edited by sheetbag on 10-4-01 @ 7:36 PM
IkeaBoy
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:12 PM      
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you do know that speeding is illegal right?



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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:15 PM      
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ahhh i love newbies that join the board just so they can write fu's

gukes get adopted



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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
But,
The cop should have KNOWN he wasn't suppossed to pull speeding deliverymen over.. it's ok for THEM to drive fast and risk lives without having to worry about consequences.. i mean, they get special licenses so they can do that...
don't they?


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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
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You are clueless. Get adopted, I see trouble in your future.


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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:26 PM      
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But.. I don't think anyone would adopt me


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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:27 PM      
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Yeah, cause delivery drivers are quite often the most experienced and cautious 17 & 18 year old drivers. So, we should all just get out of the way and let them do their jobs as quickly as possible.
Do you tell the F-in' pig you were a delivery driver? Does they know who they're F-in' with? The nerve... ponderous F-in' ponderous

Could I have fit any more "F-in's" in this one?


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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 7:42 PM      
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this reminds me of that part in the Simppsons when Homer starts breaking every vehicular law because "I'm a teacher!"



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

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GukesofHazrd
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 9:28 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
let a man vent, I ain't tryin to piss yous off. cut me some slack I'm a virgin {not sexually} power to ya
late

sheetbag
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 10:37 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
hmmm my eyes must be playing tricks on me, cause how can you first say
quote:

Shows that there are pricks where ever you go.


then follow it up with....
quote:

I ain't tryin to piss yous off






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Dan
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 10:38 PM      
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quote:

yo mutt tell me one delivery driver who makes a 100 a night and does not speed.


I did it consistently for 4 years.

It's part of the deal. Your sign is like a beacon to get pulled over. What do you expect from the cops? You KNOW they get calls all the time from people complaining about delivery drivers speeding down residential streets. They have to stop you.

Hey man, vent all you want. I know how much tickets suck and one time a cop pulled me over and didn't give me a ticket but made me sit there for 20 mins so the pizzas would be late. I know it sucks. But don't blame the cop.

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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 10:44 PM      
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One time my Big Mac was getting cold so I was doing 95 mph in a school zone where deaf children were at play and a fuking cop had the balls to pull me over...what a dick...







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GukesofHazrd
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 10:46 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
I got pissed. I came on here thinkin people would agree with me.
But then I get reamed by everyone.
I expect to be here for a while and don't want to be hated on.
This is my first ever chat or anything on the computer. I just got this pc 3 days ago.


Some will hate me, others will like me , most people won't care.

Sorry I f'ed up. I'M THE NEW GUY.
oh yeah

I dont want trouble in my future.
somebody , anybody , adopt me
I'm a sweet sexy 20 yr. old who likes long walks on the beach and candle lit dinners.:)




sheetbag
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 10:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

One time my Big Mac was getting cold so I was doing 95 mph in a school zone where deaf children were at play and a fuking cop had the balls to pull me over...what a dick...



damn what a dick, didnt you explain to him the urgency since you had food getting cold?
maybe that only works for pizza guys, oh wait nope it doesn't just ask GukesofHazrd.
maybe you had the same cop as gukes
damn cops who do they think they are pulling people over who speed.




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GukesofHazrd
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 11:22 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 01
okay
the street I was pulled over on was browning rd in Bellmawr it is a 25mph road
honestly it should be 35 its a main road running through numerous towns
High traffic are during the day
but I was pulled over at night say 11 o..o..5
{Dan rather}
no traffic at all.
I was doin 43 in a 25
most cops let me slide cause they know who I am by comin to my store.
I'm the only black 84 beatup cadillac in the whole area. I'm a delivery driver so all cops know of me.
What pisses me off is the a green cop pulled me over my first time ever in my hometown.
I drove passed other cops b4 n never got anything
this new fella doin his job protectin the streets of bellmawr got me.
pissed I am
whatever this helped me feel better about this situation for yous made me sound like an a hole

oh I'm working at this new place because Papa John
fired me cause I had to many violation in 2yrs your only allowed 2 I had 4 seatbelt, turnsingal twice.

oh yeah thanks Im an a-hole thanks again forks
love yours truly,
guksofhazrd


GukesofHazrd
posted on 10-04-2001 @ 11:38 PM      
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thanks for readin my bull#hit and to those that unerstood where I was comin from

Froy
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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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quote:

most cops let me slide cause they know who I am by comin to my store.



So if they know you that makes it ok to break the law and drive recklessly in a residential zone.

Now I get it...


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posted on 10-04-2001 @ 11:56 PM      
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quote:

oh I'm working at this new place because Papa John fired me cause I had to many violation in 2yrs your only allowed 2 I had 4 seatbelt, turnsingal twice.



Delivering pizza is more important that your own or public safety. Is the fuckin' dollar you get worth the shit you are dealing with. Get your priorities straight man.

Maybe you should be delivering Seph's peoples food.

IkeaBoy
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posted on 10-05-2001 @ 12:01 AM      
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quote:

but I was pulled over at night say 11 o..o..5
{Dan rather}
you mean Brokaw?
quote:

no traffic at all. I was doin 43 in a 25
That's nearly twice the speed limit.

Once i killed a guy and the cops know me but arrested me anyway. those dicks.



"I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington

Thursday October 4--CBS: Survivor: Countdown to Africa at 8, CSI at 9, the Agency at 10...NBC: Friends at 8 (who is Rachel's baby's father? We find out tonight...woo-hoo!!), Inside Schwartz, Will & Grace, Scrubs, ER...FOX: Yankees vs. Tampa Bay...ABC: Whose Line is it anyway from 8-9 , Who Wants to Be a Millionare at 9...UPN: Smackdown...WB: 2 Hours Season Premiere of Charmed (Doherty out, Rose McGowen in)
GukesofHazrd
posted on 10-05-2001 @ 12:27 AM      
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i knew i f#cked up the brokaw bit

how am endangering people at 11 at night if there is no one on the road or walkin around.
just me and the police
i never hit anyone or anything in my life and i wont
i'm not those pricks that talk on ther cellphone,or reach around the car while drivin or women or men who put on their makeup while drivin
i'm a very pertensious driver
my prior violations are petty seatbelt and turnsignal tickets
im not a maniac drivr but when there is no one on the road i do speed to make extra cash
no is harmed and neveer will be because there is no one around
i never even hit any kind of animal
these tickets i pay for
i use my turn signal now always same with the seatbelt
this road becomes deserted at 9

God HOW COULD I F UP THE BROKAW BIT

EVERYONE SPEEDS
AND YES I WOULD JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

US DELIVER MEN CONTROL THE FOOD FOR THE LAZY AND IF IT WASN'T FOR US YOU WOULD STARVE OR WASTE YOUR OWN GAS:)
OH YEAH ALWAYS TIP AT LEAST 2-3 DOLLARS:)

I'LL CHANGE THE SUBJECT i STARTED
HAVE LISTEN TO THE TENACIUOS-D ALBUM/F'N HAIRYASS


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posted on 10-05-2001 @ 1:42 AM      
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quote:

I got pissed. I came on here thinkin people would agree with me.


[monotone] Yes, Gukes, you are completely in the right. F that f-in pig. Speed on, Little Caesar. [/monotone]

Now c'mon, where would the fun be in total agreement? Considering I got my car totaled a few years ago because some clueless Papa John jerkoff blew through a red light, you're not going to get much sympathy here.

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posted on 10-05-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
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I'm noticing that, aside from IkeaBoy, not too many "Stoners" are upset with the heavy footed pizza guy...
Wonder why that is?


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posted on 10-05-2001 @ 9:52 AM      
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quote:

gukes get adopted


Wasn't that a group Sally Struthers was working with???

Froy
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posted on 10-05-2001 @ 11:11 AM      
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quote:

how am endangering people at 11 at night if there is no one on the road or walkin around.



Oh I forgot, there's that new state law where at 11 o' clock it becomes illegal for anyone except you to leave their house. My bad.


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I believe in the hope and I pray...
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