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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: FU To Fat Cows Who Can't Comprehend Satire | ||||
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| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 7:32 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00  | I was walking and I saw a poster for Shallow Hal and written over the plastic thingy was "This is Offensive To Women...Boo Gwynnth...Booo." You don't need to be Sherlock Fucking Holmes to deduce that the person who wrote it is probably 300 pounds overweight and upset that guys don't give her a second look except to point and laugh. Anyway what these behemoths don't get (and as the movie is closer to being released a lot more of these whores will be coming out of the bakeries and protest the movie) is ths point of this film. It's that FAT PEOPLE ARE GOOD PEOPLE!! It's about how the external isn't the important thing- the internal is. The guy is SHALLOW (hence the name Shallow Hal) so of course he'll care about the physical but that's where the movie comes from- it's giving a good name to you! And of course sometimes it isn't satire like those posters of Jessica Alba in leather pants and a tight top for Dark Angel which these Rosie O'Donnell fans feel the need to write "this is offensive to women" on but fuck you, she's hot.  "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| The Sleeper Being a Minor is a Threat to my Social Life PoseUr i ahve 2 threads at teh top, i feel like maynard | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 7:59 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | I once saw an MTV ad near Washington Square Park that said "You cannot get MTV from Kissing" and someone wrote "AIDS IS NOT A JOKE" on it. People will take offense to anything that hits close to home. | ||||
| IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 8:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01 | This movie is offensive to shallow people. | ||||
| The Painter 1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 9:53 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | This thread is offensive to people that are offended | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 10:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 |  I think you offended her.  This space for sale. | ||||
| IkeaBoy P.L.F. Portugese Liberation Front- Liberating Status' everywhere from the Tyranny of Portugal I will die a traitor's death | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 10:36 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Sep. 00 | Yet if NOSP (National Organization of Shallow People) protested this movie, who'd be the first to raise a stink? The NOW Cunts. "I didn't realize how tragic it [the WTC attack] was until the celebrities told me"- Ron Bennington | ||||
| GonzoStyle | posted on 10-27-2001 @ 11:01 PM | | |||
| Hanger-On Registered: Jan. 70 | Women need to realize they are nothing but a spare rib created to be life support for vagina. If I could capture the rage of today's youth and bottle it Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it And spit it back in the face of you racists And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit You Liberaces, Versaces and Nazi's watch me You motherfuckers wanna judge me cuz you're not me She-Mail Me Here | ||||
| NAMBLA Prez G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Kid Touching Corps | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:06 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | quote: .........wow.......  Thanks for the pic, Sephiroth "Gimmy the bat, faggit" "I AM ZEROMUS. I AM THE HATRED!" Graduated from ShinRa Inc. Newbie School Sanction, so suck it.....whitey. | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 11:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: So your saying Adam & Eve were white?  AOL/AIM - oanda1027fm | ||||
| zootybang | posted on 10-28-2001 @ 1:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | No, no, I think he means she was a side order from "Happy panda master china dragon palace wok" restaraunt, silly. God loves you.it's everyone else that thinks you're an asshole. Posting regularly,yet still a lowly lurker. Check out my band at www.4inthachamber.com | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 12:52 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | Reasons to have sex with fat chicks: 1. Copious amounts of alcohol and the cry "last call". 2. A Tony Robbins Voodoo curse. Any others? | ||||
| MomYou'dLikeToF' | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:42 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Sep. 01 | quote: Having never had sex w/a fat chick (or any chick for that matter), I can only hazard a guess - because you're a fat man? | ||||
| prototype | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 1:52 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: If she had alot of money and gave me some of it I'd trow her a bone. USA Bin Laden is a dead man Free Northern Ireland | ||||
| Lent Black Rock Coalition Do you have a basketball in your car? | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:04 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: May. 00 | You know there is actually a Nafafa(National Association for acceptance for fat people of america or something) Those bitches need to eat a brownie or two or 50. That will raise their "self-esteem". And now that fat people want to deface movie posters on films they dont know about, and i'm gonna go and see it. 
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| Ferret | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: No, they also have tits!  | ||||
| Brittney | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 8:41 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | Don't fat chicks give good head? All the guys I know that ever got head from a fat chick had nothing to complain about... Remembering all those who perished in the tragedy against our great nation on Sept. 11, 2001. | ||||
| F the S out of her A | posted on 10-29-2001 @ 11:51 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | I can't wait to go see Shallow Hal, and now that some land mass in spandex with bon bons stuck in her folds defaced a poster, it makes me want to see it even more! People will be offended no matter what one creates(think about that camel fucker hiding in Afghanistan who had a beef with the WTC), so fuck them in their eye sockets. And, the reason fat chicks usually give good head is because that is all you want from them at 2:30 in the morning in the parking lot after last call... and they probably got good because they were sick of guys unable to hold it and pissing in their mouths if they took too long. Besides, fucking them would require a mechanical engineering degree or a death wish. Hate me all you want... I've started to slow down at 31 and have started to get a little belly, so I'm joining you one order of super-sized fries at a time. Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system | ||||
| Wookie | posted on 10-30-2001 @ 4:14 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Anyone else think the whole Shallow Hal premise would be like a blessing in disguise? You'd have this whole pool of really nice girls that no one else wants, and you think they look like Gwynneth? Bonus! :-) Go Diamondbacks?! WTF?!?!  Son of NYPD, our real heroes. You may remember me from such screenames as WookiePoolParty, and GGeckoWannabe... | ||||
| F the S out of her A | posted on 10-30-2001 @ 9:44 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | If they LOOK like Gwynneth, do they FEEL like Gwynneth? I mean, they say beauty is just a lightswitch away, but when you are in the dark, mounting a trusty steed, you do realize you are a couple of feet above the surface of the mattress. And, if they are on top of you, you can feel your spleen rupturing. If the Tony Robbins "spell" worked, it would have to defy the physical... after all, you wouldn't be peeling back the folds to get inside Gwynneth... Corn- the tracer-bullets of the digestive system | ||||
| Ken'sPen [Sarcasm] Doesn't Live Up To The Hype [/Sarcasm] I should have stayed OVER THERE | posted on 10-30-2001 @ 10:27 AM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01 | It's like feeding a tic tac to a whale. | ||||
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