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StupidTwat
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:37 PM      
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I hate my parents, they treat me like such a baby. i'm almost 17, and they treat me like my little sister. I hate having a curfew, but they told me that it's for my own safety and good. fuck you Mom and Dad.

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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:45 PM      
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um.... ok, i came unprepared.... anybody got one of those "Die, Get in the Coffin" SIG PICs I can borrow?



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adolescentmasturbator
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 6:59 PM      
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Well let's hope that pic would become a reality when he is out past his curfew and gets killed and chopped into pieces.

Too bad this won't happen. I think it proves there is no god.


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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 7:14 PM      
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i think someone is going to be writing a lot of teen angst poetry tonight

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onehung lo434
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 7:24 PM      
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quote:

, but they told me that it's for my own safety and good.


quote:

fuck you Mom and Dad.


And when your laying in the bushes with every hole in your body bleeding ,Will you be saying the same thing?

Maybe your parents will be saying "fuck you stupidtwat",You should've listened.
Wouldn't that be a kick in the fucking ass huh.
Mr. Brownstone
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 8:38 PM      
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quote:

StupidTwat

1 point for honesty in advertising.




This space for sale.


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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:40 PM      
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This reminds me of that radio commercial with the people telling their parents that they were always such a pain in the ass always asking them what they're doing and where they're going. Then they all end by saying "thank you" to their parents for caring. Such a warm and fuzzy commercial. Excuse me, I'm gonna go cry now.



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Sephiroth
posted on 11-20-2001 @ 11:42 PM      
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LETS MAKE FUN OF EVERY SINGLE FU THREAD REGARDLESS OF WHAT IS SAID BECAUSE IF I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY THEN MY PENIS WILL GROW AND BECKY-SUE FROM MATH CLASS WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AND MARRY ME THEN I WILL CONTROL PLANET EARTH HUK HUK HUK HUK DROOL

Jesus Christ people, there is nothing here worth flaming. Stop looking for shit to do. If they say or do something stupid, then flame away. But if theres nothing there, dont look for something deeper.

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Sloatsburgh
posted on 11-21-2001 @ 12:04 AM      
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C'mon Seph. This is a kid that needs to grow up. A curfew? Ah, fuck. Wait until you can stay out all night, but you don't because you have a job in the morning because you have rent and food to pay for. Shit, this kid does nothing but play with his PS2 all day. Rough Fucking Life.





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onehung lo434
posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:15 AM      
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the new entertainment director said this shit
quote:

Stop looking for shit to do.



Dah,Ok boss.
IrishAlkey
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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 6:22 AM      
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Gotta agree with Seph on this one...when everyone starts wondering why we have the same 25 people posting around here, I think this might be the reason.





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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 11-21-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
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quote:

when everyone starts wondering why we have the same 25 people posting around here, I think this might be the reason.
quote:

IrishAlkey
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Shit, then you must have some damn thick skin, because you've been flamed many a time and yet you continue your post whoring. Fuckin' mick bastard.



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MomYou'dLikeToF'
posted on 11-21-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 01
quote:

I hate having a curfew

Just do what I did, come home on time, go to bed, climb out your window and go back out. Seriously though, it is for your own good, and your parents care about you, which is more than many kids can say. And that's how you can go from an FU to Off-Topic and What You're Thankful For ;)

Spider John
posted on 11-21-2001 @ 8:31 PM      
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Registered: Nov. 01
Ok help me out a little your 16 years old and you’re pissed off at your parents for not allowing you to stay out all night. Just who died and left you left you Queen StupidTwat of the world. Do they feed you? Do they put a roof over your head? Do they buy you clothes? Do they pay for your doctor bills? If you answered yes to any of the above questions do the world a favor and give your self a Tabasco pepper enema and use sand paper to wipe your butt. Then you’ll have a reason for being such a winning ASS.

Have a nice day StupidTwat

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Wookie
posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:25 AM      
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Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

Gotta agree with Seph on this one...when everyone starts wondering why we have the same 25 people posting around here, I think this might be the reason.


No disrespect to you Alkey, but Seph isn't exactly the poster child for Nicey-Nice around here. :-)



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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:31 AM      
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quote:

No disrespect to you Alkey, but Seph isn't exactly the poster child for Nicey-Nice around here.


No kidding. But even i know when to joke around and when to be serious.

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 3:40 AM      
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hey Seph... DIE!!!! GET IN THE COFFIN!!!!



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IrishAlkey
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Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 8:02 AM      
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quote:

IrishAlkey
Posts: 1404
Registered: Aug. 01


Actually Ants, I registered on August 30th and didn't even start posting until the beginning of September. Wait until I actually decide to start reading the "music" and "sports" forums. :)

quote:

No disrespect to you Alkey, but Seph isn't exactly the poster child for Nicey-Nice around here.


I agree, but I feel he picks and chooses his times wisely. Come on, I know Seph is a big fucking dick, but he grows on you like a tumor. And for that, I admire his slanty-eyed ass. And feel free to disrespect me anytime! LoL

Edit*

quote:

No kidding. But even i know when to joke around and when to be serious.


Seph V 2.0, serious or a joke? Things that make you go "hmmmmmmmmm." :)




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This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 11-24-01 @ 8:12 AM
Cunt-Twat
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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 6:50 PM      
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what a perfect name for this loser. ugh, grow up, shit happens to everyone.

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This message was edited by Cunt-Twat on 11-24-01 @ 6:52 PM
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 11-24-2001 @ 8:15 PM      
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quote:

what a perfect name for this loser. ugh, grow up, shit happens to everyone.


What a fucking cunt-twat. ;)






Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Freedom is worth fighting for.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
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