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Kim
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 1:50 PM      
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A few FU's that I've been saving...

Fuck you to people who hang christmas lights up and leave their fucking Halloween and Thanksgiving flags up! What is it that you are celebrating? The fact that you're stupid fucks?

Fuck you to people who insist on sharing stories about their sexual conquests on this message board. How long does it take for certain people to realize that we don't care? Next it'll be what STD you got...Who FUCKING CARES??? What ever happened to being in a relationship with one person and not doing every guy you can??? So much for being a lady....



God Bless America!



Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
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What? I love leaving my XMas Lights up... less hassle later.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
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Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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I got herpes for Christmas.

What did you get?




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:05 PM      
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I got vaginitis.

is this what they mean by burning passion?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:07 PM      
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No, it's when your "piss burns."

"Burning passion" is totally different.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Ohh, like the time we got it on?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:10 PM      
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Wait, are you talking about "burning piss," or "burning passion?"






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I think that was burning passion, and the burning piss was from your dog... all over the floor.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:18 PM      
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Funny, I remember it being the other way around...

Damn alcohol.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I was pissing on the floor and you were fucking your dog?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:28 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Yes.

But, do you remember what song was playing?




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
Chop Suey? You seem to like singing that one while waking me up.


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:33 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I was thinking more along the lines of the "Prison Song," since that's where I'd be going.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:36 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
What?

This...this was legal, wasn't it?


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
My NAMBLA brothers said it was a step in the right direction.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:45 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
What bout the ASPCA


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
They frown upon what I do.

But, The NAACP thinks it's "aight."






I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Shelle Bink
True star of the celebrity softball game: the redhead in section 101.
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
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Registered: Jul. 01
I thought big noses were considered black, not big ears


Ken'sPen Calls Me Shelle Boink, Coz I Don't Bink As Well As I Boink.Happily Graduated IrishAlkey's School Of Posting.
Bored? Give An Epileptic A Strobe Light.
"I dreamed of being with you, but eventually I had to awake, hopefully I'll dream that dream again someday..."
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 2:54 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
I thought it was big dicks?




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 3:03 PM      
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Jesus Christ you two have been babbling on and on for the last 18 posts.


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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 3:09 PM      
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you don't like their little hijacking tete-a-tetes that have become the highlight of numerous threads? if only they hated each other we'd have a Sam/Diane Maddy/David thing going on.


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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
[Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
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posted on 01-01-2002 @ 3:15 PM      
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AM, you've been babbling on-and-on since January and nobody says anything to you.




I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER, I LOVE THE ROGER!!11!! I'm one of the horses pulling her chariot!

Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Gooch rules!
Faceman
...And now the battle between us and them has begun.

JYD-4-LIFE.

posted on 01-01-2002 @ 3:16 PM      
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quote:

Jesus Christ you two have been babbling on and on for the last 18 posts



No AM. Actually one has been babbling for about 1200 post, plus 400 she lost in a deleting incident and the other for about 2200 posts. But who's counting right?




I guess one person can make a difference but most of the time they probably shouldn't.

The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 3:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

if only they hated each other we'd have a Sam/Diane Maddy/David thing going on.

How typical of you to liken this (post-whoring) display to the subtle nuances of the "will they, won't they" psuedo-sexual tension ploy used on so many television shows. BAH! :)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

I think so, Brain...

I'll conquer the world long before Kingpin ever finds "Pinky"
In Loving Memory of those who gave their lives needlessly, so that we could become truly UNITED IN SPIRIT...
The tears that we shed for you all shall NOT be in vain.
STAY STRONG, AMERICA
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 01-01-2002 @ 3:31 PM      
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quote:

AM, you've been babbling on-and-on since January and nobody says anything to you.


Hmm I think this resembles something with a kettle and a pot and one of them calling each other black.


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