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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:05 PM      
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Why the fuck are you going to charge me the usual $1.95 for a plain bagel with vegetable cream cheese when I only ask for a tiny little bit to be spread on? When you usually make the fucking bagel's you put like an inch of cream cheese on the bagel. I don't want all that, I just want a little for flavor. And yet you still feel the need to charge me the full price for this???

Fuck You, learn to speak english too so next time I'm arguing with you you can understand what the hell I'm talking about. If you can't speak the language, GO THE FUCK BACK TO PUERTO RICO BITCHASSES!




This message was edited by Maynard on 1-11-02 @ 12:08 PM
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:09 PM      
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quote:

Fuck You, learn to speak english too so next time I'm arguing with you you can understand what the hell I'm talking about. If you can't speak the language, GO THE FUCK BACK TO PUERTO RICO BITCHASSES!

There's your problem right there. next time get a jew to serve you your bagel and you'll be fine.


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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:10 PM      
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Silly me thinking it was another fuck you jew thread.

Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:16 PM      
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quote:

next time get a jew to serve you your bagel and you'll be fine.

Funny, because the bagel place is in Livingston, NJ. If you don't know Livingston, it has a HUGE Jewish population and yet, the bagel store is run by Puerto Rican's. Ponderous. Fuckin ponderous.


donotkidme
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:26 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
you know what else i don't understand, they charge you 50 cents extra if you want the bagel scooped out.

what the hell?????

quote:

There's your problem right there. next time get a jew to serve you your bagel and you'll be fine.



got a better one for you, there's a kosher bakery that i know of and to save money he gives you frozen goods, near spoliing cream cheese




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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:29 PM      
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This is why i'm glad my friend works at the bagel place in my town, free bagels and he doesn't fuck up my orders lol.

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got a better one for you, there's a kosher bakery that i know of and to save money he gives you frozen goods, near spoliing cream cheese

a Jewish establishment cutting costs? never! :)


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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:30 PM      
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Wow, you guys are really bustin' down them stereotypes...



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donotkidme
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:43 PM      
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quote:

Wow, you guys are really bustin' down them stereotypes...



hey if its your own race, religion, etc you can say it.




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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:45 PM      
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quote:

hey if its your own race, religion, etc you can say it.

damn skippy!

Shalom :D


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Was I a fool to think at all?
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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:49 PM      
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uh huh... and, they're not stereotypes because they never happen, right?



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Snoteater
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 12:50 PM      
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Does that mean that you should get a price break if you ask for no pickles on a Hamburger at McDonalds?



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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:03 PM      
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quote:

Does that mean that you should get a price break if you ask for no pickles on a Hamburger at McDonalds?

Big difference. By leaving the pickles off a burger, you are costing them money, because they break production. However when I ask them to not put on $1.00 worth of cream cheese, and instead, only lightly coat it with cream cheese, then I would expect a little break.


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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 1:49 PM      
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quote:

There's your problem right there. next time get a jew to serve you your bagel and you'll be fine.



Sure, that way you get even less cream cheese and pay twice as much.

Do yourself a favor. Buy plain bagels from now on and go pick up your own tub of cream cheese.


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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:04 PM      
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quote:

Do yourself a favor. Buy plain bagels from now on and go pick up your own tub of cream cheese.

Best advice yet. I really need to do that.


GonzoStyle
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:11 PM      
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quote:

hey if its your own race, religion, etc you can say it.



Exactly and by the way I am black, chinese, irish, fat, a midget, with aids, herpes, dysentary, leprosy, herpes, syphillis, gonoreah, who enjoys having sex with animals, family members and children. I am also jewish, catholic, muslim and a buddhist........ i think that covered all of them.

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go pick up your own tub of cream cheese.



Maynard honey, why buy it when you can scrape it off your taint with a butter knife.




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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:17 PM      
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Maynard honey, why buy it when you can scrape it off your taint with a butter knife.

Because your's tastes OH so much better.


GonzoStyle
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:50 PM      
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quote:

Because your's tastes OH so much better.



But I'm a jew.




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Maynard
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 2:55 PM      
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quote:

But I'm a jew.

Eh, at least you'er not a spic.


GonzoStyle
posted on 01-11-2002 @ 3:24 PM      
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quote:

Eh, at least you'er not a spic.



thank the good lord on that one.




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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 6:08 PM      
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quote:

Fuck You Greedy Fucks


quote:

$1.95



Fuck you to cheap fucks? LMMFAO ;)

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posted on 01-11-2002 @ 7:48 PM      
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quote:

next time get a jew to serve you your bagel and you'll be fine

Koreans, baby, Koreans.
quote:

thank the good lord on that one.

But you're Jewish.



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GonzoStyle
posted on 01-12-2002 @ 12:38 AM      
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quote:

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thank the good lord on that one.
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But you're Jewish.



Yeah but I worship Magus, he is my goth king.






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