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Tony Metropolis
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 7:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
I don't have "the" herpes but I have a canker sore the size of a vag in my mouth. My mother's side of the family gets them, so fuck that side of my genetic gene pool for making me grunt in pain anytime I eat anything with an inkling of sodium in it.

"Yeah, I know what 2 + 2 is. It's Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"
danked
Dankarella!
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 7:58 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You have herpes in your mouth!


ALL YUOR CHEECH AND/OR CHONG ARE BELONG TO ME!11! ME11!1 ME!!1


This message was edited by danked on 1-17-02 @ 8:00 PM
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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:01 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HERPES FACE!!!!





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This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 1-17-02 @ 8:09 PM
Lent
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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:02 PM      
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Registered: May. 00
Love doesn't last forever...hepres does!

Sorry man, that really sucks!



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Tony Metropolis
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 8:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
lol

Dudes, canker sores are a slight condition of the disease otherwise known as herpes. Don't make me cry like a little bitch, cause I will.

"Yeah, I know what 2 + 2 is. It's Thomas Jefferson, sucka!"
windowlck
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:24 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME, HAHA!!!!11





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FeelMyFunBags
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Haha! Does your mouth look like this?

A Pic of Your Mouth?


The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I hate Pro-Herpes commercial that makes it looks cool to have the Herp




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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:32 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 01
ha ha, everyone point and laugh at herpes boy!! ;)



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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 10:42 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
You have a hairpiece?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 01
that guy in the picture has nasty teeth

and you have herpes, haha


NOW I'M ALL ALONE, KEPT THE PAIN INSIDE, WANT TO TORCH THE WORLD, CUZ I'M BREATHING FIRE
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 01-17-2002 @ 11:18 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

that guy in the picture has nasty teeth



Sure...look right past the herpes sores and look at the teeth.....

Edit: There was just a herpes medication commercial on tv...practice saying this:
"I am part of a disturbing trend"
Then you too can be in a commercial! :D

The stillness in your eyes convinces me that I don't know a thing And I've been around the world and tasted all the wines a half a million times Came sickened to your shores...you show me what this life is for
Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA






This message was edited by FeelMyFunBags on 1-17-02 @ 11:25 PM
Wookie
posted on 01-18-2002 @ 12:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Mar. 01
quote:

I don't have "the" herpes but I have a canker sore the size of a vag in my mouth.

Does it have little curly hairs and lips? Cause you might actually have a vag in your mouth...

quote:

A Pic of Your Mouth?

SephiFunBags?!


See?! Even Norton agrees!!

USA! USA! Let's go 2002 US Olympians!!



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