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morefunthanpie
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Why can't my father ever close the door when he leaves the room? That's about it, I didn't want to give him an "F.U" 'cause he is my dad, but he always comes into the room when the door is closed, then he leaves it open when he leaves. It especially sucks when he does it in the morning and I'm in bed naked or in underwear, and I've got wood all the way to Denver, so now I have to get out of bed to close the door and everything is just showin' itself off! ( sorry about this thread, I thought maybe it could be a lower level F.U. like maybe a " gosh darnit " to family members )

I've got fuuuu-uuudge!
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Why can't my father ever close the door when he leaves the room? That's about it, I didn't want to give him an "F.U" 'cause he is my dad, but he always comes into the room when the door is closed, then he leaves it open when he leaves. It especially sucks when he does it in the morning and I'm in bed naked or in underwear, and I've got wood all the way to Denver



So your dad comes into your room when you're naked and it gives you wood? :confused:


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Sometimes I feel this is too scary to be true...I sabotage myself for fear of losing you
USA




christowang
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Naked, Wood, Bed? I'm hoping there is F'ing in there somewhere.

Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
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posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

So your dad comes when you're naked and it gives you wood?
Ewwww.



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

é
Flock of Moosen
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Anger problem?
What anger problem?
I hate the fucking mud!
USA
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Now I'm pissed off! How come my dad never came in my room when I had wood? :(



Thanks Mrs. Moosen for the pics.
You are getting good at this cut & paste thing.

barch97
BBTB
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WOW Forum Ambassador
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 1:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jul. 00
That must be one cute dad... Is his back all hairy?



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morefunthanpie
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:04 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Well now you've gone and gotten this all wrong. The thing is, I already had wood before he entered the room because my mom was in there earlier. That is normal isn't it? I mean, everybodys mom does that in the morning right?

I've got fuuuu-uuudge!
Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
Can I move into your house?



"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

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christowang
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 7:19 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 01
Is your mom not finishing the job for you? Maybe your dad needs to take over?

Do you have any sisters?

YellowDiscipline
IS STILL REALLY GAY
posted on 03-03-2002 @ 8:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Nov. 01
quote:

Now I'm pissed off! How come my dad never came in my room when I had wood?



He must not love you.

Milfa
Good newbie with a nice ass.
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 02
quote:

Can I move into your house?

You can move into mine-Will trade shelter for wood



Where's your Milf mustache?
;)
IrishAlkey
Chucky
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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 3:56 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

You can move into mine-Will trade shelter for wood


How bout I come over, give ya my wood, then return to my own shelter, leaving you be? I'm a giver, not a taker.
With an ass like that, I better stop in Home Depot. I don't think my wood, alone, is gonna handle the job.





Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
morefunthanpie
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:01 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Nov. 00
Yes I have sisters, and I also have spare rooms in my house. We'll start the bidding at $1000 a month--room,board,and hand jobs

I've got fuuuu-uuudge!
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

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posted on 03-04-2002 @ 4:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:

$1000 a month--room,board,and hand jobs


For a grand a month, I want your sister hobbing my knob, your mom cupping my balls, and your grandmother licking my fuckin' taint.
And, keep your faggot father out of the picture.






Making Magoo's life easier...
Now I'm having a problem with my balls. Are they supposed to hang so low, or is there more gravity in my pants than I originally thought?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. All my girlfriends have been blind.
Avoiding the gauntlet.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 12:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I thought this was directed at me...wheeeeeeew, got off easy this time. I guess you didn't see when I grabbed Mrs. Pie's behind...ooops, I shouldn't have said that.



I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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Screw Edison and his light bulb!

kevin from ct
posted on 03-04-2002 @ 2:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
What are you bitching about?

When I was a kid, my Uncle Mike would come into my
room, lock the door and play hide the grapes


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Kevin, that's nothing! My uncle liked to play "hide the drapes"


To this day, Fabric Bonaza makes my ass sore.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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Screw Edison and his light bulb!




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