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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 12:51 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
Yes, I hate the show friends.


This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 3-6-02 @ 1:08 PM
Buttmunch
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Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
What the hell did I do now?



TMS
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:28 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Someone needs a hug.

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Ken'sPen
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I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Is this cause I started a coup as soon as you were gone for a few days?

tankGrrl24
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Aww GS I still love ya!!!!!!
no I won't blow you thoughLOL;)

"DROP,AND GIVE ME...ONE HUNDREDTAKE HEEDIF YOU DON'T LIKE BEING IN OUR COUNTRY"

GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR COUNTRY



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posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
This all could have been avoided if you only shook his hand.


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ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 2:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah... Phoebe, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Chandler are all a bunch of two faced assholes. Fu Friends.

Keep your chin up, pal. Your real ones are the ones that will be there in the end.. they'll be there in adverse situations... you WILL know who the real ones are. You'll know even if it means having to burn bridges every once in a while to weed the questionable ones out.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.



This message was edited by ClusterF@#$ on 3-5-02 @ 4:17 PM
Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 4:27 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
awe gonzo! remember, i always have a special place for you!!



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
PatCooper
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 6:05 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

FU to "friends"



Yeah i hate that fucking show too!!11


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ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 7:59 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

awe gonzo! remember, i always have a special place for you!!



In Das Dooooooompierrrrrr. :D


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

Cunt-Twat
No real… its cool to wear childrens Band-Aids.
I'm not a Cockblocker, I'm a COCKSUCKER!
posted on 03-05-2002 @ 9:17 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

In Das Dooooooompierrrrrr.

no silly, in my cunt-twat! :D



:) WHO SAID I DON'T LOVE THE SLACKJAW?!? :)

GO DUKE, 2002!!
Turk408
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:08 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
No "Friend" is worth 1 million a week

A heavy dose of reality, with a shot of piss and vinegar
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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Dec. 00
Amen to that GS. I was just about to start a new topic regarding the same subject, so I thought I'd add my FU to this one.

I tell you something that was on my mind about someone under the assumption that i could trust you (being that I've known you since we started college). And I had full intention on saying something to said person. But before i could discuss the situation with said person, you go ahead and fuckin dime me out. So much for fuckin friendship and trust huh?
Fuck you for betraying my trust in you and fuck you harder for trying to take someone that I love so dearly away from me. I thought friends wanted their friends to be happy. Well you know what? I AM HAPPY. For once in my pathetic exsistence on the planet I am overflowing with joy over my present situation, and you have the fucking audacity to try a take that away from me? Why? Because I'm not into the things you and the "group" are into? Because I may interfere with what is going on? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! All I ever asked from anyone is to not try and stop me from doing something I love, from doing something that I like to do. What makes you think I would try and interfere in someone's joy and try to hold them back? Words can't even begin to describe the fucking hatred and outright disgust and animosity I have towards you right now. I treated you and confided in you like you were my flesh and blood. And this is how you fucking repay me? This is the thanks I get for picking you up when you were at your lowest? For being your shoulder to cry on? This is what I get? Now you wanna try and destroy the relationship I have with the person I hold so dear and close to my heart? FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU!

You know I thought this would make me feel better, but it didn't. Now I'm really fucking pissed off.




THE SUFFERING

..................WHAT?
diceisgod
I ALWAYS LOSE.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 1:31 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 01
quote:

To so -called friends who will choose someone over a true friend cause they can further them, fuck 'em I don't need 'em.


If it make you feel better, Gonz, I'll tell ya right now. I'd fuck you sideways to further myself.


Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin!
I got into a fight in FU one time and this guy sez "F you man" so I sez "F you right back, sir, get it? In an hour? Back?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was great! Then he sez "You're a semon slurper". So I sez "Yeah, off your mom's butt". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It was a good one I tell you. Well, later that evening another guy joined the fracus. So he sez, "Go f yourself DIG!" So I sez "Yeah, swallow my banna juice." I was LMAOSLINSMOD!! What a wonderful and memoriable fight that was. I stole this scrolling mindless banter idea off of someone's sig. It has a kind of ring to it that reminds me of the way men did things when the were dinosaurs. Poop is nice too but I don't want to step in any anytime soon. LMAO! I find such messages more interesting than many of the posts I read on this board, including my own. I suck. BLAH BLAH BLAH POOP!
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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:07 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
im sorry you got fucked over uncle gonzo, i know the feeling

i hope the bastard gets what he deserves in the end

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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:15 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Yeah, remember that episode with Soleil Moon Frye and Joey's girlfriend that punches him? That episode rocked, cause Punky has spectactular breasts. Other than that, Friends sucks. FU "Friends".

Fo shizza my nizza, is it ok to say nizza?




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Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 12:44 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

Yeah... Phoebe, Joey, Rachel, Ross, and Chandler are all a bunch of two faced assholes.

What about Monica, you forgot to mention her. Or is she the only Friend that you like?



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posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:48 PM      
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rachel is hot


it can't rain all the time

In the memory you'll find me, Eyes burning up, The darkness holding me tightly, Until the sun rises up

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Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.
posted on 03-06-2002 @ 3:55 PM      
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Registered: Apr. 01
quote:

rachel is hot
And she's Greek in real life, you know she loves taking it in the ass. That just makes her 10 times more attractive.



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posted on 03-07-2002 @ 3:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I missed this thread but I have to agree with GS. FRIENDS SUCKS HARD CORE




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ClusterF@#$
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 4:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

What about Monica, you forgot to mention her. Or is she the only Friend that you like?



Oh yeah.. her too. She doesn't have two faces but apparently she used to have two chins and junk in the trunk. I wonder when that was.. she used to be hot when she was Alex P Keaton's girlfriend.


Message to those concerned with my smoking habit.... mamma didn't raise no quitter.

PatCooper
posted on 03-07-2002 @ 6:20 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey at first i thought this was a thread on shitty friends. But i guess i'm mistaken.


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GonzoStyle
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:13 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Hey at first i thought this was a thread on shitty friends. But i guess i'm mistaken.



Till you and cluster F posted in it.





Of all the classes that stand face to face with the bourgeoisie today, the proletariat alone is a genuinely revolutionary class. The other classes decay and finally disappear in the face of Modern Industry; the proletariat is its special and essential product. The lower middle class, the small manufacturer, the shopkeeper, the artisan, the peasant, all these fight against the bourgeoisie, to save from extinction their existence as fractions of the middle class. They are therefore not revolutionary, but conservative. Nay, more, they are reactionary, for they try to roll back the wheel of history. If, by chance, they are revolutionary, they are only so in view of their impending transfer into the proletariat; they thus defend not their present, but their future interests; they desert their own standpoint to place themselves at that of the proletariat. The "dangerous class", the social scum, that passively rotting mass thrown off by the lowest layers of the old society, may, here and there, be swept into the movement by a proletarian revolution; its conditions of life, however, prepare it far more for the part of a bribed tool of reactionary intrigue.

OAAWITE
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 12:20 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
That's interesting becuase at first I thought this was a thinly veiled "goodbye" thread from Gonzo.

Glad I'm mistaken.


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Ken'sPen
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Doesn't Live Up To The Hype
[/Sarcasm]
I should have stayed OVER THERE
posted on 03-08-2002 @ 1:34 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 01
Gonzo has just been crappin in his pants since he heard of my coup.



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