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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Blind Mofo's, Infants, and Pipe Cloggers | ||||
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| diceisgod I ALWAYS LOSE. | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 9:30 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 01  | I had just got done work. So I go out to my car that's parked at an intersection with a STOP sign. I walk across the street and here comes this blind motherfucker speeding right through the intersection doin about 40 headin right for me. I just got done work so my life means shit to me at this point so I just keep walkin, lookin at this fuckwad and prayin that he just either kills me or stops and starts talkin shit SO I CAN BREAK HIS FUCKIN NECK, CUP HIS FUCKIN MOUTH OVER THE STREET CURB AND STOMP HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK!! So the prick manages to stop, drives off after I go across the street, so I get in the car and go home...PISSED! I get home and I'm not in the door three fuckin minutes before this little prick infant is screamin it's fucking head off crying. So I go into the bathroom to drop a log. In the meantime the little fucker's still at it with the screaming. So I'm sittin there (baby still screamin), and out comes this relatively harmless shit cake. So I clean the scene a bit (baby still screamin), flush the mother fuckin toilet (which by the way was completely empty to begin with before I began) and up comes the water, shit and everything(baby still fucking screaming). Now I know I wasn't responsible for this. Don't get me wrong. I've had my share of bowl winders that could clog a manhole. But the dirty fuckin slob who was there before must've sabotaged the fuckin thing. You ever have that happen? Where some fuckin animal uses the bathroom, uses half a fuckin rolla shit paper to wipe their filthy ass and flushes the toilet ONCE at the end when their completely done. Somehow all the junk gets down there, so the pig walks away thinkin everything's alright. Meanwhile, the next jerkoff that needs to use the bathroom walks in to a seemingly perfectly good shit bowl, but little do they know that when they go to flush there gonna have a fuckin mess they gotta clean up after some JERKOFF NEARLY SPLATTERS THEM ALL OVER THE ROAD AND WHILE SOME SMELLY LITTLE CUM PLANT'S SCREAMS MAKE MY FUCKING BLOOD CURDLE!!! 666!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!! DEATH!!!!  Nobody fucks with Dice, Dice does the fuckin! | ||||
| Tequila Fez claims this land in the name of Portugal! Why worry about the train if it never makes it around the tracks?? IrishAlkey wuz here!!! | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 9:40 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Damn the fucker is not getting paid for missing  | ||||
| Brokenjaw Always will bow down to the power of the Faceman!!!! | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 9:46 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Nov. 00 | quote: Sorry Tequila, I will put the patch on the good eye next time. I promise!!  | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 9:49 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Which way? Medium or well done?  Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| RonRon5477 | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 10:01 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Apr. 01 | well done? Paper or plastic? "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever." -Shane Falco in The Replacements Want to use the O&A EZPass lane? here's how (only for NY listeners, sorry to everyone else): The URL is: "http://oarule.homestead.com/files/OA"+previous phone screener before Stinky+previous phone screener's girlfriend's REAL name+".html" AIM: RonRon5477 | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-21-2002 @ 10:38 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | Ah nah nah... Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
| Boodadude | posted on 03-22-2002 @ 2:33 AM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Mar. 01 | Next time do it in reverse. Go home flush the toilet, shit on the baby, and throw it at the car. Let them clean the mess. Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones? | ||||
| Mr. Brownstone | posted on 03-23-2002 @ 9:28 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I pray to god that it isn't your baby. This space for sale. | ||||
| prototype | posted on 03-24-2002 @ 12:00 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Aug. 01 | quote: oh no diceisgod is having kids I'm getting the hell out of here. USA Bin Laden is a dead man Free Northern Ireland | ||||
| HyBriD FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm | posted on 03-24-2002 @ 12:08 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01 | medium rare | ||||
| barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador | posted on 03-24-2002 @ 4:29 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00 | yah-right Long Live the "Syndication Underground" | ||||
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