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Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:19 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	I hate you. Why must you get stuck, keeping me from the company of good friends and the consumption of fine alcohol. And not only do you get stuck, you get stuck between fucking floors, you useless fuck. Thank you to the wonderful folks of the FDNY who so kindly offered their hands to help me climb out of this urine-scented hell. Ahh, I feel better now. *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 1:24 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: Ahh, I feel better now. Aaaaaaaawww, po' baby. You pissed in your pants because you were stuck in the elevator for 20 minutes??? Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

rageparty 123...Not so bare anymore since I got a number underneath my name again I also have an imaginary girlfriend.	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 2:53 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 01	quote: FU to Silera's elevator Yeah it'll do that to ya... 2002 Crack Committee Objectives: :-P 1. 94 Wins and NL East Title by the Mets this year :) 2. Hate the Braves with a passion :confused: 3. All 5 Starters have winning records this year :-D 4. Mets win World Series!!! :-D 5. Have Red Sox miss the playoffs yet finish 10 games in front of the Yankees :) This message was edited by rageparty on 5-5-02 @ 2:55 AM

Subzero316 TERRORIST voted most likely to get searched at the airport Subama Bin Zero (© AntsInMyPants - 2002) Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny" Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in. It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire. I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 3:04 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	not all but most elevators Stink. Master of the Cold....

HyBriD I AM THE KILLER FN Moron is an indian giver!! I had my cool status for about 10 min. then it was gone. GONE! G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S. Agent WD40 Licensed to Kill My spoon is TOO BIG. (finally) WORD UP KIDDIES! This is Poop Dog, the gangsta specta of defeat! Hanger-on to the JYDs for LIFE I INVENTED ORANGE MOTHERFUCKER This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 3:07 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 01	hah aha hahahh aa hhahahahhahahah a ha ha ha hah ah a hah a ha hh a ha ha h hah ah ah h a HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP! HOT SOUP!

Joey BigArms I Need An Old Priest And A Young Priest	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 3:08 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	They should of left you in there. opieanthony.com; Like a retarded yoyo, you will keep coming back. *"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" Charles Dickens* Over The Limit

barch97 BBTB The barch gots lots a dick Theoretically, if I were to smack you in the face with my penis, it would leave a bruise in the shape of a mushroom. I kind of enjoy my anonymity on the board WOW Forum Ambassador	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 7:46 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jul. 00	AHHHH!!! Please make it stop... Long Live the "Syndication Underground" The more things change... The more they stay the same.

IrishAlkey Chucky Official OA.com Homo Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch. PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!! Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm] "my mod powers are on temporary hiatus" This status is sponsored by: P®oJë©T M@¥hέm	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 10:50 AM
O&A Board Veteran Registered: Aug. 01	Is this the first time you expected something to go down, and it refused you? WOWOr Barch will kill us all!OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard. I have a chew toy, and I named him Ralphie.

windowlck	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 10:58 AM
Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Aaaaaaaawww, po' baby. You pissed in your pants because you were stuck in the elevator for 20 minutes??? HAHAHA that's pretty funny.....AIMP's i bet you if alkey was stuck in the elevator w/ you there would be no complaining AIM me

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:12 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	I can only dream of being stuck in Silera's elevator... AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 11:42 AM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	quote: Is this the first time you expected something to go down, and it refused you? silly alkey, you should know, it was actually the first time he had trouble getting something up... :rolleyes: sorry, i know that was bad, but it was just too easy "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

Ants in My Pants Billy Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right??? Prettiest Butterfly in the garden All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 6:56 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Apr. 01	Love In An Elevator Workin' like a dog for the boss man Workin' for the company I'm bettin' on the dice I'm tossin' I'm gonna have a fantasy But where am I gonna look They tell me that love is blind I really need a girl like an open book To read between the lines (Chorus) Love In An Elevator Livin' it up whn I'm goin' down Love In An Elevator Lovin' it up till I hit the ground Jackie's in the elevator Lingerie second floor She said 'can I see you later And love you just a little more' I kinda hope we get stuck Nobody gets out alive She said 'I'll show you how to fax In the mailroom, honey And have you home by five' (Chorus) In the air, in the air, honey one more time Now it ain't fair Love in an elevator Lovin' it up when I'm goin' down Love in an elevator Goin' down (Chorus) Gonna be a penthouse pauper Gonna be a millionare I'm gonna be a real fast talker And have me a love affair Gotta get my timin' right It's a test that I gotta pass I'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey Kiss your sassafrass (Chorus) Do you care, do you care (Repeat Chorus) *"Ants in my pants, it was bigger than an elephant... I swear it was this big!" - Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen*

silera Sexiest flower in the garden Garden my ass! That's a bush! I Like to suck dick I suck it all day long I like to suck dick Nothing like a great big wong. I like to suck dick I'll do it till the day I croak Just don't ask me to swallow. Cause I'll probably choke fag-hag Subzero316 makes me hot! JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 7:34 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 02	quote: I can only dream of being stuck in Silera's elevator... You're invited to come over the next time you attend a Bar 9 event. So I guess I'll see you Tuesday. ;) Now, a question of etiquette: as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? -Fight Club

Mangino I live... again.	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 9:13 PM
Psychopath Registered: May. 01	was this the episode in Ants' life where he reflected on all the previous episodes in order to help pass the time quicker? Manager of the Intergender champion Cancer Mike!! Beware my posts....I might be banned again!

SLASH Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC STRIKE 3 (I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans)	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 9:30 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Aug. 00	quote: Silera posted: You're invited to come over the next time you attend a Bar 9 event. So I guess I'll see you Tuesday. ;) If you only knew. AIM: SmarterChild Write To Me Here I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?

crx girl Newbie! vg Y's me ugo girl Limey Mothercocker	posted on 05-05-2002 @ 9:53 PM
O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00	hehe, little georgie made a funny :-D and ants, you lie, rape wasn't in the elevator, we knew better and took the stairs :-p "cheer up, things could be worse - you could have been born british!";) seph rocks need me? try: [email protected]

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