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IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
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P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 12:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
Will you sloths lay the fuck off the fuckin' sarcasm tags already? We KNOW what sarcasm is. We KNOW that half the crap written on this board is written with sarcastic connotation. Not everyone here is a fuckin' clueless, inbread, cesspool of mismatched chromosomes. If my memory serves me right, Grumpy had a smiliar FU regarding the use and interpretation of sarcasm on this message board. This is along those lines, focusing more on the actual sarcasm button with which everybody seems to have fallen in love. If you have to tell us you're being sarcastic, you're an idiot. If we have to be told when somebody is being sarcastic, we're the idiots. Subzero, you've fueled the fire for this FU. Not every fuckin' sentence you write is motherfuckin' sarcastic! If it is, try writing one that isn't! Christ Almighty! Otherwise, seek help!
Nitwits.

Oh wait! I almost fuckin' forgot these!!!

[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm][Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]

DIE MOTHERCOCKIN' SARCASM TAGS!





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.




This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-10-02 @ 1:18 AM
silera
Sexiest flower in the garden
Garden my ass! That's a bush!

I Like to suck dick
I suck it all day long
I like to suck dick
Nothing like a great big wong.
I like to suck dick
I'll do it till the day I croak
Just don't ask me to swallow.
Cause I'll probably choke
fag-hag
Subzero316 makes me hot!
JYD-4-LIFE's HBIC now i suck a mod's dick too!		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 02
Yeah... what he said.



Now, a question of etiquette:
as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
-Fight Club


Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
gee, i wonder who you could be talking about



}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
I just wanted to post here before Ants.

Carry on...



AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Ants in My Pants
Billy

Well, since this thread is going to be deleted anyway... I'm a flaming homosexual and I love having big hard hot man meat rammed into my mouth and ass. Umm, this IS going to be deleted, right???
Prettiest Butterfly in the garden
All Blow job poems ©Fez 2002-2003. I'm obsessed with Alkey's penis.		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Apr. 01
quote:
I just wanted to post here before Ants
You're trying to take my place in the triangle, aren't you???!!! Bastard.

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
Sorry, Ants, I must've forgotten these...

[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]




AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



Drusilla
fag-hag
JYD-4-LIFE Hey, smell my head!		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
You're trying to take my place in the triangle, aren't you???!!! Bastard.


looks like everyone's trying to move in on that tonight





}>i<{ i love the ants, the alkey, & the silera }>i<{


we'll always have ben orr


If you perceive others as failures, it makes you feel better about yourself
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
[Sarcasm]This must be the greatest addition to teh board
[/Sarcasm]



Email
- AIM:lentnycGO TO LENTSITE.COM MOTHERBITCHES!!!

SLASH
Pompous, Arrogant, Enigmatic, Bitter, Quirky, Misanthrope with a Weird Sense of Humor and an Iron Clad Memory while flooding the board with my Stream of Consciousness UFC
STRIKE 3
(I'm a dick and I like to ruin people's plans) 		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
[Sarcasm]This must be the greatest addition to teh board [/Sarcasm]


The greatest addition was your departure.





AIM: SmarterChild

Write To Me Here

I think it all started with the Declaration of Independence -- the idea that we had the inalienable rights of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. That pursuit is what took America from the revolution to the computer age in 200 years. But the progress has come at a price. The obvious being the people that were exploited to make it possible; the not so obvious being us, the first group of people that were given no obvious frontiers to conquer. We hear stories that about the good old days that don't seem to apply anymore. It's a generation gap that leaves us without role models. But the bright side is that without role models, there are no roles. Maybe that's what the 60s were all about -- getting rid of the roles. But what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, what do we replace them with? Without any guidance, the choices become overwhelming. Sometimes it just makes everything feel hopeless. So we destroy our bodies in the search of an ideal. Try to salvage relationships that don't work. We feel we must do something, instead of doing something that we feel. It is the prison of self-imposed momentum, and the sad part is that we get used to it. It reminds me of a song I heard the other day. It's called "The Going Nowhere Fast." But the people I have met here have shown me another side of Nowhere. They've pointed out the beautiful irony that stagnation makes it easy to stop and smell the roses, if we just let it. What would we be if we had nothing to rebel against? Well we could finally be ourselves, the first group of people who stopped looking for the answers long enough to appreciate the questions. And all we have to do is to make our own Declaration of Independence. We can embrace the right to life and liberty by simply realizing that happiness exists -- not to pursue, but to accept. After that the only challenge would be to make sure with the rest of our lives that we weren't just another fad. I don't know, it's an idea. What do you think?



IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 1:49 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
The greatest addition was your departure.


1 + -1 = 0

Thus then, we're left with nothing.





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
fuggin moron
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:07 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:
The greatest addition was your departure.

the best part is no sarcasm tags were needed.


I try to sleep, they're wide awake, they won't leave me alone.
They don't get paid to take vacations, or let me alone.
They spy on me, I try to hide, they won't let me alone.
They persecute me, they're the judge and jury all in one.

Living Legend
WankTruster
What's this? IrishAlkey's chewtoy? Thus then:
Living Legend=Faggot		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Apr. 02
[Sarcasm]What are you talking about? These things don't bother me one bit. /Sarcasm]

Hudala Hudala!



"Sometimes you have to read every word to get the whole picture."
E-Mail/AIM
JimboSHU
my status is extremely accurate.		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:43 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
i agree totally. in fact, i was tempted to post something similar a couple days ago but I thought it might be met with negative reaction. [sarcasm][/sarcasm] fuckin blows.


AIM/E-mail

Subzero316
TERRORIST
voted most likely to get searched at the airport
Subama Bin Zero
(© AntsInMyPants - 2002)
Seriously need to rethink my concept of "funny"
Alkey is my bitch! I'm havening a hard time fittening in.
It's official, I am seriously a complete and utter ass-tool, please anally rape me with a rusty 5 iron wraped in barbed wire.
I am the new Balloon Not. Be careful around me ladies, I don't use common sense.		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 2:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:
Subzero, you've fueled the fire for this FU.

I did?, i guess i have to use my freeze powers to put it out.

and one more thing [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


Master of the Cold....
onehung lo434
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 5:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Its almost like the UP & IP show all over again here.
The Painter
1/2 a bottle of Jack Daniels... it's a cure-all		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 6:11 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
You don't understand. These---[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]---tags were part of the new and improved OA.com. These are the changes that made everything all better. Remember, big changes coming, well, this is it.




Black Lazerus
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 8:18 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Painter that is funny as hell

and you need sarcasm tags so some cunt dosent take what you said the wrong way :) :-D ;)

Who said that i even Liked you?

IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:17 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01
quote:
I did?, i guess i have to use my freeze powers to put it out.


At least defend why the fuck you use the damn things so much and don't act like you're actually a fuckin' video game character. You do realize this is retarded?

quote:
and one more thing [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]


What? No smiley face? Does this mean you're serious about being sarcastic?





WOW
Or Barch will kill us all!
OA.com: seen through the eyes of a German Shepard.
It was LARGE, I swear.
Danked
Dankarella! 		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 9:41 AM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
Ditto.


KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command--including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you.
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I believe no satirist could breathe this air. If another Juvenal or Swift could rise up among us tomorrow, he would be hunted down. If you have any knowledge of our literature, and can give me the name of any man, American born and bred, who has anatomized our follies as a people, and not as this or that party; and who has escaped the foulest and most brutal slander, the most inveterate hatred and intolerant pursuit; it will be a strange name in my ears, believe me.




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
IrishAlkey
Chucky
Official OA.com Homo
Nothing makes me harder than the thought of my lips wrapped around a pulsating cock, awaiting that one second when it will explode with semen, flooding my throat and nostrils until I choke. Jokes on you... This won't be here much longer... BTW: me and Ants have had sex multiple times and I ALWAYS catch.
PORTUGAL CUNT ROCKETTE
Look who's laughing now, fuckers!!!

Is It In Yet? JYD-4-LIFE
 [Sarcasm]Subzero316 fan since day one!!1!![/Sarcasm]
"my mod powers are on temporary hiatus"
This status is sponsored by:
P®oJë©T M@¥hέm		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:29 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 01






This message was edited by IrishAlkey on 5-10-02 @ 10:33 AM
Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:32 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
[Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm]




Don’t get me wrong, I am not fighting to uphold the restraints that give protection to rights fully accrued upon facts so nearly permanent as to be substantially impervious to change, rather I am for the supervision of changing conduct or conditions and are thus provisional or tentative.





TMS
goatweed
I've Got A Vagina With Teeth.
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Dragoon Battalion
My friends call me Weed 		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:33 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I love teh [Sarcasm] [/Sarcasm] :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D


The line between fantasy and reality is the same as that between sanity and insanity...which side of the line are you on?


You can reach me through AIM or email. Feel free to contact me if you have any board questions, techie (PC) questions, or even if you just wanna say hi.

Have you hugged your black box today?


fbdlingfrg
wow, my name looks odd without 5 lines of type below it in bold and purple and red
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Red Wings Captain Cecil
JBA~Remove the Pick & Click NOW!		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 10:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
whats this?is alkey actually doing something to help the board?i've been waiting for this day since "fuck you to my dick" and it's finally happened.i agree wholeheartedly with this.sarcasm tags were acceptable at first, when people would type them in once or twice, but it is just sheer retardation with the ammount they're being used now.we can fucking sense sarcasm ourselves, we dont need to be beat over the head with it

and we know alkey's serrious because he put a "C" in fuck






My life has been a fascinating series of amazing exploits, about which I have many profound insights. But frankly, none of it is any of your business, so butt out!


this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that doesn’t end, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, but they’ll continue singing it forever just because


This message was edited by fbdlingfrg on 5-10-02 @ 10:29 PM
Lent
Black Rock Coalition
Do you have a basketball in your car?		posted on 05-10-2002 @ 11:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 00
[Sarcasm]Slash loves me.[/Sarcasm]



Email
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