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spe5150
posted on 05-16-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
FU for being firmly entrenched in my family's life by befriending the sister you hated (and who hated you) for 4 1/2 years while we dated.
FU for suddenly being good enough to my mother to be allowed to be around.
FU for not just forgetting me and my family...it's been 5 f'n years and you're engaged...you would think you'd be able to have a conversation without throwing in digs about our relationship, knowing I have enough class to not create a scene in front of my family and fire back.
FU for not having the common courtesy to die yet...get in the f'n coffin already.
FU for being a sloppy-ass drunk, and an embarassment to your fiance. Christ, you still can't handle your liquor, you're not a college Freshman anymore.
FU for ruining what should have been a very pleasant weekend hanging with the sister I usually only see on holidays.
FU for putting your fiance in harm's way...because you are a mannerless, drunken twat, I had to bite my tongue all weekend. Had I been equally classless and opened my mouth, your guy would have had no choice but to stand up to me, thereby becoming...just another victim. Luckily, he had the sense to tell you to shut the fuck up and calm down on more than one occassion...at least you're marrying someone you can learn from.
FU to me for actually feeling sorry for the poor bastard who's about to buy the cow whose milk I wouldn't take for free...good f'n luck.



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